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| − | + | [[Image:Rnixon.jpg|thumb|right|A picture of Tricky [[PENIS|Dick]]]] | |
| − | + | Richard Nixon was the 37th president of the United States. He believes that if he does something illegal, then it is not illegal, because he is the president of the United States. | |
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===History=== | ===History=== | ||
| − | + | We all know what we need to know about Nixon. But what we don't know is his secret life. He personally had trouble closing and opening doors, and he believed the purpose of life was being able to find water. You decide what the truth is. It is all a conspiracy. | |
| − | We all know what we need to know about Nixon. But what we don't know is his secret life. He personally had trouble closing and opening doors, and he believed the purpose of life was being able to find water | ||
===Quotes=== | ===Quotes=== | ||
| − | + | *"FUCKING KENNEDYS GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING. GOD DAMN." | |
| − | + | *"IN THE OLD DAYS PEOPLE KNEW HOW TO HOLD POWER" | |
| − | + | *"I'M SAYING, THAT WHEN THE PRESIDENT DOES IT, THAT MEANS, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL" | |
| − | + | *"CHINA" | |
| − | + | *"RUSSIANS" | |
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===Likes=== | ===Likes=== | ||
| − | * Falling for hours | + | *Falling for hours |
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===Dislikes=== | ===Dislikes=== | ||
| − | * [[Neji]] | + | *[[Neji]] |
| − | * Looking at another man's gizmo | + | *Looking at another man's [[PENIS|gizmo]] |
| − | * The Kennedys | + | *The [[Retard|Kennedys]] |
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
| − | * Nixon happens to be an old acquaintance of [[GameCubeHero]]. | + | *Nixon happens to be an old acquaintance of [[GameCubeHero]]. |
| − | * He once tried to become President of Jar Jar Binks' people, until he realized what | + | *He once tried to become President of Jar Jar Binks' people, until he realized what fucking [[retard]]s they are. |
| − | * His nickname was "Tricky [[PENIS|Dick]]" | + | *His nickname was "Tricky [[PENIS|Dick]]" while he was president. |
| − | ** His nickname is the dirtiest non-[[Hentai|porn]] nickname in history. | + | **His nickname is the dirtiest non-[[Hentai|porn]] nickname in history. |
| − | * | + | *He is still better than [[Obama]]. |
| − | + | *He is also better than [[Retard|Rod Blagojevich]] | |
| − | * | + | *His energy, in [[Uctions]], is 1000 Uctions. It was higher than that, but Watergate caused him to lose uctions. |
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