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| | + | A fat-ass, pink and retarded starfish who lives next door to SpongeBob. No, wait, that's not right, his "house" is to the side of Squidward's. Who the hell cares, I don't watch the damn show. |
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| | + | == Significance == |
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| | [[Image:Patricklaughing.JPG |thumb|right|Patrick laughing at his latest victim who had fallen victim to '''STERILE'''.]] | | [[Image:Patricklaughing.JPG |thumb|right|Patrick laughing at his latest victim who had fallen victim to '''STERILE'''.]] |
| − | '''Patrick''' is a goofy pink starfish who lives next door to [[Spongebob]] and [[Squidward]].
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| − | ==Significanc ==
| + | He has the ability to become '''STERILE''' and terrorize entire cities, towns, even continents with his pathetic plague of '''STERILE'''. Eustace Bagg can't stand '''STERILE''', nor can he be in the same room with '''STERILE'''. Dr. [[Robotnik]] is Patrick's partner-in-crime, who also kills people with this disease. His plan needs to be so '''STERILE''', only he knows about it. |
| − | He has the ability to become '''STERILE''' and terrorize entire cities, towns, even continents with his pathetic plague of '''STERILE'''. Eustace Bagg can't stand '''STERILE''', nor can he be in the same room with '''STERILE'''. [[Dr. Robotnik]] is Patrick's partner-in-crime, who also kills people with this disease. His plan needs to be so '''STERILE''', only he knows about it. | + | |
| | + | He has no relation with Ringo Starr, who POSSIBLY looks at his dodongo at night. |
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| − | He has no relation with [[The Beatles|Ringo Starr]] or Starr of the [[Elite Beat Agents]], who POSSIBLY look at his dodongo at night.
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| | ===Is this the Krusty Krab?=== | | ===Is this the Krusty Krab?=== |
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| | *No, this is Patrick. | | *No, this is Patrick. |
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| | ===[[King Leonidas|Is This SPARTA?!]]=== | | ===[[King Leonidas|Is This SPARTA?!]]=== |
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| | *No, This Is Patrick! | | *No, This Is Patrick! |
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| − | ===[[M. Bison|Is This]] '''[[Delicious|Delicious?!?]]'''===
| + | == Criminal Record == |
| − | *[[NO]], THIS IS PATRICK!!! I'm ''not'' a [[Delicious]].
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| − | [[Image:Patrick.gif|thumb|left|Patrick after seeing the parts above him.]]
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| − | ==Quotes==
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| − | [[Image:(Pat)Rick.JPG|thumb|right|His name's.. [[no]]t... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
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| − | [[Image:Sterileme.png|thumb|right|This is what the face of '''STERILE''' looks like.]]
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| − | [[Image:PatrickApproves.jpg|thumb|left|Patrick approves his Chewiki article.]]
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| − | *"YEAH, I LOVE BEING PURPLE!"
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| − | *"Don't touch me; I'm ''sterile!!''"
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| − | *"MY NAME'S!! NOT! ''[[Rick Astley|RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK]]!!!''"
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| − | *"SpongeBob, are you going to listen to [[Mr. Krabs|a big dummy]], or are you going to listen to ''me?''"
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| − | *"No, this is Patrick."
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| − | **"No, this is Patrick!"
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| − | ***"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!"
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| − | *"I'm not a Krusty Krab!"
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| − | *"FISH PASTE!"
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| − | *"'''WE STOLE A [[Magic Balloon|BALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]'''"
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| − | *"Let's get naked!"
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| − | *"''I love you.''"
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| − | *"[[:Category:Scandinavians|FINLAND]]!"
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| − | *"Hey [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|SpongeBob]], can you turn me into a jar of mayonnaise so I can eat myself?"
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| − | *"You took my only food! Now I'm gonna starve."
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| − | *"Thanks, SpongeBob! I think I'll eat it now!"
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| − | *"''YOURS!?'' You mean ''mine''!"
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| − | *"I can't see my forehead."
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| − | *"Oh boy; 3 AM!"
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| − | *"HAHAHAHAHA!!! ITS A GIRAFFE!!"
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| − | *"I have a few questions for this blade of grass..."
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| − | *"I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo..."
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| − | *"Wumbology? The study of Wumbo?? It's first grade, SpongeBob!"
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| − | *"RECTANGLES!"
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| − | *"We're panty professionals!"
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| − | *"My shorts are wet!"
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| − | *"Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that ''everyone [[die]]d!'' The End."
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| − | *"Eat [[Cum|Sperm]]!"
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| − | *"I don't get it."
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| − | *"When in doubt, pinky out!"
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| − | *"Who're you calling Pinhead?"
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| − | *"STUPID INFLATABLE PANTS!"
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| − | *"I could've sworn I was lying on my back!"
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| − | *"Hey, buddy! Warmed it up for ya!"
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| − | *"LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!! LOOK AT IT!!! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT!!!!!"
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| − | *"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
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| − | *"I want ice cream!"
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| − | *"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
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| − | *"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
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| − | *"Firmly GRASP IT!!"
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| − | *"Krrrrrraaaaaabbbbssss... Isn't that the red, sweaty guy you work for?"
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| − | *"We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"
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| − | *"I hate this channel!"
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| − | *"Where's the leak, ma'am?"
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| − | *"'''''NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!!'''''"
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| − | *"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!"
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| − | *"JUST LIKE A GENIE! HAHAHAHAHA!"
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| − | *"Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on!"
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| − | *"I gotta put on my teeth and brush my pants!"
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| − | *"Have [[you]] learned ''nothing'' about sharing?"
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| − | *"Oh boy! A ketchup packet! That'll go ''great'' on this old diaper!"
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| − | *"We're on a baby hunt... and don't think we don't know how to [[Drugs|WEEEEEEEEED]] 'em out!"
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| − | ==Criminal Record== | |
| − | [[Image:.....jpg|thumb|300px|right|There are no words.]]
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| − | *Patrick Star has been convicted of multiple charges of robbery and murder.
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| − | **How many murders, no one will ever know.
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| − | *He once disguised himself as a girl, then stripped naked at the Krusty Krab, causing permanent eye damage to [[Squidward]]. Both [[Mr. Krabs]] and Squidward wanted to have [[sex]] with him during his time as a lady.
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| − | *He once bothered several old people by disguising himself as a s[[no]]wman.
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| − | *He once stole a balloon along with Spongebob, causing them to be arrested for 2 seconds.
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| − | *One time, he ripped apart a heart mascot's clothing in half, only to then suck on his [[dick]] afterwards, which caused many people to run for their lives, including [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] himself for some strange reason.
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| − | *Both Patrick and [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|SpongeBob]] went and drove a lawnmower owned by [[Squidward]] in a graveyeard, where they moved over some graves and coincidentally angered the Flying Dutchman as a result. Their consequence was that they were to be ghosts until they learned their lessons.
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| − | *He kidnapped and [[Sex|touched]] Jeffrey the Jellyfish, who was actually a guy in a costume.
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| − | *He once talked about fair labour and freedom of speech, which are taboo subjects in [[China]], which caused the army of mind police to arrest him and [[Spongebob]].
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| − | *One time, he almost chopped up a baby by karate.
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| − | *He stole many different types of food.
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| − | *[[Rape]]d [[Maid Marian]] twice.
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| − | ==Trivia==
| + | *Patrick Star has been convicted of multiple charges of molestation, robbery, and even murder. |
| − | *Is currently wanted by the states of [[Nebraska]], [[Colorado]], [[New York]], [[California]], [[Texas]], [[Pennsylvania]], [[Minnesota]], [[Chicago|Illinois]], [[St. Louis|Missouri]], and [[Miss10|Florida]] for the crimes he has committed (see above). | + | *How many murders, no one will ever know. |
| − | *Is [[No|ster]][[Sex|ile]].
| + | *He once disguised himself as a girl, then stripped naked at the Krusty Krab, causing permanent eye damage to Squidward. |
| − | *His name is not [[Rick Astley|Rick]].
| + | *He once bothered several old people by disguising himself as a snowman. |
| − | *Is not a Krusty Krab. | + | *He also raped 34 children in exactly one week. |
| − | *Once offered to pet-sit [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|SpongeBob]]'s pet snail, Gary, only to torture him while [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|SpongeBob]] was gone.
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| − | *If you put a Krusty Krab hat on his head, he'll lose his balance and fall over, get up, only to fall over again, get up, fall over again, and will continue that cycle.
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| − | **He claims this is because when he gets nervous he forgets how to stand.
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| − | *Hates it when people call him tubby; if you do this, he will cry and then immediately stop crying and growl at you, yell at you, and then punch you and give you a black eye.
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| − | *Entered his pet rock, [[Rocky Balboa|Rocky]], into a race. He's got nerves of steal. | |
| − | **And believe it or not, [[Rocky Balboa|Rocky]] won the race, despite the fact that he's an inanimate object.
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| − | *Him and [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|SpongeBob]] once stole a balloon... on free balloon day.
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| − | *Got an award for doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else. | |
| − | *Claims to love being purple.
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| − | *Once got a nose surgically placed on his face, which allowed him to be able to smell all of the bad odors in Bikini Bottom, such as [[Squidward]]'s cheese, which he destroyed with a rocket launcher.
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| − | [[Category:Characters - Appears in SpongeBob SquarePants]] | + | [[Category:Retarded Characters]] |
| | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | | [[Category:Fat Characters]] |
| − | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
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| − | [[Category:Bisexual Characters]]
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| − | [[Category:Criminals]]
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| − | [[Category:Olympiads]]
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