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|name=Real Mario | |name=Real Mario | ||
|image=Realmario.jpg | |image=Realmario.jpg | ||
| − | |shows= | + | |shows=Super Mario Brothers Super Show |
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
| − | |age= | + | |age=75 ([[No]] Joke!) |
|occupation=Plumber | |occupation=Plumber | ||
| − | |cast=Captain Lou Albano | + | |cast=[[Captain Lou Albano]] |
| − | }} | + | }}{{Char}} |
[[Image:Surfing.jpg]] | [[Image:Surfing.jpg]] | ||
| − | Real Mario WAS Real Mario. He is also at home for both [[Real Luigi]] and [[Jesus Christ|heaven.]] | + | Real Mario WAS Real Mario. He is also at home for both [[Real Luigi]] and [[Jesus Christ|heaven.]] |
{{VidCaption|65uNCLBTje0|DO IT, YOU FABRIC.}} | {{VidCaption|65uNCLBTje0|DO IT, YOU FABRIC.}} | ||
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*Do the Mario! | *Do the Mario! | ||
*Swing your arms from side to side! | *Swing your arms from side to side! | ||
| − | *Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario! | + | *[[cum|Come]] on, it's time to go! Do the Mario! |
*Take one step, and then again! | *Take one step, and then again! | ||
*Let's do the Mario, all together now! | *Let's do the Mario, all together now! | ||
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*Swing de arm out and out! | *Swing de arm out and out! | ||
*[[Sex]]? Oh, yes! | *[[Sex]]? Oh, yes! | ||
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*Enter Super Mario! | *Enter Super Mario! | ||
*I [[shit]] for... Mortal Kombat! | *I [[shit]] for... Mortal Kombat! | ||
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*Suck it!! | *Suck it!! | ||
*Dat is the Mario! | *Dat is the Mario! | ||
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*I split for... Oh, no! [[Gay]] men! | *I split for... Oh, no! [[Gay]] men! | ||
*Just for gays! | *Just for gays! | ||
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*[[Luigi I'm Home]]! | *[[Luigi I'm Home]]! | ||
| − | + | *(To [[Luigi Mario|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, [[Deepercutt|fuck you]] Luigi! | |
| − | + | *(To [[Real Luigi|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you Luigi! | |
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| − | *(To [[Luigi Mario|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, [[fuck | ||
| − | *(To [[Real Luigi|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you | ||
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*IT'S [[Elvis Presley|ELVIS]]!!! | *IT'S [[Elvis Presley|ELVIS]]!!! | ||
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*Why does [[no|no one]] come by to [[sex|see]] us anymore, Luigi? | *Why does [[no|no one]] come by to [[sex|see]] us anymore, Luigi? | ||
| − | + | *[[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] [[Luigi I'm Home|I'm Home!!!]] (Said upon his arrival in heaven.) | |
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| − | *[[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] [[Luigi I'm Home|I'm Home!!!]] (Said upon his arrival in | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*He's actually a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper. | *He's actually a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper. | ||
**In fact, she ended up helping him out for an autobiography entitled "Often Imitated, Never Duplicated." | **In fact, she ended up helping him out for an autobiography entitled "Often Imitated, Never Duplicated." | ||
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==Death== | ==Death== | ||
| − | Since Captain Lou Albano, the actor that portrayed him, | + | Since Captain Lou Albano, the actor that portrayed him, just [[die]]d (D. 2009/10/14), Real Mario is also dead by connection. |
{{DEFAULTSORT:Real Mario}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Real Mario}} | ||
