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| − | # | + | [[image:blair.jpg|thumb|A Penis]] |
| + | [[Image:Evermen.jpg|thumb|right|A non-penis giving us a naughty snare.]] | ||
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| + | The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of [[Sex|entertainment]]. | ||
| + | You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it. | ||
| + | [[Robotnik]] has a huge obsession with it. | ||
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| + | ==Ways to say Penis== | ||
| + | Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations: | ||
| + | *Dick (invented by [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]]) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] or [[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.) | ||
| + | *Penish (invented by Robotnik) | ||
| + | *Pingas (invented by Robotnik) | ||
| + | *Pingors (invented by [[Mario head]]) | ||
| + | *Penus | ||
| + | *Penor (invented by [[Piconjo]] | ||
| + | *Peen (invented by [[YTWatchdog]]) | ||
| + | *[[DICKIE|Dickie]] (invented by [[Eddy]]) | ||
| + | *Twanger (invented by [[Zippy]]) | ||
| + | *Big red one (invented by [[Zippy]]) | ||
| + | *Johnson (invented by [[MightyKombat]]) | ||
| + | *Monudder (invented by [[ShadowWario]]) | ||
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| + | ==People with Penis== | ||
| + | Only some people in the galaxy have a penis, and they are listed below: | ||
| + | |||
| + | * [[TheRedFuzz]] | ||
| + | * [[Captain Falcon]] (Has the largest penis in existence) | ||
| + | * [[Bill O'Reilly]] (This has come into question in recent times, however.) | ||
| + | * [[You|Jesus]] | ||
| + | * [[Dio Brando]] (he even says it feels good) | ||
| + | * [[Rik Mayall]] (Though, it is practically microscopic) | ||
| + | * [[Robotnik]] (He has been spotted exercising his penis from time to time, however it seems this has no effect as it is still rather small.) | ||
| + | * [[Temeku]] | ||
| + | * [[Shockwave]] | ||
| + | * [[Daniel J D'Arby]] | ||
| + | * [[Stegblob]] (Can't seem to find it though.) | ||
| + | * [[Tabull89]] | ||
| + | * [[Toadomos]] | ||
| + | * [[Mario]] (It has its very own hat and mustache.) | ||
| + | * [[Wizkid837]] | ||
| + | * [[Conrad Slater]] | ||
| + | * [[Asterix]] | ||
| + | * [[The Electric Cheese]] | ||
| + | * [[Froggo]] (Surprisingly) | ||
| + | * [[Dan hibiki]] | ||
| + | * [[Bart Simpson]] | ||
| + | * [[TyrannosaurusReich]] | ||
| + | * [[Ron Jeremy]] | ||
| + | * [[You]] (^_^) | ||
| + | * [[Buga]] (Incredibly small, perhaps the smallest penis in the universe) | ||
| + | * [[MelvanaInChains]] | ||
| + | * [[Regular Luigi]] | ||
| + | * [[ShreddaX]] | ||
| + | * [[Ken]] | ||
| + | * [[Scorpion]] (He can shoot it out of his wrist) | ||
| + | * [[Conker]] | ||
| + | * [[User:Feghoot|Feggy]] | ||
| + | * [[Q]] | ||
| + | * [[YTwatchdog]] (refers to it as a "peen") | ||
| + | * [[Doctor Who]] (All 10 of them, except Paul McGann) | ||
| + | *[[Kenshiro]] | ||
| + | *[[Shin]] | ||
| + | *Raoh | ||
| + | *Jagi | ||
| + | *Rugal Bernstein | ||
| + | *[[Ataru Moroboshi]] | ||
| + | *[[Tommy Turnbull]] | ||
| + | *[[SpongeBob (character)|SpongeBob]] (Possible to have ben lost in the fowl depths of Patrick's rectum.) | ||
| + | *[[mariomarioecw]] | ||
| + | *[[Haruhi]] (Although wearing a skirt, This person has both genitals of each gender) | ||
| + | *Every member of the Beatles | ||
| + | *[[Sora]] | ||
| + | *[[Jafar]] (Likes to slam doors on it.) | ||
| + | *[[Uctions]] (HUH?!) | ||
| + | *[[Drew Pickles]] (the complete opposite of Buga) | ||
| + | *All [[Team Fortress 2]] characters ([[Pyro]] is still debated though) | ||
| + | *[[Scrander]] | ||
| + | *[[Gaming God]] | ||
| + | *[[RetardedAnimeParodyX]] | ||
| + | *[[Manny Rivera]] | ||
| + | *NOT [[CalTrans]] | ||
| + | *[[Hulk Hogan]] | ||
| + | *[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J]] (Proudly announces that to the entire world) {Is also the 3rd hugest one ever seen} | ||
| + | *wendy koopa | ||
| + | *[[Youtube_Poop_IRC#Bonerman|Bonerman]] | ||
| + | *[[Toad]] | ||
| + | *[[Mama Luigi]] (may or may not have one, but I'm not gonna be the one to check.) | ||
| + | *[[Gay Luigi]] (he wishes he didn't) | ||
| + | *[[Fred Flintstone]] (although he looks like one.) | ||
| + | *[[Haydeez]] | ||
| + | *Justin (from [[Total Drama Island]].) | ||
