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| + | [[Image:ronald_mc_donald_burger_king.jpg|thumb|right|TProof of loyalty]] |
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| + | Ronald McDonald is a devil who kidnaps children in order to increase his army. |
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| − | |sex=Male
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| − | |occupation=McDonald's Spokesman
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| − | [[Image:ran ran ruu!.gif|thumb|right|Ran Ran Ruu!]] | |
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| − | {{vid|WF9kZp-Kl0c}}
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| − | Ronald McDonald is an advertising character turned devil who now kidnaps children in order to increase his army. | |
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| | ==Story== | | ==Story== |
| − | In 1955, [[McDonald's]] was created. [[McDonald's]] needed a mascot in order to speed up the process of selling [[cheeseburger|burgers]], so they created Ronald McDonald. Things were fine until the mid 2000s, when criticisms of [[McDonald's]] by [[Fat|fat shits]] with [[Tourette's Guy|no self-control]] started appearing in large numbers, which caused him to turn [[evil]] and kill the fat shits. Since then, he has found a new home in the center of the Earth devouring the souls of the obese and selling their bodies to McDonald's franchises all around the world. | + | In 1940, McDonalds was created. McDonalds needed a mascot in order to speed up the process of handing out infected burgers, so they created Ronald McDonald, who is made out of pure evil. One day, [[The King]] wanted cheeseburgers, so he spent all of his money on burgers from McDonalds. Then, [[The King]] needed money to keep up his kingdom's progress of... um... living. So Ronald trapped him and forced him to work for him. [[Link]] and [[Gwonam]], then saved the The King from Ronald. |
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| | ==Story 2== | | ==Story 2== |
| − | After 1988, McDonald's turned to shit, and Ronald turned shit along with the restaurant.
| + | [[The King]] forgot all about what happened in the first story, and it all happened again... |
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| − | ==Quotes==
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| − | *"RAN RAN RUU!"
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| − | *"Hambagaa!" (Hamburger!)
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| − | *"Moshi moshi?" (Hello?)
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| − | *"[[No|Go active!]]"
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| − | *"I'm lovin' it!"
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| − | *"Did somebody say [[McDonalds]]?"
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| − | *"[[No]], it's a [[cheeseburger]]!"
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| − | *"Sleep early, [[you]]'ll be strong tomorrow!"
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| − | *"Don't [[Sex|touch]] Grimace!"
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| − | *"Baaaa-ba-baba-baba-ba! Baaaaa-ba-baba-baba-ba! Baaaa-ba-baba-baba-ba! [[The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald]]!"
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| − | *"Hey, kids, did [[you]] hear the news? It's time to put on [[you]]r adventure shoes!"
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| − | *"Hey, [[you]]'re gonna give [[you]]rself nightmares watching [[Porn|that stuff]]!"
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| − | *"ODAAAAA!"
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| − | *"I like to do anything girls and boys like to do!"
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| − | *"THE ANSWER IS... FRIENDSHIP!"
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| − | *"Ooooh! ''That'' sure was a lot of fun!"
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| − | *"[[No|Water you doing in there? Get it? ''Water'' you doing in there?]]"
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| − | *"NOINNOINNOINNOIN! [[I]]'m [[Masturbation|master-bay-''ting''!]] NOINNOINNOINNOIN!"
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| | ==Facts== | | ==Facts== |
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| | *Ronald McDonald is the final boss of [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] on impossible mode. | | *Ronald McDonald is the final boss of [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] on impossible mode. |
| − | *He is friends with both [[Weegee]] and [[Giygas]], since all three of them are masters of mind rape. | + | *Ronald McDonald is friends with [[Weegee]]. |
| | *When Ronald McDonald returns from his trip in [[hell]], he will pass out infected hamburgers. | | *When Ronald McDonald returns from his trip in [[hell]], he will pass out infected hamburgers. |
| − | *He is not fat beacuse he doesn't eat at [[Burger King]]. | + | *He is not fat beacuse eat at burger King |
| − | *Is massively popular for his ''"[[U.N. Owen Was Her?!]]"'' remix...(First video to the right)
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| − | *...And his ''"Pokey Means Buisness!"'' remix...(Second video to the right)
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| − | *...And his ''"Native Faith"'' remix...(Third video to the right)
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| − | *Claims that his feet are 4 hamburgers long.
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| − | *He is called Donald McDonald in Japan.
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| − | *You can usually find him rallying children when he isn't at [[McDonald's]].
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| − | *Apparently, he's also a tall motherfucker.
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| − | *RAN RAN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| − | *In [[the '70s]] and [['80s]], he and his friends were actually [[love]]d by children. This was before McDonald's turned to shit in 1988, and again in the 2000s.
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| − | *He really hates prank callers. In fact, one time he was prank called, and it pissed him off so bad that he created an atomic explosion that destroyed half of the world.
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| − | *He is a member of the [[Barney Bunch]] often refered to as Ronald "[[Penis]] Clown" Mcdonald or just "Penis Clown"
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| − | *His brother is [[Gay|Dick the Clown]]
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| − | ==Likes==
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| − | *[[McDonalds]] (Are you serious?)
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| − | *[[Touhou Project]]
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| − | *Hatsune Miku
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| − | *[[Coca-Cola]] (Has it at his restaurants.)
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| − | *Grimace
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| − | *M.U.G.E.N.
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| − | *Birdie the Early Bird
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| − | *Mayor Mc[[Cheese]]
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| − | *Big Mac (Both the [[sandvich|sandwich]] and the character.)
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| − | *Children
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| − | *[[Masturbation|Masturbating]]
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| − | **[[Masturbation|Masturbating]] and [[Cum|cumming]] on little children while chanting "NOINNOINNOINNOIN"
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| − | *[[Texas|Dallas]] (Likes showing up there for some strange reason.)
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| − | *Friendship
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| − | *The great outdoors
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| − | *Birthday World
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| − | [[Image:Officer-big-mac.jpg|thumb|right|Officer Big Mac, one of Ronald McDonald's psychotic friends.]]
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| − | ==Dislikes==
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| − | *[[Burger King]]
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| − | **[[Twilight]] and how Burger King's advertising it. (Even [[Tourettes Guy|Ronald McGoddamned Donald]] knows that Twilight sucks!)
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| − | *[[KFC]]
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| − | *[[Wendy O. Koopa|Wendy's]]
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| − | *Chick-fil-a
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| − | *[[Taco Bell]]
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| − | *[[Robotnik|People who prefer these restaurants over McDonalds]]
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| − | *Hamburglar (keeps trying to steal his hamburgers)
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| − | *[[Little Mac]]
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| − | *The corporate idiots that want him to retire from being McDonalds mascot because they believe he promotes obesity. (Seriously, though, who's that stupid to do that??)
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| − | {{DEFAULTSORT:Ronald McDonald}}
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| − | [[Category:Pedophiles]]
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| − | [[Category:Business People]]
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| − | *[[YouTube Poop]]
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| − | *Fox News
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| − | *Everyone
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| − | *The Wishbone Resistance
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| − | *Chewiki
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| − | ==Fans of him==
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| − | *Hamburgaga
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| − | [[Category:Gay Characters]]
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| − | [[Category:Criminals]]
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| − | [[Category:Evil Characters]]
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