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{{CharBox
 
|name=Princess Celestia
 
|image=Princess Celestia.png
 
|caption=GOD IS NOW A HORSE
 
|shows=[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
 
|age=Immortal
 
|sex=Female
 
|noaddshows=yes
 
|nationality=Equestrian
 
|noaddnation=yes
 
|occupation=Ruler of Equestria
 
|cast=Nicole Oliver
 
}}
 
 
 
===Description===
 
Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters. One, the older, brought out the sun. The other, the younger, brought out the moon. But then the younger one got jealous and tried to fuck everypony over and keep the moon up so nopony could get a tan. So the older sister, Princess Celestia, used the Elements of Harmony (which somehow existed before the sisters) to seal her sister, Princess Luna, in the moon. Then some royal bullshit took place over 1000 years and Celestia became God and the eternal ruler of Equestria. Living in the royal city of Canterlot, she watches over her horse subjects by doing bringing up the sun and looking important. She also focused a lot of her attention on some random unicorn named [[Twilight Sparkle]], which doesn't seem to make every OTHER unicorn jealous because friendship is magic or something like that. Since then, Princess Luna escaped the moon, became good again, and Celestia has been reviving letters from [[Twilight Sparkle|Twilight]] and her friends every week or so. She's running out of space in her inbox in her God@gmail.com account.
 
 
 
 
Princess Celestia is [[You|your]] ruler.
 
Princess Celestia is [[You|your]] ruler.
[[Image:Princess Celestia 2.png|thumb|left|The tabloids can be merciless when it comes to Celestia's love of cake.]]
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==Life==
===Likes===
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She takes care of both [[Equestria]] and [[Hyrule]] because after [[Link]] killed [[Yoshi]], they killed Link. In Youtube Poop, she is the world's stupidest (no, greatest) princess of all time. I'm not joking, she even surpassed [[Zelda]]. She also has a corrupted sister named [[Nightmare Moon]].
[[Image:PrincessCelestia.png|thumb|300px|Godly goddess being a god-like god]]
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==Trivia==
*[[The Sun]]
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*She is Twilight Sparkle's mentor.
*[[Twilight Sparkle]]
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*She is always trying to [[DIE|kill]] Nightmare Moon. How's THAT for a sister?
*Being [[God]]
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*She
*Equestria
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*is
*Philomena (her pet [[List of cities by country|Phoenix]])
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*[[You|your]]
*Fall
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*ruler
*Cake
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*She is awesome.
*[[Robotnik|Letters]]
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*Princess Luna (after becoming [[good]] again)
 
*Elements of Harmony
 
*Princess Cadence & Shining Armor
 
 
 
===Dislikes===
 
*Discord
 
*Nightmare Moon
 
*The Grand Galloping Gala
 
*Queen Chrysalis
 
*Changelings
 
*Letters from [[Bowser]]
 
 
 
===Quotes===
 
[[Image:Princess Celestia 4.jpg|thumb|300px|The official My Little Pony coloring book gave a very accurate bio of Celestia! Best to teach them young!]]
 
*"Time to put our differences behind us. We were meant to rule together, little sister."
 
*"I'm afraid an emergency has come up in [[Philadelphia|Fillydelphia]]."
 
*"Gotcha!"
 
*"Run."
 
*"Oh, [[Twilight Sparkle|Twilight]]. The Grand Galloping Gala is always [[The Baker|awful]]."
 
*"Good morning, [[Twilight Sparkle|Twilight]], love the new hairstyle. Well, happy Tuesday!"
 
 
 
===Trivia===
 
[[Image:Princess Celestia 3.png|thumb|400px|Celestia gets [[horny]] with a black lady]]
 
*She is Princess Luna's sister and Princess Cadence's aunt. However it is that Cadence can be Celestia's niece is a mystery
 
*She originally sealed Discord away in [[Stone Luigi|stone]] with Princess Luna
 
*She has a pet Phoenix named Philomena. [[Fluttershy]] tried to take care of Philomena once, it didn't go well.
 
*She claims Fall is her favorite season.
 
*She has an [[forms|alternate version]] named Princess Incestia who is played by a group of Jewish kittens.
 
*There is another alternate version of her named Princess Molestia. [[Hentai|Guess what she does]]...
 
*She sends her letters via [[Spike]]'s mouth. That can't be healthy.
 
*She's technically co-ruler with Princess Luna, but Word of God says otherwise.
 
*She and those related to her are the only ponies that have both a pair of wings and a horn (alicorns)
 
*According to the school tabloids, Princess Celestia is "just like us" because she eats cake
 
*In the show, she's white, but as a toy, she's purple.
 
*She lost in a short battle against Queen Chrysalis. Well, some God ''she'' is.
 
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]
[[Category:Powerful Characters]]
 
[[Category:Royal Characters]]
 
[[Category:Comic Book Characters]]
 

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