Editing Roy Koopa

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|name=Roy "Bully" Koopa
|image=BullyKoopa.jpg
|shows=Super Mario World
|sex=Male
|dob={{Birth|1970}}
|occupation=Professional Bully, Prince
|nationality=
|cast=Dan [[Booze|Hennessey]]
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[[Image:1191029-roy_1_large-1-.jpg‎|thumb|right|Roy being happy.]]
'''Roy "Bully" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons, and is the strongest of his siblings.

==Life==
Roy Koopa was born on March 15, [[The '70s|1970]]. As a kid, Roy was a fairly [[fat|chubby]] kid, not very fit, but highly aggressive and easily angered. In the '70s, as a kid, he spent most of his free time listening to rock n roll from [[the '50s]] (his favourite music) while he would either eat or play with toys, which he would never share.

Concerned that he would be too fat to be useful, Bowser, his father, decided in [[The '80s|1981]] to force him in to an exercise regimen. He started by making Roy do aerobics at the gym, while dressed completely in hot pink. By 1982, Roy would lose this fat and become very fit, which, at that point, he decided to move on to lifting to build muscle. By 1985, Roy would become the strongest of his siblings, which he used to torment them.

In 1988, he was given a doomship with the order to take over Sky Land. He did this, but was then beaten by [[Mario]]. Later, in 1989, he took over the Forest of Illusion in [[Japan|Dinosaur Land]], which also failed.

In 1992, Roy Koopa opened his own hotel, [[Roy's Hard Brick Hotel]], near [[Chicago]], [[Illinois]], which was later condemned in 1994, but renovated and reopened in 1996.

In 1997, with business booming at his hotel, and having been kicked out of [[King Koopa|King Dad]]'s Castle, Roy decided to build his own gym, a massive complex trapped in the '80s, complete with hot pink leg warmers, featuring a massive cardio room, a massive weight room, an indoor track, an indoor swimming pool, and a large gymnasium, plus aerobics classes. This gym still lives on under his ownership to this day.

In 2007, his hotel was, unfortunately, condemned by the State of Illinois, and was then demolished in 2008. In 2009, however, he and his siblings were finally allowed home by [[Bowser]], to cause more havoc, only to be beaten by Mario.

==Personality==
You know it's Roy if he's...
*Wearing [[Gay|pink]] Wayfarers.
**[[The '80s|Wears his sunglasses at night.]]
*Spinning [[Egg Luigi]].
*Telling people to SHADDUP!!
*Humping Mario in an [[American Football]] field.
*Flipping the bird.
*[[American Football|Playing by]] [[Australian]] rules.
*Putting pesky plumbers [[Die|six feet down undah]].
*Leaving footprints on cave guys' faces.
*Whining to King Dad.
*Scratching his [[ass]].
*Plugging in LOADS of toasters into one room, with no care for the electricity bill.
*Trying to be Roy Orbison and failing miserably.
*Stealing lunch money from school kids.

==Dislikes==
*The Cave People
*[[Santa Mario|Santa Claus]]
*People saying that he's related to Roy from [[Fire Emblem|Fire Emblem: Fūin no Tsurugi]] and [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros. Melee]].
*[[Bowser Jr]], for stealing the spotlight from him and his brothers and sister.
*[[Wendy O. Koopa]]
*[[Morton Koopa Jr.]]
*The fact that he was not born in or before [[the '50s]]

==Quotes==
*"Sorry, dino-dud. Luigi got changed into an egg. I SAW IT!!"
*"Awww, SHADDUP!! We'll never get started!!"
*"I'm gonna put you down undah! Six feet down undah!"
*"I'll leave footprints, all right! On their faces!! CHAAARGE!!"
*"I want one, King Dad!"
*"This Magic Balloon only brings presents to instruction book children?! What kinda wimp is he?"
*"Giant smiant, [[Big Mouth]] he ain't dat big a deal."
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