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[[Image:OBJECTION1.jpg|thumb|right|Phoenix Wright objects to this article.]]
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Phoenix Wright is a lawyer that likes yelling "OBJECTION!" The reason he loves yelling "OBJECTION!" is because he smokes [[magic drugs]] before every turnabout. He is known for being secretly gay for Miles Edgeworth. He is a supporter of [[Robotnik]]'s presidency of Youtube Poop, and will reportedly endorse Robotnik again in 2010. He has recently been found to be equal to [[Lex Luthor]].
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|caption=OBJECTION!
 
|shows=Ace Attorney Series
 
|sex=Male
 
|age=27
 
|nationality=Japanese
 
|occupation=Defense Attorney
 
|cast=[[Ben]] [[Hot Rod|Judd]], Sam Riegel
 
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Phoenix Wright is a lawyer from the [[Ace Attorney]] series <font color=#ffffff>that was later disbarred for presenting fake evidence, yet later regained his defence attorney badge and was rebarred</font>.
 
  
==Background==
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Cultural Heritage: Japanese
When Phoenix Wright was born, his first case was objecting to why he was born, and why he had such a weird haircut. Of course, Phoenix grew up to act extremely [[Suicide|suicidal]]. To suppress these feelings, and because he had the talent, Phoenix's parents sent him to [[Snivy|Ivy University]] as a law student, where he ended up accused of a murder, defended by Mia Fey. Influenced by this. Phoenix trained hard in college and law school to make history as the worst lawyer of all time (and yet have a winning record in court, despite the fact that most Japanese defence attorneys go their whole career without a win).
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[[Image:Mamaphoenix.jpg|Thumb|right|Mama Phoenix]]
  
 
== Likes ==
 
== Likes ==
*Yelling "OBJECTION!", and also pointing.
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*[[Miles Edgeworth]] [[Gay|(secretly)]]
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*Yelling "OBJECTION!"
*[[Yes|Mia Fey and her sister Maya]]
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*Miles Edgeworth (secretly)
*Iris
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*The Law
*Larry [[Arse|Butz]] (Most of the time.)
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*Penis
*[[Law for kids|The Law]]
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*[[Magic Drugs]]
 
*NOT GUILTY verdicts
 
*NOT GUILTY verdicts
*His adopted daughter Trucy and her magic [[Underwear|pantsu]].
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*[[Gay Luigi]]
[[Image:Phoenixbop.png|right|thumb|300px|Phoenix sings his favourite song from ''High School Musical''.]]
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*[[The Purple Pervert]]
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*[[Gutsman|He-man]] (his source of [[Magic Drugs]])
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*[[Doraemon]]
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*[[Robotnik]]
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*[[Money]]
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*His adopted daughter Trucy and her magic [[Underwear|panties]]
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[[Image:Phoenixbop.png|left|thumb|300px|Phoenix sings his favourite song from ''High School Musical''.]]
  
 
== Dislikes ==
 
== Dislikes ==
*[[Von Kaiser|Manfred von Karma]] and his daughter, [[Bitch|Franziska]].
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*[[Wario|Von Karma]]
 
*GUILTY verdicts
 
*GUILTY verdicts
**[[Sol Badguy|Guilty Gears]]
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*[[Viacom]] (hell, who doesn't)
*[[Judge Guy from Best Hedgehog|The Judge]]
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*[[Mayor Kravendish|The Judge]]
 
*[[Illegal]]
 
*[[Illegal]]
*Difficult clients, such as [[Dracula]] and [[Heavy Weapons Guy]].
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*[[Sonic]]
*April May (He doesn't see anything innocent in her)
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*[[Willy Wonka]]
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*[[Scott]]
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*[[Genjuro Kibagami]]
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*[[Dracula]] (stop sucking mah blood, dammit)
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*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] (he's hard to work with as a client)
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*[[Bowser Jr|Bowser Jr.]] (he anally raped Miles Edgeworth, his butt buddy, in the '80s)
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*[[Retard|Rod Blagojevich]]
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*Not being in any of the [[Capcom]] crossover games (expect for the Capcom Vs. [[SNK]] Card Fighter game for the Nintendo DS).
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*That he became a hobo in the fourth game
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*[[Neji]]
  
 
== Past Clients ==
 
== Past Clients ==
*Larry Butz (Accused of murdering his girlfriend.)
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*Maya Fey (Accused of murder.)
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*[[Big Cheese]]
*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] (WHO TOUCHED HIS GUN!?)
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*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]]
*[[Miles Edgeworth]] (Accused himself of his own father's murder.)
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*[[Miles Edgeworth]] (2 times: the first was in the '80s, when Nick sued [[Bowser Jr]] for raping Edgeworth; the second time was much later, when Edgeworth was framed for a murder).
*[[Tails]] (Over her rape in [[the '80s]].)
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*[[Fox McCloud]]
*[[Stone Luigi]] (In the debate over whether Stone Luigi's football is a stone or a football.)
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*[[The King]]
*[[Mario]] (Same debate, he represented both sides!)
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*[[Lex Luthor]]
*[[Binky The Clown]] (Apparently, it wasn't anyone's birthday.)
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*[[Stone Luigi]] (in the debate over whether Stone Luigi's football is a stone or a football)
*[[Richard Nixon]] (He never made it to the courtroom, though, as Nixon resigned.)
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*[[Mario]] (same debate, he represented both sides!)
*Himself (After his alternate personality ate a bean burrito without paying.)
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*[[Ganon]] ([[Gwonam]] sued Ganon, and Nick acted as his lawyer)
*[[Neji]] (I swear, he wasn't using Byakugan to check everyone out!)
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*[[Binky The Clown]] (apparently, it wasn't anyone's birthday)
*[[Professor Layton]] (Eventually, he helped Phoenix solve a case.)
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*[[WalrusGuy]] (in an attempt to defeat [[Colgate]])
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*[[Leon]] (In a debate over if his knowledge of beating the [[Heavy Weapons Guy|BOOLET]] was real)
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*[[Hitler]] (He was accused for not paying back the war debts to America.)  
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*[[Richard Nixon]] (he never made it to the courtroom, though, as Nixon resigned.)
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*Himself (After his alternate personality ate a bean burrito without paying)
  
 
==Miscellaneous Stuff==
 
==Miscellaneous Stuff==
:''Hey, guess what. Actually, I, um, really hate your guts.''<br>
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*In Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney, Phoenix became a hobo because he presented evidence that was fake (although Phoenix didn't know this beforehand). The game also shows him with an adopted daughter who is a magician.
:-April May
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*Phoenix also got screwed over in ''We Love Golf!''; they had Apollo as a costume but not Phoenix. Objection!
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*He also got screwed when it was revealed that he wasn't in Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom: Cross Generation of Heroes.
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*How much gel does he use to keep that hair up? His answer has been objected many times before, but it's been speculated that he uses [[Over 9000|over 9,000 tons]] of hair gel.
  
*In English versions of the Ace Attorney series games, he is from Los Angeles, [[California]], [[USA]].
 
*In Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney, Phoenix became a hobo because he presented false evidence (although Phoenix was unaware of this). However, by Duel Destinies, he is re-barred, and is practicing law again. 
 
**The game also shows him with an adopted daughter, who is a magician.
 
*Phoenix also got screwed over in ''We Love Golf!''; they had Apollo as a costume but not Phoenix. Objection!
 
*He also got fucked when it was revealed that he wasn't in Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom: Cross Generation of Heroes or its international version, ''Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars''. In fact, one interview by Capcom stated that they tried to make him a playable character (along with Franziska von Karma from the same series) for the Capcom side, but it was tough and they decided [[no]]t to do it in the end, putting in Zero from the [[Mega Man]] series and Frank West from Dead Rising instead (He's covered wars, you know!). They also decided against putting in other characters like Nero from [[Satan|Devil]] [[May]] Cry 4, or even [[M. Bison]] ([[NO]]! [[NO]]!)
 
**<s>Also, he doesn't appear in [[Marvel Vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds]] as well.</s> He's in the "Ultimate" version of Marvel Vs. Capcom 3. One of his hyper combos involves accusing his opponent of murder, which kills them as they have an Ace Attorney-esque breakdown.
 
***With this, he even successfully accused [[Dr. Doom]] of murder ("No alibi, no justice, no dreams, no hope!").
 
*How much gel does he use to keep that hair up? His answer has been objected many times before, but it's been speculated that he uses [[Over 9000|over 9,000 tonnes]] of hair gel.
 
*He once needed the [[Elite Beat Agents|Elite Beat Divas]] to help him during a case. Everybody was distracted by them dancing, allowing Phoenix to escape.
 
*Nobody would believe he was an attorney if it weren't for his Attorney's Badge.
 
*Once was accused by [[Mayor Kravindish|the Judge]] of trying to hire an assassin to assassinate him. Fortunately, after the trial, the Judge had no recollection of said events, and no charges were filed.
 
*He doesn't abide to [[Professor Layton]]'s belief in which a gentleman pays attention to his madness.
 
*In 2013/2014, he showed [[Professor Layton|the professor]] who's the ''real'' boss around his town. [[Yes|And it will be awesome]].
 
*Is actually a dragon, as referenced by his Japanese name, ''Ryuuichi Naruhodo'' [成歩堂 龍一].
 
  
==External links==
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[[Category: Characters]]
*[http://www.lawyers.com/ Phoenix Wright's website.]
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[[Category: Gay Characters]]
[[Image:Objection.jpg|thumb|centre|Phoenix Wright has found a flaw in your argument.]]
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[[Category: Characters - Japanese]]
[[Category:Characters - American]]
 
[[Category:Gay Characters]]
 
[[Category:Loud Characters]]
 
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
 
[[Category:Business People]]
 
[[Category:Lawyers]]
 
[[Category:Fighters]]
 

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