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|caption=Rolf, Son of a Shepherd | |caption=Rolf, Son of a Shepherd | ||
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[[Image:Rlf.PNG|thumb|right|Rolf belts out a hearty tune. Or maybe he stubbed his toe.]] | [[Image:Rlf.PNG|thumb|right|Rolf belts out a hearty tune. Or maybe he stubbed his toe.]] | ||
| − | Rolf is the crazy token foreigner from the show '' | + | Rolf is the crazy token foreigner from the show ''Ed Edd 'n' Eddy'' who does crazy token foreigner things, like raise farm animals in his backyard and offer to let people kiss his produce, especially his "giant wiener" ([[Get the Hint?|if you know what I mean]]). Not related to [[Ed]], [[Edd]], or [[Eddy]]. |
Cultural Heritage: Alpine Germany | Cultural Heritage: Alpine Germany | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | * | + | *POPPYCOCK! |
| − | * | + | *Why must you spoil Wilfred with this lavish monkey suit? This will only leave him to search for a life as an airline steward. |
| − | + | *Begone! Cursed underlings of Valhalla! | |
| − | + | *Who threw this [[PENIS|whatchamadoohickey]] at Rolf's [[Ass|posterior?!]] | |
| − | + | *Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads to the life of a [[nigga|hairdresser.]] | |
| − | * | + | *Yes, Rolf finally feels safe enough to appear in this episode. |
| − | * | + | *Rolf will unearth the [[Ed]] [[Edd|Bo]][[Eddy|ys]] like the parasite that infects Wilfred's [[Ass|tuchus]]! This is Rolf's word! …Dawg! |
| − | * | + | *Do you think this is party time for [[Ed, Edd n' Eddy|1999]]? NO! |
| − | * | + | *I will be performing my country's ceremonial dance of the Hairless Otter. |
| − | * | + | *[[Fuck]] [[You]]! |
| − | * | + | *Rolf's [[Ass|kiester]] grows cold... |
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[[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|This is Rolf when he's on [[Magic Drugs|drugs.]] Any questions, guys?]] | [[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|This is Rolf when he's on [[Magic Drugs|drugs.]] Any questions, guys?]] | ||
| − | * | + | *That's my horse! |
| − | * | + | *The son of a sheperd has [[AIDS]]! |
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[[Image:Duelinged0160001jd7.jpg|thumb|left|Rolf's saddened about 9/11.]] | [[Image:Duelinged0160001jd7.jpg|thumb|left|Rolf's saddened about 9/11.]] | ||
[[Category:Athletes]] | [[Category:Athletes]] | ||
