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== In The Anime ==
 
== In The Anime ==
'''Pikachu''' is [[Ash Ketchum]]'s first (and favorite) [[Pokemon]] who is annoying beyond comprehension of the human mind. He refuses to climb into a Pokeball because he's ''such'' a rebel. It has tendencies to randomly electrocute various people with amperes that would usually be [[Die|fatal]], but it's an anime intended for young viewers so that's a no-go.
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'''Pikachu''' is [[Ash Ketchum]]'s first (and favorite) [[Pokemon]] who is annoying beyond comprehension of the human mind. He refuses to climb into a Pokeball because he's ''such'' a rebel. It has tendencies to randomly electrocute various people with amperes that would usually be [[Die|fatal]], but it's an anime intended for young viewers so that's a no-go. [[Ash]] is so completely stupid NOT to let him evolve to Raichu. Raichu is far less annoying and can beat the shit out of Pikachu any day.
  
 
For some stupid reason, [[Team Rocket]] spends their lives attempting to pursue and capture Pikachu, especially Ash's Pikachu in particular, often in the form of cliche [[traps]] such as [[The Pit|pits in the ground]] or even as far as [[G Gundam|giant robots]]. In the end of every episode, Pikachu is still at Ash's side and the cycle starts all over the next episode.
 
For some stupid reason, [[Team Rocket]] spends their lives attempting to pursue and capture Pikachu, especially Ash's Pikachu in particular, often in the form of cliche [[traps]] such as [[The Pit|pits in the ground]] or even as far as [[G Gundam|giant robots]]. In the end of every episode, Pikachu is still at Ash's side and the cycle starts all over the next episode.
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*[[Oshawott]], for pushing him off of Ash's shoulder, and for, otherwise, being a [[dick]].
 
*[[Oshawott]], for pushing him off of Ash's shoulder, and for, otherwise, being a [[dick]].
 
*[[Team Rocket]], for trying to steal him.
 
*[[Team Rocket]], for trying to steal him.
*Evolving (will even block away thunderstones)
 
  
 
== Criminal Record ==
 
== Criminal Record ==

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