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[[Image:Uhyee.png|thumb|right|Pikachu while smoking.]] | [[Image:Uhyee.png|thumb|right|Pikachu while smoking.]] | ||
[[Image:Pikaslap.gif|thumb|right|Pikachu slaps itself for [[Illegal|making child pornography]].]] | [[Image:Pikaslap.gif|thumb|right|Pikachu slaps itself for [[Illegal|making child pornography]].]] | ||
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== In The Anime == | == In The Anime == | ||
| − | '''Pikachu''' is [[Ash Ketchum]]'s first (and favorite) [[Pokemon]] who is annoying beyond comprehension of the human mind. He refuses to climb into a Pokeball because he's ''such'' a rebel. It has tendencies to randomly electrocute various people with amperes that would usually be [[Die|fatal]], but it's an anime intended for young viewers so that's a no-go. | + | '''Pikachu''' is [[Ash Ketchum]]'s first (and favorite) [[Pokemon]] who is annoying beyond comprehension of the human mind. He refuses to climb into a Pokeball because he's ''such'' a rebel. It has tendencies to randomly electrocute various people with amperes that would usually be [[Die|fatal]], but it's an anime intended for young viewers so that's a no-go. [[Ash]] is so completely stupid NOT to let him evolve to Raichu. Raichu is far less annoying and can beat the shit out of Pikachu any day. |
For some stupid reason, [[Team Rocket]] spends their lives attempting to pursue and capture Pikachu, especially Ash's Pikachu in particular, often in the form of cliche [[traps]] such as [[The Pit|pits in the ground]] or even as far as [[G Gundam|giant robots]]. In the end of every episode, Pikachu is still at Ash's side and the cycle starts all over the next episode. | For some stupid reason, [[Team Rocket]] spends their lives attempting to pursue and capture Pikachu, especially Ash's Pikachu in particular, often in the form of cliche [[traps]] such as [[The Pit|pits in the ground]] or even as far as [[G Gundam|giant robots]]. In the end of every episode, Pikachu is still at Ash's side and the cycle starts all over the next episode. | ||
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== In The Games == | == In The Games == | ||
Pikachu is #25 in the [[Enclosed Instruction Book|National Pokédex]] and is apparently so weak that [[TREE|Oak]] can catch it without battle. It evolves into a Raichu with a Thunder Stone. | Pikachu is #25 in the [[Enclosed Instruction Book|National Pokédex]] and is apparently so weak that [[TREE|Oak]] can catch it without battle. It evolves into a Raichu with a Thunder Stone. | ||
| − | *In "Pokemon Yellow", you can talk to it, and it will tell you how it feels about you. He probably hates you | + | *In "Pokemon Yellow", you can talk to it, and it will tell you how it feels about you. He probably hates you. |
| − | *In "Hey [[You]], Pikachu!" you can swear at Pikachu | + | *In "Hey [[You]], Pikachu!" you can swear at Pikachu and call him bad names to piss him off. Hilarious. |
*In "Pokemon Snap" you can throw apples or gas balls at it and make it run away. What a coward. | *In "Pokemon Snap" you can throw apples or gas balls at it and make it run away. What a coward. | ||
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== Liked By == | == Liked By == | ||
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*Igniting gas to destroy Pokemon Centers. | *Igniting gas to destroy Pokemon Centers. | ||
*Destroying little girls bikes. | *Destroying little girls bikes. | ||
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== Criminal Record == | == Criminal Record == | ||
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*Loves Heinz ketchup...a lot. | *Loves Heinz ketchup...a lot. | ||
**In fact, it is his favourite food product. | **In fact, it is his favourite food product. | ||
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*Was loved by kids of [[the '90s]], both in [[Japan]] and the [[United States of America]]. | *Was loved by kids of [[the '90s]], both in [[Japan]] and the [[United States of America]]. | ||
*Is a <s>[[Ratt|rat]]</s> mouse Pokemon. | *Is a <s>[[Ratt|rat]]</s> mouse Pokemon. | ||
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*Learned how to do Volt Tackle from Tekkaman Blade. | *Learned how to do Volt Tackle from Tekkaman Blade. | ||
*[[Soulja Boy]] longs to have some Pikachu diamonds around his house. | *[[Soulja Boy]] longs to have some Pikachu diamonds around his house. | ||
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<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
Image:Heinz-01.jpg|Pikachu's favourite drink. Please don't break it. | Image:Heinz-01.jpg|Pikachu's favourite drink. Please don't break it. | ||
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Image:Pikachu-vagina-smaller.jpg|Kids love going inside of Pikachu! [[Wrong|That's totally not creepy at all]]... | Image:Pikachu-vagina-smaller.jpg|Kids love going inside of Pikachu! [[Wrong|That's totally not creepy at all]]... | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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[[Category:Animals]] | [[Category:Animals]] | ||
[[Category:Fighters]] | [[Category:Fighters]] | ||
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[[Category:Anime Characters]] | [[Category:Anime Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Dicks]] | ||
[[Category:Nintendo Characters]] | [[Category:Nintendo Characters]] | ||
