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[[Image:Rlf.PNG|thumb|right|Rolf belts out a hearty tune. Or maybe he stubbed his toe.]] | [[Image:Rlf.PNG|thumb|right|Rolf belts out a hearty tune. Or maybe he stubbed his toe.]] | ||
− | Rolf is the crazy token foreigner from the show '' | + | |
+ | Rolf is the crazy token foreigner from the show ''Ed Edd 'n' Eddy'' who does crazy token foreigner things, like raise farm animals in his backyard and offer to let people kiss his produce, especially his "giant wiener" (if you know what I mean). Not related to [[Ed]], [[Edd]], or [[Eddy]]. | ||
Cultural Heritage: Alpine Germany | Cultural Heritage: Alpine Germany | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
− | * | + | *Longs For COOKIE DOUGH. |
− | + | *Loves balls, and not just those of the sea cucumber variety. | |
− | + | *Has seen many meatballs, especially the fabled Swedish Meatball. | |
− | + | *Likes [[cum]], but only when added in a special dish. | |
− | + | *Is hairier than your mom. | |
− | + | *Makes weird noises. | |
− | + | *One had 3 heads. | |
− | + | *Bit off a piece of wood. | |
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*Also, he once ripped off a stump with his own bare hands. | *Also, he once ripped off a stump with his own bare hands. | ||
− | * | + | *Fought with [[Eddy]] in MORTAL KOMBAT, and WON. While armed with a FISH. |
− | * | + | *Has AIDS, but not from [[Mama Luigi]]. |
+ | *Owns a potato slave. | ||
[[Image:ROLF.jpg|frame|right|Rolf in the weird [[form]] entitled "Three-Headed Rolf."]] | [[Image:ROLF.jpg|frame|right|Rolf in the weird [[form]] entitled "Three-Headed Rolf."]] | ||
− | * | + | *Committed the Seppuku unsuccessfully. |
− | * | + | *Enjoys eating horrendously bitter things. |
− | * | + | *Can sing very well (and very loudly) if you stick a [[PENIS|whatchamadoohickey]] in his [[ass|posterior]]. |
− | * | + | *Looks good in lambskin. |
− | * | + | *His favorite dessert is the poopie cum special. |
*[[WhollyRufus]] has some sort of fetish for him. | *[[WhollyRufus]] has some sort of fetish for him. | ||
− | * | + | *Likes to go to White Castle for some strange reason. |
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*Every single year on Valentine's Day, he squirts lemon juice in his eyes just to kill Cupid's minions. | *Every single year on Valentine's Day, he squirts lemon juice in his eyes just to kill Cupid's minions. | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
− | * | + | *POPPYCOCK! |
− | * | + | *Who threw this [[PENIS|whatchamadoohickey]] at Rolf's [[Ass|posterior?!]] |
− | + | *Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads to the life of a [[nigga|hairdresser.]] | |
− | + | *[[Fuck]] [[You]]! | |
− | + | *Rolf's [[Ass|kiester]] grows cold... | |
− | + | [[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|This is Rolf when he's on [[Magic Drugs|drugs.]] Any Questions?]] | |
− | + | *That's my horse! | |
− | * | + | *The son of a sheperd has [[AIDS]]! |
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− | [[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|This is Rolf when he's on [[Magic Drugs|drugs.]] Any | ||
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[[Image:Duelinged0160001jd7.jpg|thumb|left|Rolf's saddened about 9/11.]] | [[Image:Duelinged0160001jd7.jpg|thumb|left|Rolf's saddened about 9/11.]] | ||
− | [[Category: | + | [[Category: Characters - German]] |