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''For more about Octorok AIDS see [[Octorok Crap and Hyrule AIDS]].''
'''Octorok''' is a wild species found in [[Hyrule]] which often fight [[Link]], but has become more valuable since [[Link]] was feeling like experimenting in the kitchen one day.
 
  
Octorok is considered a fine specialty in Hyrule and many other places and is usually cooked for [[Dinner]]. They are often prepared by using powerful metal shields to reflect their rocks back at them.
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'''Octorok''' is a wild species found in [[Hyrule]] which often fight [[Link]]. Recently, many Octoroks have been infected with Octorok [[AIDS]] which can be spread when someone eats Octorok shit.
  
[[image:Octorok.jpg‎|thumb|An Octorok]]  
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Octorok is considered a fine specialty in Hyrule and many other places and is usually cooked for [[Dinner]].
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== Rumor #1: Octorok AIDS ==
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It was rumored that when you eat an [[Octorok]] without removing its shit disposal, you get Octorok [[AIDS]].
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=== Rumor #1: Proven True ===
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In Wands of [[Gamelon]], when [[Link]] eats an Octorok, he forgot to remove the shit disposal, trapping him in the AIDS Mirror. He is saved though, after Zelda defeats [[Ganon]], who was an AIDS source, Zelda finds out Lady Alma has the AIDS Mirror and breaks it, revealing Link.
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== Rumor #2: AIDS Mirror ==
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It was rumored that [[Zelda]] made the AIDS mirror when she bumped into [[Rape Spider]] one day. This has not been confirmed though.
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[[Image:End animation21.jpg|thumb|The AIDS mirror.]]
  
[[Image:toomanyoctoroks.gif|thumb|In Hotel Mario, Toasters are sometimes replaced with Octoroks]]
 
  
 
==Famous Octorok Eaters==
 
==Famous Octorok Eaters==
*[[Froggo]] (Holds the record for eating the most.)
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*[[Froggo]] (holds the record for eating the most)
 
*[[Ganon]]
 
*[[Ganon]]
 
*[[Ganon Jr.]]
 
*[[Ganon Jr.]]
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*Judge Marilyn Milian
 
*Judge Marilyn Milian
 
*[[The King of Hyrule]]
 
*[[The King of Hyrule]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
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*[[Link]]
*[[Link]](Only when he is REALLY hungry)
 
 
*[[Mama Luigi]]
 
*[[Mama Luigi]]
*[[3 Eyed Blue Luigi]]
 
*[[Marilyn Manson]]
 
 
*[[Ms. Filkins]]
 
*[[Ms. Filkins]]
 
*[[Zelda]]
 
*[[Zelda]]
 
*[[Digdug25]]
 
*[[Digdug25]]
 
*[[You]]
 
*[[You]]
*[[Tommy Turnbull]] (He does lots of things behind our backs.)
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*[[Tommy Turnbull]] (he does lots of things behind our backs)
*[[Chowder (character)|Chowder]] (Is close to beating [[Froggo]].)
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*[[Chowder (character)|Chowder]]
*[[Yoshi]] (Is also competing with [[Chowder (character)|Chowder.]])
 
*[[Kirby]] (Is yet another guy competing with [[Yoshi]].)
 
*[[Kimihiro]]
 
*[[Edd]]
 
*Q-Bert(cannibalism, since Q-Bert IS an Octorok)
 
*[[Ozzy Osbourne]] (He only bites their heads off, though.)
 
[[Category:Food]]
 
[[Category:Animals]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Legend of Zelda]]
 
[[Category:Nintendo Characters]]
 

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