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|name=Rolf
 
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|caption=Rolf, Son of a Shepherd
 
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|image=Rolf.jpg
 
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|shows=Ed, Edd n' Eddy
 
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|sex=Male
 
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|age=12
 
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|occupation=Son of a Shepherd
 
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|nationality=German
 
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|cast=Peter Kelamis
 
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[[Image:Rlf.PNG|thumb|right|Rolf belts out a hearty tune. Or maybe he stubbed his toe.]]
 
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Rolf is the crazy token foreigner from the show ''[[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]'' who does crazy token foreigner things, like raise farm animals in his backyard and offer to let people kiss his produce, especially his "giant wiener" ([[Get the Hint?|if you know what I mean]]). Not related to [[Ed]], [[Edd]], or [[Eddy]].
 
  
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Cultural Heritage: Alpine Germany
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===Likes===
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===Trivia===
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*His Nana's Sea Cucumber Balls
 
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*Produce
 
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*The Old Country
 
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*Wilfred
 
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*Victor
 
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*Chickens
 
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*Yeshmiyek
 
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*The Urban Rangers
 
  
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==Trivia==
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-Loves balls
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*He has a pig named Wilfred and a goat named Victor that he uses as his slaves
 
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*He also has a giant clam named [[Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo|Bobo]] that was his childhood companion and comforted him when he was frightened
 
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*He has an accordion too and it has delighted him and his family with beautiful music from the Old Country for generations!
 
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*During the holidays, Rolf worships Yeshmiyek, a god that lives in the center of the earth.
 
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*He is a member of the Urban Rangers
 
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*In the first Christmas episode he knew what Christmas was while in the second Christmas episode, he didn't. This is most likely due to a continuity error.
 
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*He gave his family's cursed phone to [[Eddy]].
 
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*He longs for COOKIE DOUGH.
 
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*He loves balls, and not just those of the sea cucumber variety.
 
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*He has seen many meatballs, especially the fabled Swedish Meatball.
 
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*He likes [[cum]], but only when added in a special dish.
 
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*He is hairier than your mom.
 
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*He makes weird noises.
 
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*He once had 3 heads.
 
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*He once bit off a piece of wood.
 
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*Also, he once ripped off a stump with his own bare hands.
 
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*He once fought with [[Eddy]] in MORTAL KOMBAT, and WON. While armed with a FISH.
 
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*He owns a potato slave.
 
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[[Image:ROLF.jpg|frame|right|Rolf in the weird [[form]] entitled "Three-Headed Rolf."]]
 
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*He committed the Seppuku unsuccessfully.
 
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*He enjoys eating horrendously bitter things.
 
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*He can sing very well (and very loudly) if you stick a [[PENIS|whatchamadoohickey]] in his [[ass|posterior]].
 
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*He looks good in lambskin.
 
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*Rolf has the same voice actor (Peter Kelamis) as [[Goku]].
 
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*[[WhollyRufus]] has some sort of fetish for him.
 
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*If his chores are not complete, he will be [[Die|banished to the ''cupboard'']].
 
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*He likes to go to White Castle for some strange reason.
 
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*Every single year on Valentine's Day, he squirts lemon juice in his eyes just to kill Cupid's minions.
 
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*Rolf's last name is Friggidfockershire.
 
  
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==Quotes==
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-Has seen many meatballs
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*"[[Shit|POPPY]][[Penis|COCK]]!"
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*"I AM A [[Penis|WEINER]]!"
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-Likes cum
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*"Why must [[you]] spoil Wilfred with this lavish monkey suit? This will only leave him to search for a life as an airline steward."
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*"Life has many doors, Ed-boys!"
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-Owns a fursuit
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*"Hello, Ed-boys! Many doors, [[yes]]. Too much for... Couch-potato Ed-boys like [[you]]rselves."
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*"Begone! Cursed underlings of Valhalla!"
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-Is hairier than your mom
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*"Who threw this [[PENIS|whatchamadoohickey]] at Rolf's [[Ass|posterior?!]]"
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*"[[No|Do not]] burn the candle at both ends, as it leads to the life of a [[nigga|hairdresser.]]"
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-Makes weird noises
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*"[[Yes]], Rolf finally feels safe enough to appear in this episode."
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*"Rolf will unearth the [[Ed]] [[Edd|Bo]][[Eddy|ys]] like the parasite that infects Wilfred's [[Ass|tuchus]]! This is Rolf's word! …Dawg!"
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-Has 3 heads
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*"Do [[you]] think this is party time for [[the '90s|1999]]? [[NO]]!"
 
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*"I will be performing my country's ceremonial dance of the Hairless Otter."
 
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*"[[Fuck]] [[you]]!"
 
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*"Rolf's [[Ass|kiester]] grows cold..."
 
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[[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|This is Rolf when he's on [[Magic Drugs|drugs.]] Any questions, guys?]]
 
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*"That's my horse!"
 
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*"ROLF'S SHED AND NOTHING MORE!"
 
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*"The son of a sheperd has [[AIDS]]!"
 
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*"AAHHH! [[Shit|SHIT!]] [[Fuck|FUUUUCK!]]"
 
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[[Image:Duelinged0160001jd7.jpg|thumb|left|Rolf's saddened about 9/11.]]
 
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