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|shows=The Legend of Zelda
 
|shows=The Legend of Zelda
 
|sex=Female
 
|sex=Female
|dob={{Birth|1985}}
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|age=3?
 
|occupation=Princess
 
|occupation=Princess
|nationality=Danish
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|nationality=American
|cast=Jun Mizusawa, Cynthia Preston, Bonnie Jean Wilbur
 
 
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}}
  
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''To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see [[Pregnant Zelda]].''
 
''To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see [[Pregnant Zelda]].''
  
'''Zelda''' is the daughter of the [[King of Hyrule]] and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking [[Impa]] for guidance. She is in no way related to [[the Princess]] of the Mushroom Kingdom. Much in the same way as [[Link]], she is the current standing princess of [[Hyrule]], was preceded by herself and will be succeeded by herself. Her CD-i incarnation was represented on [[Youchew Trading Cards|Youchew Trading Card]] #4.
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'''Zelda''' is the daughter of the [[King of Hyrule]] and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking [[Impa]] for guidance. She is in no way related to [[the Princess]] of the Mushroom Kingdom.
  
 
==Skills==
 
==Skills==
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|But father, what if something happens to you?}}
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|But father, what if something happens to you?}}
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|You've got to be kidding.}}
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|You've got to be kidding.}}
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Make me crouch down.}}
 
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Why'd you do that?!}}
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Why'd you do that?!}}
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|You did [[NO]]T!}}
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|You did [[NO]]T!}}
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(Since [[Goronu]] was posing as Zelda at the time, this quote could be attributed to him also.)
 
(Since [[Goronu]] was posing as Zelda at the time, this quote could be attributed to him also.)
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Stop looking at [[you]]rself!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Stop looking at [[you]]rself!"}}
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|HA!}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|HA!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Stop talking [[Lady Alma|whore]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Stop talking [[Lady Alma|whore]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Father! Stop talking about your dick.}}
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Father! Stop talking about your dick.}}
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Word up, homie!}}
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Can't you just be straight for once?}}
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Let's go fuck!}}
 
{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Wake up, Impa!}}
 
 
{{DEFAULTSORT:Princess Zelda}}
 
{{DEFAULTSORT:Princess Zelda}}
 
[[Category:CD-i]]
 
[[Category:CD-i]]
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[[Category:Drug Addicts]]
 
[[Category:Drug Addicts]]
 
[[Category:Hyrule]]
 
[[Category:Hyrule]]
[[Category:Princesses]]
 
 
[[Category:Powerful Characters]]
 
[[Category:Powerful Characters]]
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Link: The Faces of Evil]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Zelda: Wand of Gamelon]]
 
[[Category:Nintendo Characters]]
 

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