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==The Power Glove In YouTube Poops==
 
==The Power Glove In YouTube Poops==
The Power Glove is where it's true power is shown. It makes your punches as powerful as a [[Falcon Punch]] (or if you're [[Captain Falcon]], it doubles the power of it); makes you drive like a pimp, even without a [[Edsel|car]]; makes you defeat Freddy Krueger (in both the dream world and the real world); helps kill people in video games; and makes people obey [[you]] as if you were a God. Also, the legends before it being released stated that is was indeed the raddest thing we've ever seen in our lives.
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The Power Glove is where it's true power is shown. It makes your punches as powerful as a [[Falcon Punch]] (or if you're [[Captain Falcon]], it doubles the power of it); makes you drive like a pimp, even without a [[Edsel|car]]; makes you defeat [[Freddy Krueger]] (in both the dream world and the real world); helps kill people in video games; and makes people obey [[you]] as if you were a [[God]]. Also, the legends before it being released stated that is was indeed the raddest thing we've ever seen in our lives.
  
 
==Owners of Good Power Gloves==
 
==Owners of Good Power Gloves==
 
*Lucas Barton from "The Wizard". ([[Nostalgia Critic|LUCAS! Darling!...]])
 
*Lucas Barton from "The Wizard". ([[Nostalgia Critic|LUCAS! Darling!...]])
 
*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (But only <s>in his dreams</s> when he least expects it.)
 
*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (But only <s>in his dreams</s> when he least expects it.)
*Freddy Krueger (Hey, you forgot about ''his'' Power Glove!)
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*[[Freddy Krueger]] (Hey, you forgot about ''his'' Power Glove!)
 
*[[Zelda]]
 
*[[Zelda]]
 
*[[Link]]
 
*[[Link]]
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==Owners of Shitty Power Gloves==
 
==Owners of Shitty Power Gloves==
 
*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]
 
*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]
*TheSpoonyOne
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*[[TheSpoonyOne]]
 
*Most NES/Famicom owners. Of course, they must have traded-in their power gloves for other NES/Famicom games.
 
*Most NES/Famicom owners. Of course, they must have traded-in their power gloves for other NES/Famicom games.
  
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
 
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
 
[[Category:Internet Memes]]
 
[[Category:Internet Memes]]
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[[Category:Angry Video Game Nerd]]
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[[Category:Nostalgia Critic]]
 
[[Category:Sources - Produced in 1989]]
 
[[Category:Sources - Produced in 1989]]
 
[[Category:Nintendo Entertainment System]]
 
[[Category:Nintendo Entertainment System]]

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