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|name=Zelda Harkinian
 
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|dob={{Birth|1985}}
 
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|cast=Jun Mizusawa, Cynthia Preston, Bonnie Jean Wilbur
 
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[[image:Notzelda.jpg‎ |thumb|left|Not Zelda.]]
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''To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see [[Pregnant Zelda]].''
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'''Zelda''' is the daughter of the [[King of Hyrule]] and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking [[Impa]] for guidance. She is in no way related to [[the Princess]] of the Mushroom Kingdom. Much in the same way as [[Link]], she is the current standing princess of [[Hyrule]], was preceded by herself and will be succeeded by herself. Her CD-i incarnation was represented on [[Youchew Trading Cards|Youchew Trading Card]] #4.
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==Skills==
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She can play ''Chuck Fo Fu--'' ermm -- ''Scentless Apprentice'' on the flute very loudly, smash golems, melt wizards into bubbling pools of goo,  get [[Nintendo]] products like the Power Glove, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father.
 
  
==Controversy==
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Zelda is always in constant feud with [[Ganon]]. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into the Book of Koradai.
 
==Legal Issues==
 
Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, [[Ganon Jr.]] Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for [[Ms. Filkins]], but the fight ended due to Zelda's death.
 
  
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Zelda, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Gwonam]] finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
 
[[Image:Kobitan17.jpg|thumb|right|Zelda could have won the Miss Alaska contest, due to her flute skills.]]
 
[[Image:Dodomai_palace35.jpg|thumb|right|Zelda doesn't feel too bad about brutally murdering [[Hektad]].]]
 
  
==Appearance & Personality==
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Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small [[Boobs|breast]] size" and annoying voice. Dispite the former, proof has been found on the YouChewPoop forums that Zelda is capable of being titty-fucked, confirmed to have done so with Link.  She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of PMS. When she does not get her way she madly tosses mirrors into walls. Some say she is quite the whiner as well. Like most women, her main pet peeve is not receiving any calls or letters or emails from her loved ones at least twice a day. Despite her royal qualities, she is addicted to drugs, something her father disapproves of. She also gets drunk at parties frequently.
 
  
==Memorable Quotes==
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|IMPA?!}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Nothing, [[Link]]. We were just about to have a feast.}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Father!}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Make me crouch down.}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Why'd you do that?!}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|You did [[NO]]T!}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Hi, [[The King|Father.]]}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|What?!}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|You know [[Link]]?}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|What about [[Link]]?}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Do you see anything?}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|[[Good]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Guess again, [[Armos|iron knuckle]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Heh! At least!}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|I know!}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|What? [[Link]]? You've saved me!}}
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(Since [[Goronu]] was posing as Zelda at the time, this quote could be attributed to him also.)
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Stop looking at [[you]]rself!"}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|HA!}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Stop talking [[Lady Alma|whore]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Father! Stop talking about your dick.}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Word up, homie!}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Can't you just be straight for once?}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Let's go fuck!}}
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{{poopquote|Princess Zelda|Wake up, Impa!}}
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<center><font face="Comic Sans MS" size=7>'''W3LC0M3 T0 &lt;br&gt;<br />[[Oscar Wilde|<font color=fuchsia>0SC4R</font>]]'5 H0M3P463!111!!!!'''</font></center>
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<marquee><big><big><big>ph33r my 1337 HTML sk1llz!!!</big></big></big></marquee>
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welcome to my site lol its still under constrction click here for more
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'''LOL TROLL GROUPAS HAXED YR GEOSHITIES! WE AR SO GOOD! BOW TO ISMLA! WE WILL RAEP YOU ALL! =='''
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anyone who dosent like it smells of chip buttys
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[[Image:geodivider.jpg|center]]&lt;!-- DONT STEAL FROM THIS SITE!-- &gt;
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<br />&lt; SCRIPT language=javascript&gt;&lt;-- doSomethingReallyNastyToAnyCodeTheives(); // --&gt;&lt;/scrpit&gt;
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[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php really funny video!!!1!!!1!!!11!!11!!eleven!1!1!!!!]
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''ToM i LoVe YoU tOkIo HoTeL rOx! BiLl I wAnT tO bE pReGnAnT wItH yOu!''
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''n0 n00BS b3y0nd 7415 p01n7!!11!!11!!one!!11!!1!''
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<big><big>4b0u7 [[Me|m3]]:</big>/&lt;big><!-- intentional -->
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i Ahm very tal3ent3ed. Dats why i built dis w3bsite.
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| style="padding-right: 4px; padding-left: 4px;" |  [[Image:Titanic Under Construction.jpg|left]]  '''Work in Progress! Tagged on 16:38, 4 March 2006 (UTC)'''<br /><small>Just like most [[Geoshities]] sites, this [[long article|article]] is still being worked on. So give me just <s>a little more time</s><br /> 7 days and <s>our love</s> the article will surely grow. </small>
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<div style="text-align: center;">{{ad|force=banner}}<br /><small>'''HOSTED BY [http://www.geocities.com YAHOO! GEOSHITIES]'''</small></div>
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