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| − | + | ''This article is about your dick. You can look [[Boobs|here]] to help expand it.'' | |
| + | [[image:blair.jpg|thumb|A Penis]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Evermen.jpg|thumb|right|A non-penis giving us a naughty snare.]] | ||
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| + | The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of [[Sex|entertainment]]. | ||
| + | You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it. | ||
| + | [[Robotnik]] has a huge obsession with it. | ||
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| + | ==Ways to say Penis== | ||
| + | Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations: | ||
| + | *Dick (invented by [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]]) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] or [[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.) | ||
| + | *Penish (invented accidentally by Robotnik) | ||
| + | *Pingas (invented accidentally by Robotnik) | ||
| + | *Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik) | ||
| + | *Pingors (invented by [[Mario head]]) | ||
| + | *Peaness (invented accidentally by [[Orson Welles]]) | ||
| + | *Penus | ||
| + | *Penor (invented by [[Piconjo]] | ||
| + | *Peen (invented by [[YTWatchdog]]) | ||
| + | *[[DICKIE|Dickie]] (invented by [[Eddy]]) | ||
| + | *Twanger (invented by [[Zippy]]) | ||
| + | *Big red one (invented by [[Zippy]])[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|Demoman looking at PENISH]] | ||
| + | *Johnson (invented by [[MightyKombat]]) | ||
| + | *Monudder (invented by [[ShadowWario]]) | ||
| + | *Donk (invented by [[Soulja Boy]]) | ||
| + | *Dong (invented by [[Link]]) | ||
| + | *Twang/Wang (invented by [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]) | ||
| + | *Thingess (invented by [[Mario head]]) | ||
| + | *Snout (invented by [[Mario head]]) | ||
| + | *SHHUNEP (invented by Robotnik) | ||
| + | *PEEENIS (invented by [[Solid Snake]]) | ||
| + | *Mydangger (invented by [[Me]]) | ||
| + | *Bojanger (invented by Homer Simpson) | ||
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| + | If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis. | ||
