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+ | A [[fat]]-ass, pink and retarded starfish who lives next door to [[Squidward]]. | ||
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+ | == Significance == | ||
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[[Image:Patricklaughing.JPG |thumb|right|Patrick laughing at his latest victim who had fallen victim to '''STERILE'''.]] | [[Image:Patricklaughing.JPG |thumb|right|Patrick laughing at his latest victim who had fallen victim to '''STERILE'''.]] | ||
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− | + | He has the ability to become '''STERILE''' and terrorize entire cities, towns, even continents with his pathetic plague of '''STERILE'''. Eustace Bagg can't stand '''STERILE''', nor can he be in the same room with '''STERILE'''. Dr. [[Robotnik]] is Patrick's partner-in-crime, who also kills people with this disease. His plan needs to be so '''STERILE''', only he knows about it. | |
− | He has the ability to become '''STERILE''' and terrorize entire cities, towns, even continents with his pathetic plague of '''STERILE'''. Eustace Bagg can't stand '''STERILE''', nor can he be in the same room with '''STERILE'''. [[ | + | |
+ | He has no relation with [[The Beatles|Ringo Starr]], who POSSIBLY looks at his dodongo at night. | ||
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===Is this the Krusty Krab?=== | ===Is this the Krusty Krab?=== | ||
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*No, this is Patrick. | *No, this is Patrick. | ||
===[[King Leonidas|Is This SPARTA?!]]=== | ===[[King Leonidas|Is This SPARTA?!]]=== | ||
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*No, This Is Patrick! | *No, This Is Patrick! | ||
===[[M. Bison|Is This]] '''[[Delicious|Delicious?!?]]'''=== | ===[[M. Bison|Is This]] '''[[Delicious|Delicious?!?]]'''=== | ||
− | *[[NO]], THIS IS PATRICK!!! I'm | + | |
− | + | *[[NO]], THIS IS PATRICK!!! I'm not a [[Delicious.]] | |
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*"YEAH, I LOVE BEING PURPLE!" | *"YEAH, I LOVE BEING PURPLE!" | ||
*"Don't touch me; I'm ''sterile!!''" | *"Don't touch me; I'm ''sterile!!''" | ||
− | *"MY NAME'S!! NOT! '' | + | *"MY NAME'S!! NOT! ''RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!''" |
*"SpongeBob, are you going to listen to [[Mr. Krabs|a big dummy]], or are you going to listen to ''me?''" | *"SpongeBob, are you going to listen to [[Mr. Krabs|a big dummy]], or are you going to listen to ''me?''" | ||
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*"FISH PASTE!" | *"FISH PASTE!" | ||
*"'''WE STOLE A [[Magic Balloon|BALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]'''" | *"'''WE STOLE A [[Magic Balloon|BALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]'''" | ||
*"Let's get naked!" | *"Let's get naked!" | ||
*"''I love you.''" | *"''I love you.''" | ||
− | + | [[Image:(Pat)Rick.JPG|thumb|right|His name's.. [[no]]t... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] | |
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− | + | *Patrick Star has been convicted of multiple charges of molestation, robbery, and even murder. | |
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− | *Patrick Star has been convicted of multiple charges of robbery and murder. | ||
**How many murders, no one will ever know. | **How many murders, no one will ever know. | ||
*He once disguised himself as a girl, then stripped naked at the Krusty Krab, causing permanent eye damage to [[Squidward]]. Both [[Mr. Krabs]] and Squidward wanted to have [[sex]] with him during his time as a lady. | *He once disguised himself as a girl, then stripped naked at the Krusty Krab, causing permanent eye damage to [[Squidward]]. Both [[Mr. Krabs]] and Squidward wanted to have [[sex]] with him during his time as a lady. | ||
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*He once stole a balloon along with Spongebob, causing them to be arrested for 2 seconds. | *He once stole a balloon along with Spongebob, causing them to be arrested for 2 seconds. | ||
*One time, he ripped apart a heart mascot's clothing in half, only to then suck on his [[dick]] afterwards, which caused many people to run for their lives, including [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] himself for some strange reason. | *One time, he ripped apart a heart mascot's clothing in half, only to then suck on his [[dick]] afterwards, which caused many people to run for their lives, including [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] himself for some strange reason. | ||
− | *Both Patrick and [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|SpongeBob]] went and drove a lawnmower owned by [[Squidward]] in a graveyeard, where they moved over some graves and coincidentally angered the Flying Dutchman as a result. Their consequence was that they were to be ghosts until they learned their lessons. | + | [[Image:Sterileme.png|thumb|right|This is what the face of '''STERILE''' looks like.]] |
+ | *Both Patrick and [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|SpongeBob]] went and drove a lawnmower owned by [[Squidward]] in a graveyeard, where they moved over some graves and coincidentally angered the Flying Dutchman as a result. Their consequence was that they were to be ghosts until they learned their lessons. | ||
+ | *He also [[rape]]d and molested 34 children in exactly one week. | ||
*He kidnapped and [[Sex|touched]] Jeffrey the Jellyfish, who was actually a guy in a costume. | *He kidnapped and [[Sex|touched]] Jeffrey the Jellyfish, who was actually a guy in a costume. | ||
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[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | [[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | ||
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− | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Transvestites]] |