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Editing Princess Zelda
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| − | [[image:Notzelda.jpg |thumb | + | [[image:Notzelda.jpg |thumb|Not Zelda.]] |
''To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see [[Pregnant Zelda]].'' | ''To learn about Zelda's pregnancy, see [[Pregnant Zelda]].'' | ||
| − | '''Zelda''' is the daughter of the [[King of Hyrule]] and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking [[Impa]] for guidance. She is in no way related to [[the Princess]] of the Mushroom Kingdom. | + | '''Zelda''' is the daughter of the [[King of Hyrule]] and therefore the princess of the kingdom of Hyrule. She worries about her father thus constantly seeking [[Impa]] for guidance. She is in no way related to [[the Princess]] of the Mushroom Kingdom. |
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==Skills== | ==Skills== | ||
| − | She can play ''Chuck Fo Fu--'' ermm -- ''Scentless Apprentice'' on the flute very loudly, smash golems | + | She can play ''Chuck Fo Fu--'' ermm -- ''Scentless Apprentice'' on the flute very loudly, smash golems, and laugh in a disturbing manner alongside her father. |
==Controversy== | ==Controversy== | ||
| − | Zelda is always in constant feud with [[Ganon]]. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into | + | Zelda is always in constant feud with [[Ganon]]. One day she brought light to his lair, but Ganon did not take this lightly. Ganon sent bolts towards her and claimed that she would die. In retaliation to his threat, she chained Ganon up and threw him into a sacred book. |
==Legal Issues== | ==Legal Issues== | ||
| − | Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, [[Ganon Jr.]] Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for [[Ms. Filkins]] | + | Zelda is currently fighting over legal custody of her child with Ganon, [[Ganon Jr.]] Also, Zelda was recently revealed to be a scam artist from Nigeria in Judge Judy's courtroom while she was serving as a witness for [[Ms. Filkins]]. |
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| − | ==Appearance | + | ==Appearance and Personality== |
| − | Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small [[Boobs|breast]] size" and annoying voice. | + | Zelda, unfortunately, is one of the homelier females of Hyrule due to her "small [[Boobs|breast]] size" and annoying voice. She is known to have mood swings from time to time as a result of [[PMS]]. When she does not get her way she madly tosses mirrors into walls. Some say she is quite the whiner as well. Like most women, her main pet peeve is not receiving any calls or letters or emails from her loved ones at least twice a day. |
| − | == | + | ==Death== |
| − | + | Her death has indeed been confirmed. She was telling the players that she would tell them how to fight Ganon's evil legions, when she succumbed to an unknown disease. Within seconds, her face distorted, and then she exploded, It has been said that the disease was infact [[Orochi AIDS]]. Footage of this can be found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHtWY422Ig here]. | |
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