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<I>"[[I]] [[love]] the Power Glove! It's so [[bad]]!" - Lucas of "The Wizard" stating the obvious.</I>
[[Image:Power Glove 2.jpg|thumb|right|Behold the Power Glove in all it's glory! It's so [[bad]]!]]
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The Power Glove was an NES add-on that allowed you to play your NES games with motion controls ([[Nintendo Wii|Not that that's ever been done before.]]). It was supposed to have been a great add-on that would make it seem like it was [[Chester A. Bum|the greatest thing we've ever seen in our lives!]] Hell, it was actually shown in a movie in a positive light before it was released (which also happened for Super Mario Bros. 3 as well). Unfortunately for us, it ended up being one of the worst peripherals of all time, if not the worst. But that's only for real life; let's see what it's like in the YouTube Poop universe.
[[Image:Wizard1989.jpg|thumb|right|If you first saw this as a video gamer back in 1989, you would've [[Jizz In My Pants|jizzed in your pants]] by this scene.]]
 
<I>"[[I]] [[love]] the Power Glove! It's so [[bad]]!" - Lucas Barton of "The Wizard" stating the obvious.</I>
 
 
 
The Power Glove was a Famicom/NES add-on made in [[the '80s]] that allowed you to play your Famicom/NES games with motion controls, [[Wii|which would later be done again, in a better way]]. It was supposed to have been a great add-on that would make it seem like it was [[Chester A. Bum|the greatest thing we've ever seen in our lives!]] Hell, it was actually shown in a movie in a positive light before it was released (which also happened for Super Mario Bros. 3 as well). Unfortunately for us, it ended up being one of the worst peripherals of all time, if not the worst. But that's only for real life; let's see what it's like in the YouTube Poop universe.
 
  
 
==The Power Glove In YouTube Poops==
 
==The Power Glove In YouTube Poops==
The Power Glove is where it's true power is shown. It makes your punches as powerful as a [[Falcon Punch]] (or if you're [[Captain Falcon]], it doubles the power of it); makes you drive like a pimp, even without a [[Edsel|car]]; makes you defeat Freddy Krueger (in both the dream world and the real world); helps kill people in video games; and makes people obey [[you]] as if you were a God. Also, the legends before it being released stated that is was indeed the raddest thing we've ever seen in our lives.
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The Power Glove is where it's true power is shown. Ith make your [[Punch Out!!|punches]] stronger than they ever were before; makes you drive like a pimp, even without a car; make you defeat [[Freddy Krueger]]; kill people in video games; and make people obey [[you]] as if you were a [[God]]. Also, the legends before it being released that is was indeed the greatest thing we've ever seen in our lives true.
  
 
==Owners of Good Power Gloves==
 
==Owners of Good Power Gloves==
*Lucas Barton from "The Wizard". ([[Nostalgia Critic|LUCAS! Darling!...]])
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*Lucas from "The Wizard". ([[Nostalgia Critic|LUCAS! Darling!...]])
*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (But only <s>in his dreams</s> when he least expects it.)
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*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (But only in his dreams.)
*Freddy Krueger (Hey, you forgot about ''his'' Power Glove!)
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*[[Freddy Krueger]] (Hey, you forgot ''his'' Power Glove!)
 
*[[Zelda]]
 
*[[Zelda]]
 
*[[Link]]
 
*[[Link]]
*<s>[[The Nostalgia Critic]]</s> (Actually, he doesn't own it; he just praises it when Lucas uses it.)
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*<S>[[The Nostalgia Critic]]</S> (Actually, he doesn't own it; he just praises it when Lucas uses it.)
*Randy Savage
 
*It's Glover
 
*Master Hand
 
  
 
==Owners of Shitty Power Gloves==
 
==Owners of Shitty Power Gloves==
 
*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]
 
*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]
*TheSpoonyOne
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*[[TheSpoonyOne]]
*Most NES/Famicom owners. Of course, they must have traded-in their power gloves for other NES/Famicom games.
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*...And about everyone who owned an NES.
 
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==Trivia==
 
*The [[AVGN]] once landed the plane in [[Top Gun]] and beat Dark/Shadow [[Link]] in [[Zelda]] II: The Adventure of Link with the Power Glove. In fact, on the second one, he was giving a speech about how [[good]], yet impossibly hard Zelda II was ''while inadvertantly'' defeating the final boss and seeing its ending. DO NOT QUESTION THE TRUE POWERS OF THE POWER GLOVE, PEOPLE!!!
 
 
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
 
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
[[Category:Internet Memes]]
 
[[Category:Sources - Produced in 1989]]
 
[[Category:Nintendo Entertainment System]]
 

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