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| − | [[Image: 150px-Nintendo.svg.png|thumb|*Coin sound*]] | + | Nintendo is the greatest video gaming company of all time, particularly if you are [[Japanese]], [[America]]n, [[Korea]]n (unless reminded that Nintendo is Japanese), [[China|Chinese]] (to the point of [[Illegal|piracy]], in fact), or [[Taiwan]]ese. Some random [[:Category:Europeans|Europeans]] disagree, but nobody cares. [[Image: 150px-Nintendo.svg.png|thumb|*Coin sound*]] |
[[File:Nincard.jpg|thumb|right|Did you know that Nintendo once made (and today still makes) playing cards, both [[Japan|Hanafuda]] and [[English]] style?]] | [[File:Nincard.jpg|thumb|right|Did you know that Nintendo once made (and today still makes) playing cards, both [[Japan|Hanafuda]] and [[English]] style?]] | ||
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Also, they've been around for over 100 years, although in their older days, they used to make Hanafuda cards, and eventually [[English]]-style 52-card decks, both of which are still produced in Japan. | Also, they've been around for over 100 years, although in their older days, they used to make Hanafuda cards, and eventually [[English]]-style 52-card decks, both of which are still produced in Japan. | ||
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Nintendo despite having loved franchises such as Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Pokémon and others is also a company very known for their shady practices. One is that in the mid [['80s]], they forced most of the leading publishers and developers (such as [[Capcom]], [[Metal Gear Solid|Konami]], Technos, Atari/Tengen, and even [[Tekken|Namco]].) to sign a vicious contract that won't allow them to develop on any other console. | Nintendo despite having loved franchises such as Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Pokémon and others is also a company very known for their shady practices. One is that in the mid [['80s]], they forced most of the leading publishers and developers (such as [[Capcom]], [[Metal Gear Solid|Konami]], Technos, Atari/Tengen, and even [[Tekken|Namco]].) to sign a vicious contract that won't allow them to develop on any other console. | ||
| − | Then again they did make [[Super Mario Bros. 3]] and Punch-Out!!, so yeah... | + | Then again they did make [[Super Mario Bros. 3]] and Punch-Out!!, so yeah.... |
| − | Oh, I almost forgot to mention that Nintendo | + | Oh, I almost forgot to mention that Nintendo is the majority owner of the [[Baseball|Seattle Mariners]]. Yeah, ''that'' Seattle Mariners team that used to have Ken Griffey Jr., and now currently has Ichiro Suzuki. |
==Games & Series Made/Published By Nintendo== | ==Games & Series Made/Published By Nintendo== | ||
| − | * | + | *Super Mario Bros. |
| − | * | + | *The Legend of Zelda |
*Metroid | *Metroid | ||
**Metroid Prime Trilogy | **Metroid Prime Trilogy | ||
*[[Kirby]] | *[[Kirby]] | ||
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*[[Pokémon]] | *[[Pokémon]] | ||
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*[[Elite Beat Agents]]/Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan! | *[[Elite Beat Agents]]/Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan! | ||
*Rhythm Heaven | *Rhythm Heaven | ||
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*Fire Emblem | *Fire Emblem | ||
*Earthbound/Mother | *Earthbound/Mother | ||
*Nintendogs | *Nintendogs | ||
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*Brain Age | *Brain Age | ||
| − | + | *[[Wii]] Sports/Sports Resort/Music/Fit/Fit Plus/Play/Chess/Party | |
| − | *[[Wii]] Sports/Sports Resort/ | + | *Big Brain Academy |
*[[Punch-Out!!]] | *[[Punch-Out!!]] | ||
| − | + | *The Legendary Sta(r)fy (<s>A [[Japan]]ese only series.</s> A formerly [[Japan]]ese only series that finally found a way to [[cum|come]] to [[America|the U.S.A.]] and Europe with their recent game for the Nintendo DS.) | |
| − | *The Legendary Sta(r)fy (<s>A [[Japan]]ese only series.</s> A formerly [[Japan]]ese only series that finally found a way to [[cum|come]] to [[America|the U.S.A.]] and Europe with their recent game for the Nintendo DS | ||
*[[Donkey Kong]] (Despite owning the character, most DK games are developed by different companies, such as Paon, Rareware, or even Retro Studios.) | *[[Donkey Kong]] (Despite owning the character, most DK games are developed by different companies, such as Paon, Rareware, or even Retro Studios.) | ||
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*[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros.]] | *[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros.]] | ||
*[[Professor Layton]] | *[[Professor Layton]] | ||
*[[Captain Falcon|F-Zero]] | *[[Captain Falcon|F-Zero]] | ||
*[[Star Fox]] | *[[Star Fox]] | ||
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*The Game & Watch Series | *The Game & Watch Series | ||
*Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak ([[Homestar|Seriously]], they actually made this.) | *Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak ([[Homestar|Seriously]], they actually made this.) | ||
*[[Mickey Mouse|Mickey]] & [[Donald Duck|Donald]] (They also did this too.) | *[[Mickey Mouse|Mickey]] & [[Donald Duck|Donald]] (They also did this too.) | ||
*Chibi-Robo | *Chibi-Robo | ||
| − | *Trace Memory | + | *Trace Memory |
*[[Animal Crossing]] | *[[Animal Crossing]] | ||
| + | *[[Wario]] [[Chad Warden|Ware]] (Series) | ||
| + | *[[Wario]] Land (Series) | ||
*Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem ([[Homestar|Seriously]], they actually published a [[Resident Evil 4|horror]] game once.) | *Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem ([[Homestar|Seriously]], they actually published a [[Resident Evil 4|horror]] game once.) | ||
*Geist (They also made a [[Halo|FPS]] that tried to be[[cum|come]] a "[[Halo]] Killer", but it failed miserably.) | *Geist (They also made a [[Halo|FPS]] that tried to be[[cum|come]] a "[[Halo]] Killer", but it failed miserably.) | ||
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*[[Dr. Mario]] | *[[Dr. Mario]] | ||
*[[Pit|Kid Icarus]] | *[[Pit|Kid Icarus]] | ||
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*Tetris | *Tetris | ||
*Sin & Punishment | *Sin & Punishment | ||
*Paper Mario | *Paper Mario | ||
| − | + | *Disaster: Day of Crisis | |
| − | *Disaster: Day of Crisis | ||
*Steel Diver | *Steel Diver | ||
| − | + | *The Last Story | |
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*[[Baseball|Ken Griffey Jr.'s Baseball Series]] (Seriously, they published ''[[4]]'' different baseball video games showing off the awesomeness of Ken Griffey Jr. [[Hell]], they probably would've made more games dedicated to him had he decided to stay with Seattle instead of trying to follow his dad's footsteps and play for the Cincinnati Reds.) | *[[Baseball|Ken Griffey Jr.'s Baseball Series]] (Seriously, they published ''[[4]]'' different baseball video games showing off the awesomeness of Ken Griffey Jr. [[Hell]], they probably would've made more games dedicated to him had he decided to stay with Seattle instead of trying to follow his dad's footsteps and play for the Cincinnati Reds.) | ||
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==Systems Released by Nintendo== | ==Systems Released by Nintendo== | ||
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*Colour TV Game Block Breaker (1979 {[[Japan]] only}) | *Colour TV Game Block Breaker (1979 {[[Japan]] only}) | ||
*Computer TV Game (19xx {[[Japan]] only}) | *Computer TV Game (19xx {[[Japan]] only}) | ||
| − | *The Game & Watch series of LCD games (1980- | + | *The Game & Watch series of LCD games (1980-1989) |
| − | * | + | *Family Computer/Nintendo Entertainment System/Hyundai Comboy (JP:1983/US:1985/Can:1986/Eur:1987/Korea:1989) |
**Famicom Disk System (1986 {[[Japan]] only}) | **Famicom Disk System (1986 {[[Japan]] only}) | ||
| − | * | + | *Game Boy (1989/1990) |
*Super Famicom/Super NES/Super Comboy (1990/1991/1992) | *Super Famicom/Super NES/Super Comboy (1990/1991/1992) | ||
| − | * | + | *Game Boy Pocket (1996) |
| − | + | *Nintendo 64 (1996) | |
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*Game Boy Light (1998 {[[Japan]] only}) | *Game Boy Light (1998 {[[Japan]] only}) | ||
| − | *Game Boy | + | *Game Boy Colour (1998) |
*Game Boy Advance (2000) | *Game Boy Advance (2000) | ||
*Nintendo Gamecube (2001) | *Nintendo Gamecube (2001) | ||
*Game Boy Advance SP (2003) | *Game Boy Advance SP (2003) | ||
| − | *Nintendo DS ( | + | *Nintendo DS (2004) |
*Nintendo DS Lite (2006) | *Nintendo DS Lite (2006) | ||
*Nintendo [[Wii]] (2006) | *Nintendo [[Wii]] (2006) | ||
*Nintendo DSi (2008/2009) | *Nintendo DSi (2008/2009) | ||
*Nintendo DSi LL/Nintendo DSi XL (2009/2010) | *Nintendo DSi LL/Nintendo DSi XL (2009/2010) | ||
| − | *Nintendo 3DS (2011 | + | *Nintendo 3DS (2011) [No, really.] |
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[[Category:Game Companies]] | [[Category:Game Companies]] | ||
[[Category:Internet Memes]] | [[Category:Internet Memes]] | ||
[[Category:YTMND Memes]] | [[Category:YTMND Memes]] | ||
[[Category:Angry Video Game Nerd]] | [[Category:Angry Video Game Nerd]] | ||
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