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The Smith is a strange man whom [[Link]] encounters in the non-canon game [[Link: The Faces of Evil]]. When Link cuts Smith's chains, he awards him by enhancing his [[Enough|sword]] with a fire diamond, thus making it more powerful (not sure how that works). He has sun burned skin, wears a triangle on his forehead (much like [[King Harkinian]]), and has quite a physique. He looks a lot like Zeus (or God).
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The Smith is a strange man whom [[Link]] encounters in the non-canon game [[Link: The Faces of Evil]]. When Link cuts Smith's chains, he awards him by enhancing his [[Enough|sword]] with a fire diamond, thus making it more powerful (not sure how that works). He has sun burned skin, wears a triangle on his forehead (much like [[King Harkinian]], and has quite a physique. He looks a lot like Zeus (or [[God]], for that matter.
  
[[Image:Shipwreck_cliff20.jpg|thumb|left|Smith getting ready for S&M. Also, [[Mayor Kravindish|does this image look familiar?]]]]
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[[Image:Shipwreck_cliff20.jpg|thumb|left|Smith getting ready for [[Sex|S&M]]. Also, [[Mayor Kravindish|does this image look familiar?]]]]
  
The Smith is quite mysterious, and has had his largest appearance in a poop by IAmTheGang. In this poop, he struck a boulder with the newly powered sword, and a huge rock fell on him. He probably didn't die seeing as he practically is God.
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The Smith is quite mysterious, and has had his largest appearance in a poop by [[IAmTheGang]]. In this poop, he struck a boulder with the newly powered sword, and a huge rock fell on him. He probably didn't die seeing as he practically is [[God]].
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