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[[Image:Rlf.PNG|thumb|right|Rolf belts out a hearty tune. Or maybe he stubbed his toe.]] | [[Image:Rlf.PNG|thumb|right|Rolf belts out a hearty tune. Or maybe he stubbed his toe.]] | ||
− | Rolf is the crazy token foreigner from the show '' | + | |
+ | Rolf is the crazy token foreigner from the show ''Ed Edd 'n' Eddy'' who does crazy token foreigner things, like raise farm animals in his backyard and offer to let people kiss his produce, especially his "giant wiener" ([[Get the Hint?|if you know what I mean]]). Not related to [[Ed]], [[Edd]], or [[Eddy]]. | ||
Cultural Heritage: Alpine Germany | Cultural Heritage: Alpine Germany | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*He longs for COOKIE DOUGH. | *He longs for COOKIE DOUGH. | ||
*He loves balls, and not just those of the sea cucumber variety. | *He loves balls, and not just those of the sea cucumber variety. | ||
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*He likes to go to White Castle for some strange reason. | *He likes to go to White Castle for some strange reason. | ||
*Every single year on Valentine's Day, he squirts lemon juice in his eyes just to kill Cupid's minions. | *Every single year on Valentine's Day, he squirts lemon juice in his eyes just to kill Cupid's minions. | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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− | * | + | *Who threw this [[PENIS|whatchamadoohickey]] at Rolf's [[Ass|posterior?!]] |
− | + | *Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads to the life of a [[nigga|hairdresser.]] | |
− | + | *[[Fuck]] [[You]]! | |
− | + | *Rolf's [[Ass|kiester]] grows cold... | |
− | + | [[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|This is Rolf when he's on [[Magic Drugs|drugs.]] Any Questions?]] | |
− | + | *That's my horse! | |
− | * | + | *The son of a sheperd has [[AIDS]]! |
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− | [[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|This is Rolf when he's on [[Magic Drugs|drugs.]] Any | ||
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[[Image:Duelinged0160001jd7.jpg|thumb|left|Rolf's saddened about 9/11.]] | [[Image:Duelinged0160001jd7.jpg|thumb|left|Rolf's saddened about 9/11.]] | ||
+ | [[Category: Characters - German]] | ||
+ | [[Category: Characters - Appears in Ed, Edd n' Eddy]] | ||
[[Category:Athletes]] | [[Category:Athletes]] |