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| |name=Real Mario | | |name=Real Mario |
− | |image=Realmario.jpg | + | |image=RealMario.jpg |
− | |shows=The Super Mario Brothers Super Show | + | |shows=[[Super Mario Brothers Super Show]] |
| |sex=Male | | |sex=Male |
− | |age=76 ([[No]] Joke!) | + | |age=68 |
| |occupation=Plumber | | |occupation=Plumber |
− | |cast=Captain Lou Albano | + | |cast=[[Lou Albano]] |
− | }} | + | }}{{CharInline}} |
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− | [[Image:Surfing.jpg]]
| + | Real Mario is Real Mario. |
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− | Real Mario WAS Real Mario. He is also at home for both [[Real Luigi]] and [[Jesus Christ|heaven.]] He is known throughout the universe for yelling at [[you]] to dance.
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− | {{VidCaption|65uNCLBTje0|DO IT, YOU FABRIC.}}
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− | {{VidCaption|xAe4TzXzB40|TUN SIE ES, SIE STOFF.}}
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| ==Quotes== | | ==Quotes== |
− | *Do the Mario!
| + | {{poopquote|Real Mario|Luigi I'm home!}} |
− | *Swing your arms from side to side!
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− | *Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario!
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− | *Take one step, and then again!
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− | *Let's do the Mario, all together now!
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− | *[[You]] got it!
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− | *It's the Mario!
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− | *Just like that!
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− | *Martian Mario!
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− | *Swing de arm out and out!
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− | *[[Sex]]? Oh, yes!
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− | *These are my kind of dance steps!
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− | *Enter Super Mario!
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− | *I [[shit]] for... Mortal Kombat!
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− | *Hey Captain Mario!
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− | *Minor fault oh, yeah!
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− | *Suck it!!
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− | *Dat is the Mario!
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− | *Sackboy get intact, Super Mario!
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− | *I split for... Oh, no! [[Gay]] men!
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− | *Just for gays!
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− | *This is gay
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− | *We're really fast and really cheap cause we're the Mario Brothers!
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− | *[[Luigi I'm Home]]!
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− | *Holy Canoli, kids! I'm Mario, and I'm tellin' ya, if you're not watching the Super Mario Brothers Super show, you're gonna turn into a Goomba!
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− | *Tune in to the wildest weekday fun in the Universe!
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− | *We're gonna kick some koopa!
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− | *Woo!
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− | *(To [[Luigi Mario|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, [[fuck]] [[you]] Luigi!
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− | *(To [[Real Luigi|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you, Luigi!
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− | *We gotta lay out some leafy [[Magic Drugs|weed!]]
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− | *IT'S [[Elvis Presley|ELVIS]]!!!
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− | *THE INQUIRER WAS RIGHT!
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− | *Why does [[no|no one]] come by to [[sex|see]] us anymore, Luigi?
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− | *STAY TUNED FOR THESE EXCITING SCENES FROM THE NEXT [[Legend of Zelda| LEGEND OF ZELDA!]]
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− | *HEY [[Magic Johnson|MAGIC]], WATCH THIS!
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− | *[[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] [[Luigi I'm Home|I'm Home!!!]] (Said upon his arrival in Heaven.)
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− | *[[Real Luigi|Luigi]] [[Luigi I'm Home|you're home!!!]] (Said upon [[Real Luigi|his brother's]] arrival in Heaven.)
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− | *If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.
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− | [[Image:Gaymario.JPG|thumb|325px|Hey Luigi, can you check the ''lubricated pipe'' for me?]]
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− | ==Trivia==
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− | *He's actually a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper.
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− | **In fact, she ended up helping him out for an autobiography entitled "Often Imitated, Never Duplicated."
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− | *He's his own role model.
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− | *He has the ability to turn kids who don't watch the Super Mario Brothers Super Show into Goombas.
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− | ==Death==
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− | Since Captain Lou Albano, the actor that portrayed him, died in 2009, Real Mario is also dead by connection.
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− | {{DEFAULTSORT:Real Mario}}
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− | [[Category:Mario]]
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− | [[Category:Real People]]
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− | [[Category:Professional Wrestlers]]
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− | [[Category:Fat Characters]]
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− | [[Category:Dead]]
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