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[[Image:Patricklaughing.JPG‎ |thumb|right|Patrick laughing at his latest victim who had fallen victim to '''STERILE'''.]]
 
[[Image:Patricklaughing.JPG‎ |thumb|right|Patrick laughing at his latest victim who had fallen victim to '''STERILE'''.]]
'''Patrick''' is a goofy pink starfish who lives next door to [[Spongebob]] and [[Squidward]].
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A [[fat]]-ass, pink and retarded starfish who lives next door to [[Spongebob]] and [[Squidward]].
  
 
==Significanc ==
 
==Significanc ==
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*"MY NAME'S!! NOT! ''[[Rick Astley|RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK]]!!!''"
 
*"MY NAME'S!! NOT! ''[[Rick Astley|RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK]]!!!''"
 
*"SpongeBob, are you going to listen to [[Mr. Krabs|a big dummy]], or are you going to listen to ''me?''"
 
*"SpongeBob, are you going to listen to [[Mr. Krabs|a big dummy]], or are you going to listen to ''me?''"
*"No, this is Patrick."
 
**"No, this is Patrick!"
 
***"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!"
 
*"I'm not a Krusty Krab!"
 
 
*"FISH PASTE!"
 
*"FISH PASTE!"
 
*"'''WE STOLE A [[Magic Balloon|BALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]'''"
 
*"'''WE STOLE A [[Magic Balloon|BALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]'''"
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*"''I love you.''"
 
*"''I love you.''"
 
*"[[:Category:Scandinavians|FINLAND]]!"
 
*"[[:Category:Scandinavians|FINLAND]]!"
*"Hey [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|SpongeBob]], can you turn me into a jar of mayonnaise so I can eat myself?"
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*"Hey [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|SpongeBob]], [[retard|can you turn me into a jar of mayonnaise so I can eat myself]]?"
 
*"You took my only food! Now I'm gonna starve."
 
*"You took my only food! Now I'm gonna starve."
 
*"Thanks, SpongeBob! I think I'll eat it now!"
 
*"Thanks, SpongeBob! I think I'll eat it now!"
*"''YOURS!?'' You mean ''mine''!"
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*"YOURS!? You mean mine!"
 
*"I can't see my forehead."
 
*"I can't see my forehead."
 
*"Oh boy; 3 AM!"
 
*"Oh boy; 3 AM!"
*"HAHAHAHAHA!!! ITS A GIRAFFE!!"
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*"HAHAHAHAHA!!! ITS A GIRAFFE!!!!!"
 
*"I have a few questions for this blade of grass..."
 
*"I have a few questions for this blade of grass..."
 
*"I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo..."
 
*"I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo..."
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*"When in doubt, pinky out!"
 
*"When in doubt, pinky out!"
 
*"Who're you calling Pinhead?"
 
*"Who're you calling Pinhead?"
*"STUPID INFLATABLE PANTS!"
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*"STUPID INFLATABLE PANTS!!!"
 
*"I could've sworn I was lying on my back!"
 
*"I could've sworn I was lying on my back!"
 
*"Hey, buddy! Warmed it up for ya!"
 
*"Hey, buddy! Warmed it up for ya!"
*"LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!! LOOK AT IT!!! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT!!!!!"
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*"LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!! LOOK AT IT!!! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT!!!!!
*"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
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*"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE??!"
 
*"I want ice cream!"
 
*"I want ice cream!"
 
*"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
 
*"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
 
*"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
 
*"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
*"Firmly GRASP IT!!"
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*"Firmly GRASP IT!!!"
 
*"Krrrrrraaaaaabbbbssss... Isn't that the red, sweaty guy you work for?"
 
*"Krrrrrraaaaaabbbbssss... Isn't that the red, sweaty guy you work for?"
*"We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"
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*"You lost your nametag??!!! HIIHAHHIAHAIAIHHAIAHIAHI"
*"I hate this channel!"
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*"We should tale Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!"
*"Where's the leak, ma'am?"
 
*"'''''NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!!'''''"
 
*"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!"
 
*"JUST LIKE A GENIE! HAHAHAHAHA!"
 
*"Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on!"
 
*"I gotta put on my teeth and brush my pants!"
 
*"Have [[you]] learned ''nothing'' about sharing?"
 
*"Oh boy! A ketchup packet! That'll go ''great'' on this old diaper!"
 
*"We're on a baby hunt... and don't think we don't know how to [[Drugs|WEEEEEEEEED]] 'em out!"
 
  
 
==Criminal Record==
 
==Criminal Record==
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*Is currently wanted by the states of [[Nebraska]], [[Colorado]], [[New York]], [[California]], [[Texas]], [[Pennsylvania]], [[Minnesota]], [[Chicago|Illinois]], [[St. Louis|Missouri]], and [[Miss10|Florida]] for the crimes he has committed (see above).
 
*Is currently wanted by the states of [[Nebraska]], [[Colorado]], [[New York]], [[California]], [[Texas]], [[Pennsylvania]], [[Minnesota]], [[Chicago|Illinois]], [[St. Louis|Missouri]], and [[Miss10|Florida]] for the crimes he has committed (see above).
*Is [[No|ster]][[Sex|ile]].
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*Is [[No|Ster]][[Sex|ile]].
*His name is not [[Rick Astley|Rick]].
 
*Is not a Krusty Krab.
 
*Once offered to pet-sit [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|SpongeBob]]'s pet snail, Gary, only to torture him while [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|SpongeBob]] was gone.
 
*If you put a Krusty Krab hat on his head, he'll lose his balance and fall over, get up, only to fall over again, get up, fall over again, and will continue that cycle.
 
**He claims this is because when he gets nervous he forgets how to stand.
 
*Hates it when people call him tubby; if you do this, he will cry and then immediately stop crying and growl at you, yell at you, and then punch you and give you a black eye.
 
*Entered his pet rock, [[Rocky Balboa|Rocky]], into a race. He's got nerves of steal.
 
**And believe it or not, [[Rocky Balboa|Rocky]] won the race, despite the fact that he's an inanimate object.
 
*Him and [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|SpongeBob]] once stole a balloon... on free balloon day.
 
*Got an award for doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else.
 
*Claims to love being purple.
 
*Once got a nose surgically placed on his face, which allowed him to be able to smell all of the bad odors in Bikini Bottom, such as [[Squidward]]'s cheese, which he destroyed with a rocket launcher.
 
  
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in SpongeBob SquarePants]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in SpongeBob SquarePants]]
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[[Category:Retarded Characters]]
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
 
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
 
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]]
 
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]]
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[[Category:Transvestites]]
 
[[Category:Criminals]]
 
[[Category:Criminals]]
 
[[Category:Olympiads]]
 
[[Category:Olympiads]]

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