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| + | Naruto, also known as Narto, Nartuo, Naurto, Nuarto, Noratu, Narato, Naturot, Narutarted, Nosferatu, [[Anti-Uctions]], NOT [[SchiavoneTheRichard]] (because he's just too awesome to be Naruto), Nuto (lol, sexual joke), Porno, Michael Jackson and [[Spaghetti]] is a fake [[ninja]] and aspiring [[Jap|Hokage]] who always likes to say "[[Believe it]]" whenever he thinks is necessary, which is most of the time apparently. He is one of few who can believe it's not butter. He is also hiding from [[Hinata]] after she got pregent. So far, Naruto is hiding in [[Coney Island Disco Palace|an island very far away from home]]. | ||
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Nar.PNG|thumb|right|Naruto's TRUE final words.]] |
| + | [[Image:Timeparadox.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto in the past, attempting to rape his older self]] | ||
| + | ==Facts== | ||
| + | Naruto actually never says "[[Believe it]]" as a catchphrase in the Japanese version of Naruto. In japanese he says "Dattebayo" which could have to possible meanings: | ||
| + | *termination in a japanese sentence mostly used by girls | ||
| + | *[[The Zeeky words]] in Japanese | ||
| + | *He's next on [[TyrannosaurusReich|T-Reich]]'s hitlist. | ||
| + | *I'm Jesus (ololo, [[no]]) | ||
| + | [[Image:Ramenisbad.JPG|thumb|right|Naruto taking a dump this is also the scariest thing on the planet]] | ||
| + | [[Image:GayLui-Naruto.jpg|thumb|right|ahh.. young love.]] | ||
| + | *HES 12 YEARS OLD YET GIRLS WANT TOO FUCK HIM BELIEVE IT ([[Hinata]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Sakura]]) | ||
| + | *ALSO HES A FAG | ||
| + | *MOVED TO SAN-FRANSICO | ||
| + | *CAUGHT A [[AIDS|BIG DISEASE]] | ||
| + | *Jiraiya is deluded into thinking Naruto is an arse he can fuck. | ||
| + | *The reason [[Suckura]] Hates him is because he ate all the [[Glados|cake]] and [[Cum|Cummed]] on her at her party. | ||
| + | *He bet his dignity in a game of Dance Dance Revolution with [[Daniel J D'Arby]] and lost when D'Arby rigged the game to play on VERY HARD mode, meaning Naruto had to walk around in his sexy Jutsu form naked to the delight of many. | ||
| + | *[[Intenseowl]] tried to kill naruto for beating him in naruto clash of ninja,but naruto got away with only his arm chopped of by [[Intenseowl]]'s machette of death | ||
| + | *Will Rasengan [[You]] in the face! | ||
| + | *[[Akuma]] reckons Naruto's Sexy Jutsu doesn't make a bit of difference | ||
| + | *As talked about in [[Hasta Manunca]], he got slayed by [[Zira]] who wants him. | ||
| + | *Won the "Most Annoying Anime Character" awards since 1999. | ||
| + | *about every 12 seconds someone has a wet dream about the female characters on naruto | ||
| + | *[[AfricanSanddog667]] does NOT fap to naruto pr0n. | ||
| + | *[[Uctions]] [[No|however does.]] | ||
| − | + | == Quotes == | |
| − | + | *Believe it. | |
| + | *Thats my [[Spaghetti|ninja]] way. | ||
| + | *Sexy Jutsu!!!! | ||
| + | *Pervy Sage!!! | ||
| + | *Rasengan!!!!! | ||
| − | == | + | == Likes == |
| − | |||
| − | + | *Ramen | |
| + | *Sasuke | ||
| + | *2girls1cup | ||
| + | *The BME Pain Olympics | ||
| + | *Mr Hands | ||
| + | == Trivia == | ||
| + | *In the Polish version of Naruto, he doesn't say "Beleive it!" he says the Polish word for | ||
| + | "Got it?". This is slightly less annoying. Plus, it sounds a bit more badass. | ||
| + | *gets raped a lot by [[Bowser|a perverted homosexual pedophile]] | ||
| + | == Boyfriends == | ||
| + | *[[Ronald Mcdonald]] | ||
| + | *[[Michael Jackson]] | ||
| + | *[[Robotnik|a random homeless guy off the street]] | ||
| + | *[[Sasuke|Not Sasuke]] | ||
| − | == | + | ==Porn Career== |
| − | + | Naruto stars in "sexy and bad ninja boys weekly" | |
| − | + | usually it features him and susuke making out in sewage in the sewers. | |
| − | + | == Episode List == | |
| − | + | *1.NARUTO JOINS THE NINJA RAPIST SPQUAD | |
| − | + | *2.AH OH HOMO HOBOS ATTACK THE GAY FORCE OF NARUTO | |
| − | == | + | *3.NARUTOS REVENGE ON SAKURA FOR ABUSING HIM NON STOP FOR THE LAST TWO EPISODES |
| − | + | *4.KAKASHIS EVIL SECRET | |
| − | + | *5.NARUTO BREAKS UP WITH CHAD WARDEN OH THE HORROR | |
| − | * | + | *6.NARUOTS POOP AND CUM BRITHDAY BLAST |
| − | * | + | *7.NARUTO AND HIP HOP GAYSTERS |
| − | * | + | *8.NARUTO HOMO NINJA SLUMBER PARTY |
| − | * | + | *9.NARUTO JACKS OFF TO 2GIRLS1CUP |
| − | * | + | *10.ROCK LEE GETS DRUNK AND THINKS HIS MOM IS [[suckura|SAKURA]] SO HE FUCKS HER UP HER ASS AND NARUTO IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT THIS |
| − | * | + | *11.NARUTO'S TRIP TO NEVERLAND WITH MICHAEL JACKSON |
| − | * | + | *12.NARUTO'S VOICE FINALLY BREAKS |
| − | * | + | *13.FIRST (AND ONLY) EPISODE THAT DOES NOT HAVE SAKURA ABUSING NARUTO OVER 9000 TIMES A EPISODE |
| − | * | + | *14.NARUTO AND THE MAGICAL WORLD OF AL GORE PORN |
| − | * | + | *15.NARUTO 1 HOUR OF FAILURE! (WITH GUEST STAR RON JERAMEY) |
| − | + | *16.NARUTO'S SMASH AND CRASH RAPEIN CLASS | |
| − | + | *17.NARUTO AND THE POOP THAT NEVER COMES OUT | |
| − | + | *18.NARUTO AND THE WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY NARUTO EPISODE NAME TAKE FOREVER TO READ I MEAN SERIOUSLY THE EPISODE NAMES ARE MORE LIKE THE DESCRIPTION RATHER THAN THE EPISODE TITLE! | |
| − | * | + | *19.NARUTO THE BAD MOTHER. SHUT YOUR MOUTH. BUT I'M ONLY TALKING ABOUT NARUTO. THEN I CAN DIG IT. |
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