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|occupation=Shopkeep, Small Business Owner, Restaurant Manager | |occupation=Shopkeep, Small Business Owner, Restaurant Manager | ||
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His main products include lamp oil, rope, and bombs, among other "[[sex|things]]". He also acts like a jerk to people who aren't rich enough to buy things. All payments for his wares must be made up front, since he can't give credit. | His main products include lamp oil, rope, and bombs, among other "[[sex|things]]". He also acts like a jerk to people who aren't rich enough to buy things. All payments for his wares must be made up front, since he can't give credit. | ||
| − | He has a secret food stash in his shop. He doesn't sell the food so he can eat it himself, hence his large size | + | He has a secret food stash in his shop. He doesn't sell the food so he can eat it himself, hence his large size. He was also the lead singer of ''The Cure'' for two months, although there is no record of this. |
Cultural Heritage: Germany | Cultural Heritage: Germany | ||
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===Morshu in ''Sonic Unleashed''?=== | ===Morshu in ''Sonic Unleashed''?=== | ||
| − | An Ice Cream salesman, in Sonic Unleashed, looks a lot like Morshu. Many people spectulated that the Ice Cream seller IS Morshu, but with a little different job and different products. | + | An Ice Cream salesman, in the newly-released Sonic Unleashed, looks a lot like Morshu. Many people spectulated that the Ice Cream seller IS Morshu, but with a little different job and different products. |
===Usage=== | ===Usage=== | ||
Despite having only two lines of dialogue throughout the entirety of [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Morshu has always been a staple in the world of YouTube Poop. He is particularly recognized for the "Mmmmm..." sound that he makes while in deep thought, but words like "rope" and "[[bombs]]" have also become synonymous with the tubby shopkeeper. He is very prevalent in a few [[YTPMV]]s. | Despite having only two lines of dialogue throughout the entirety of [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Morshu has always been a staple in the world of YouTube Poop. He is particularly recognized for the "Mmmmm..." sound that he makes while in deep thought, but words like "rope" and "[[bombs]]" have also become synonymous with the tubby shopkeeper. He is very prevalent in a few [[YTPMV]]s. | ||
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==Notable Poops== | ==Notable Poops== | ||
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SquKH5w1uc All About the Shopkeep]'' by JacksonJunior101, was one of the first major Morshu poops. | * ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SquKH5w1uc All About the Shopkeep]'' by JacksonJunior101, was one of the first major Morshu poops. | ||
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKKiMRr2IQE Morshu Breaks Out in Song]'', by FromTheGang, is one of the more notable Morshu YTPMVs, and one of the earlier ones. | * ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKKiMRr2IQE Morshu Breaks Out in Song]'', by FromTheGang, is one of the more notable Morshu YTPMVs, and one of the earlier ones. | ||
| − | * ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp4ljo8ejao The Morshu Show] by [[themorshushow]], is a popular series featuring the wacky adventures of this fat, fat man. | + | * ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp4ljo8ejao The Morshu Show]''The Morshu Show, by [[themorshushow]], is a popular series featuring the wacky adventures of this fat, fat man. |
==Also Known As== | ==Also Known As== | ||
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Morshu-MMM-1.jpg|frame|Morshu in a deleted scene.]] |
* The Shopkeep | * The Shopkeep | ||
* The Shopkeeper | * The Shopkeeper | ||
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* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | * MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
* [[James Bond]] (This name comes from his alter-ego.) | * [[James Bond]] (This name comes from his alter-ego.) | ||
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{{VidCaption|BEj9QOEXV8s|Morshu being a dick as usual.}} | {{VidCaption|BEj9QOEXV8s|Morshu being a dick as usual.}} | ||
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* Sometimes, he wants you to give up for [[no]] apparent reason. | * Sometimes, he wants you to give up for [[no]] apparent reason. | ||
* He also thinks that the new [[Xbox 360|Xbox]] sucks. | * He also thinks that the new [[Xbox 360|Xbox]] sucks. | ||
| − | * His | + | * His favorite song is "MMM MMM MMM MMM" by The Crash Test Dummies. |
* He has his own show and his own movie. | * He has his own show and his own movie. | ||
**[[The Irate Gamer]], [[Sonicdude3]], and Hellsing920 all made regular appearances on his show. | **[[The Irate Gamer]], [[Sonicdude3]], and Hellsing920 all made regular appearances on his show. | ||
* According to [[Gwonam]], he is a "Fatass cock knocker". | * According to [[Gwonam]], he is a "Fatass cock knocker". | ||
*He is not allowed to be on airplanes. This is becuase he was once suspected of selling [[bombs]] to Muslim extremeists. | *He is not allowed to be on airplanes. This is becuase he was once suspected of selling [[bombs]] to Muslim extremeists. | ||
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*Despite dying from weight problems, he still hasn't gone on a fucking diet. | *Despite dying from weight problems, he still hasn't gone on a fucking diet. | ||
*His second favourite song is "I wanna MMM MMM" by The lawyer. | *His second favourite song is "I wanna MMM MMM" by The lawyer. | ||
*He enjoys eating lard, raw fat, and sips [[Lamp oil]] every day. | *He enjoys eating lard, raw fat, and sips [[Lamp oil]] every day. | ||
| − | *He loathes [[Link]], as he never buys a [[fucking]] thing from his store and begs for credit- which Morshu shall never give | + | *He loathes [[Link]], as he never buys a [[fucking]] thing from his store and begs for credit- which Morshu shall never give. |
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{{Vid|nCmFRRpV9AU}} | {{Vid|nCmFRRpV9AU}} | ||
[[Image:Goronu6.jpg|thumb|right|As long as you have enough rubies.]] | [[Image:Goronu6.jpg|thumb|right|As long as you have enough rubies.]] | ||
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{{poopquote|Morshu|"I want your credit card!"}} | {{poopquote|Morshu|"I want your credit card!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Morshu|"[[Link]]'s mom has little boobies."}} | {{poopquote|Morshu|"[[Link]]'s mom has little boobies."}} | ||
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Morshu}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Morshu}} | ||
[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
