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| − | + | [[image:blair.jpg|thumb|A Penis]] | |
| + | [[Image:Evermen.jpg|thumb|right|A non-penis giving us a naughty snare.]] | ||
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| + | The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of [[Sex|entertainment]]. | ||
| + | You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it. | ||
| + | [[Robotnik]] has a huge obsession with it. | ||
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| + | ==Ways to say Penis== | ||
| + | Penis is speakne in many ways, here are some variations: | ||
| + | *Penish (invented by Robotnik) | ||
| + | *Pingas (invented by Robotnik) | ||
| + | *Pingors (invented by [[Mario head]]) | ||
| + | *Penus | ||
| + | *Penor (invented by [[Piconjo]] | ||
| + | *Peen (invented by [[YTWatchdog]]) | ||
| + | *[[Dickie]] (invented by [[Eddy]] | ||
| + | *Twanger (invented by [[Zippy]]) | ||
| + | *Big red one (invented by [[Zippy]]) | ||
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| + | ==People with Penis== | ||
| + | Only some people in the galaxy have a penis, and they are listed below: | ||
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| + | * [[Captain Falcon]] (Has the largest penis in existence) | ||
| + | * [[Bill O'Reilly]] (This has come into question in recent times, however.) | ||
| + | * [[You|Jesus]] (Especially Black Jesus) | ||
| + | * [[Dio Brando]] (he even says it feels good) | ||
| + | * [[Rik Mayall]] (Though, it is practically microscopic) | ||
| + | * [[Robotnik]] | ||
| + | * [[Temeku]] | ||
| + | * [[Shockwave]] | ||
| + | * [[Daniel J D'Arby]] | ||
| + | * [[Stegblob]] | ||
| + | * [[Tabull89]] | ||
| + | * [[Toadomos]] | ||
| + | * [[Mario]] | ||
| + | * [[Wizkid837]] | ||
| + | * [[Conrad Slater]] | ||
| + | * [[Asterix]] | ||
| + | * [[MrSimon]] | ||
| + | * [[Froggo]] | ||
| + | * [[Dan hibiki]] | ||
| + | * [[Bart Simpson]] | ||
| + | * [[TyrannosaurusReich]] | ||
| + | * [[Ron Jeremy]] | ||
| + | * [[You]] | ||
| + | * [[Buga]] (incredibly small, perhaps the smallest penis in the universe) | ||
| + | * [[MelvanaInChains]] | ||
| + | * [[Regular Luigi]] | ||
| + | * [[ShreddaX]] | ||
| + | * [[Ken]] | ||
| + | * Da'ithi Simnas | ||
| + | * [[Scorpion]] | ||
| + | * [[User:Drunken Grepher|Grepher "The Duellist" Swordbearer]] | ||
| + | * [[Conker]] | ||
| + | * [[User:Feghoot|John Milford Barrick III]] | ||
| + | * [[Q]] | ||
| + | * [[YTwatchdog]] (refers to it as a "peen") | ||
| + | * [[Doctor Who]] (All 10 of them, except Paul McGann) | ||
| + | * [[Wiul]] (Though Galiteah Stelepa said to him, "The only thing smaller than your heart is your penis") | ||
| + | *[[Kenshiro]] | ||
| + | *[[Shin]] | ||
| + | *Raoh | ||
| + | *Jagi | ||
| + | *[[Ataru Moroboshi]] | ||
| + | *[[Tommy Turnbull]] | ||
| + | *[[SpongeBob (character)|SpongeBob]] | ||
| + | *[[mariomarioecw]] | ||
| + | *[[Haruhi]] (Although wearing a skirt, This person has both genitals of each gender) | ||
| + | *Every member of the Beatles | ||
| + | *[[Sora]] | ||
| + | *[[Jafar]] | ||
| + | *[[Uctions]] (HUH?!) | ||
| + | *[[Drew Pickles]] (the complete opposite of Buga) | ||
| + | *All [[Team Fortress 2]] characters ([[Pyro]] is still debated thoug) | ||
| + | *[[Scrander]] | ||
| + | *[[Gaming God]] | ||
| + | *[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J]] (Proudly announces that to the entire world) {Is also the hugest one ever seen} | ||
| + | *[[RetardedAnimeParodyX]] | ||
| + | *[[Manny Rivera]] | ||
| + | *NOT [[CalTrans]] | ||
