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| − | |dob={{Birth|1941}}
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| − | |occupation=Shopkeep, Small Business Owner, Restaurant Manager
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| − | |nationality=German
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| | [[Image:Morshu.jpg|thumb|270px.|right|You want it?]] | | [[Image:Morshu.jpg|thumb|270px.|right|You want it?]] |
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| − | The man who is found in ''[[Link: Faces of Evil]]''. A local merchant, his real name is Morshu Hundenbilg, but prefers to be called "Malfunctioning Bubba", in rememberence of his college years. Also mistaken for Tim Wonnacott. | + | The man who is found in one of the Legend of Zelda CD-i games. His real name is Morshu Hundenbilg, but prefers to be called "Malfunctioning Bubba", in rememberence to is college years. Also mistaken for Tim Wonnacott. |
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| − | His main products include lamp oil, rope, and bombs, among other "[[sex|things]]". He also acts like a jerk to people who aren't rich enough to buy things. All payments for his wares must be made up front, since he can't give credit.
| + | He is known for selling lamp oil, rope, and bombs, among other "[[sex|things]]". He also acts like a jerk to people who aren't rich enough to buy things. All payments for his wares must be made up front, since he can't give credit. |
| − | | + | He has a secret food stash in his shop. He doesn't sell the food so he can eat it himself. hence his large size. He was also the lead singer of ''The Cure'' for two months, although there is no record of this. He also is addicted to [[Boobs|boobies]]. |
| − | He has a secret food stash in his shop. He doesn't sell the food so he can eat it himself, hence his large size. Another reason for his weight is because he has an unhealthy habit of eating [[bombs]]. He was also the lead singer of ''The Cure'' for two months, although there is no record of this. | |
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| | Cultural Heritage: Germany | | Cultural Heritage: Germany |
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| | ==History== | | ==History== |
| − | [[Image:MorshuCOD.PNG|frame|right|Morshu as he appears on the cover art of <u>A Confederacy of Dunces</u>.]]
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| − | Morshu's parents, Franz and Eidelwiess Hundinbilg, immigrated to [[Koridai]] in 1936. Three years later, Edielwiess Hundinberg gave birth to Morshu's older brother, Shastock. Shastock, however, had complications with the Spanish flu, and died due to an overdose of penicillin at 19 years of age.
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| − | In an attempt to start a family again(Franz and Eidelwiess were only 12 when they were married, as per Gamelon custom), they then gave birth to Morshu. Morshu, early in his life, showed a great capacity for wild hand gesticulations and dramatic close-ups. Seeing the potential, his parents put Morshu in an apprenticeship with the then-leading merchant of Koridai, [[Goronu]].
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| − | Morshu, however, soon grew so skilled in the art of shopkeeping, that he overcame Goronu, who grew exceedingly jealous of Morshu's skills. Goronu soon approached [[Ganon]], whom he traded his soul to for the ultimate in shop-keeping powers. Using his newfound strength, Goronu attacked Morshu's shop in an attempt to rid himself of the troublesome pupil. However, on the way, Goronu got jock itch, and had to leave in order to deal with the tremendous pain. Morshu, seeing his oppurtunity, opened up a chain of stores in Goronu's absence, becoming the third wealthiest man in Koridai (behind [[Harlequin]] and [[Gwonam]]). In 1967, he opened [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], which became a very successful restaurant, catering to the then college seniors, The King, and Duke Onkled. The place was well known for it's well cooked meals and Morshu's great singing. It closed in 1985, when the techno craze started, because Morshu was afraid to use anything that was a computer. He sold the restaurant to some guy named Rick for 200,000 ruppees and 50 cans of lamp oil. | + | Morshu's parents, Franz and Eidelwiess Hundinbilg, immigrated to [[Koridai]] in 1936. Three years later, Edielwiess hundinberg gave birth to Morshu's older brother, Shastock. Shastock, however, had complications with the Spanish flu, and died due to an overdose of penicillin at 30 years old. |
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| − | With his newfound wealth, Morshu lead a consistantly opulent lifestyle, feasting regularly on Arpagos eggs and pure fat. He also gained even more income by regularly supplying the one thing [[The King]] always strived for: Child pornography.
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| − | Unfortunately for Morshu, the KBG, upon finding Morshu directly linked to the child pornography ring in Koridai, descended upon Morshu and managed to foreclose most of his chain stores. To compund to his problems, Goronu recovered from jock itch, and was "itching" for revenge. Morshu, faced with so many problems, had to declare bankruptcy and foreclose on all of his properties.
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| − | By the time [[Link]] reaches Koridai, Morshu is a shadow of his former self. Only controlling the market on Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs, et all, he is in a dire state, so much that he is no longer able to give credit, due to Goronu's strong-men continually harassing him. He says that Link must pay full-price for all goods, but he really is willing to take anything, any contribution Link offers.
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| − | Upon the defeat of Goronu by Link, Morshu is able to open a parlor on the side to earn a little bit of extra income. It turns to be a great success, though only after making the parlor an underground meeting-place for Gwonam's drug cartels. .
| + | Trying to start a family again (Franz and Eidelwiess were only 12 when they were married, as per Gamelon custom), they then gave birth to Morshu. Morshu, early in his life, showed a great capacity for wild hand gesticulations and dramatic close-ups. Seeing the potential, his parents put Morshu in an apprenticeship with the then-leading merchant of Koridai, [[Goronu]]. |
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| − | Morshu finally passed away in 1997 due to heart problems contracted from cholosterol problems. He is survived by 16 children out of wedlock. He also has a distant cousin named I. Fleecem. The two were good friends back in the 1950's. Morshu worked as Fleecem's apprentice and learned all about how to run a good buisness before becoming Goronu's apprentice. Fleecem however made the mistake of offering people credit instead of full payments. In 1947, he sold the King lamp oil, rope, dinner, and a ship on credit. 61 years later, the King still refuses to pay. This event is partly why Morshu could never give credit, as he thought that the King would refuse to pay him as well. | + | Morshu, however, soon grew so great in shop-keeping prowess, that he overcame Goronu, who grew exceedingly jealous of Morshu's skills. Goronu soon came to [[Ganon]], whom he traded his soul to for the ultimate shop-keeping powers. Using his newfound strength, Goronu soon attacked Morshu's shop in an attempt to rid himself of the troublesome pupil. However, on the way, Goronu got jock itch, and had to leave in order to deal with the tremendous pain. Morshu, seeing his oppurtunity, opened up a chain of stores in Goronu's absence, becoming the third wealthiest man in Koridai (behind [[Harlequin]] and [[Gwonam]]). In 1967, he opened Morshu's Dinner Palace, which became a very successful restaurant, catering to the then college seniors, The King, and Duke Onkled. The place was well known for it's well cooked meals and Morshu's great singing. It closed in 1982, when the techno craze started, because Morshu was afraid to use anything that was a computer. He sold the restaurant to some guy named Rick for 200,000 ruppees and 50 cans of lamp oil. |
| | + | With his newfound wealth, Morshu continually lead an opulent lifestyle, feasting refularly on Arpagos eggs, which make great ommelettes, and pure fat. He also gained even more income by regularly supplying the one thing [[The King]] always strived for: Child pornography. |
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| − | Morshu was released from [[The Pit]] after some time, partially due to a lack of space in The Pit. He immediately returned to his store, and now has a job making music in addition to being a shopkeep. | + | Unfortunately for Morshu, the KBG, upon finding Morshu directly linked to the child pornography ring in Koridai, descended upon Morshu and was able to foreclose most of his chain stores. To compund to his problems, Goronu recovered from jock itch, and was "itching" for revenge. Morshu, faced with so many problems, had to declare bankruptcy and foreclose on all of his properties. |
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| | + | By the time [[Link]] reaches Koridai, Morshu is a shadow of his former self. Only controlling the market on Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs, et all, he is in a dire state, so much that he is no longer able to give credit, due to Goronu's strong-men continually harassing him. He says that Link must pay full-price for all goods, but he really is willing to take anything, any contribution Link offers. |
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| | + | Upon the defeat of Goronu by Link, Morshu is able to open a parlor on the side to earn a little bit of extra income. It turns to be a great success, though only after making the parlor an underground meeting-place for Gwonam's drug cartels. Morshu cries himself to sleep every night. |
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| − | Morshu once unsuccessfully did a cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkcfgMUlyGg], "About you Now"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACCsSpEbuAc], and "Headphones On"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxoBGtF2UCo]. | + | Morshu finally passed away in 1997 due to heart problems contracted from cholosterol problems. He is survived by 16 children out of wedlock. He also has a distant cousin named I. Fleecem. The two were good friends back in the 1950's. Morshu worked as Fleecems apprentice and learned all about how to run a good buisness. Fleecem however made the mistake of offering people credit instead of full payments. In 1947, he sold the King lamp oil, rope, dinner, and a ship on credit. 61 years later, the King still refuses to pay. This event is partly why Morshu could never give credit, as he thought that the King would refuse to pay him as well. |
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| | + | In 2006, he was brought back to life by [[Mama Luigi]], who used [[Spaghetti]] to bring him back. Don't ask me how it made alive again. Mama Luigi wanted a bagel from his store. He responded with "There in aisle 7, near the ropes". |
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| | + | In 2009, he asked [[Dr. Rabbit]] if he could sell Colgate toothpaste at his store. Dr. Rabbit replied "NO." |
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| | + | ==Also Known as== |
| | + | * Shopkeep |
| | + | * Shopkeeper |
| | + | * [[Goronu]], due to a mistake |
| | + | * Fat Man |
| | + | * [[you|Dumbass]] |
| | + | *IAMSHOPKEEPER |
| | + | * The MMMMM Guy |
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| − | ===Morshu in ''Sonic Unleashed''?===
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| − | An Ice Cream salesman, in Sonic Unleashed, looks a lot like Morshu. Many people spectulated that the Ice Cream seller IS Morshu, but with a little different job and different products.
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| − | ===Usage===
| + | [[Image:BOMBS!.gif|right|thumb|250px|BOMBS!? You want it?]] |
| | + | [[image:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.jpeg|right|Crash BOMBS you want it?]] |
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| − | Despite having only two lines of dialogue throughout the entirety of [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Morshu has always been a staple in the world of YouTube Poop. He is particularly recognized for the "Mmmmm..." sound that he makes while in deep thought, but words like "rope" and "[[bombs]]" have also become synonymous with the tubby shopkeeper. He is very prevalent in a few [[YTPMV]]s.
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| − | {{VidCaption|EHLSX_O9KqY|Morshu already made something that nobody else did, yet.}}
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| − | ==Notable Poops==
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| − | * ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SquKH5w1uc All About the Shopkeep]'' by JacksonJunior101, was one of the first major Morshu poops.
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| − | * ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKKiMRr2IQE Morshu Breaks Out in Song]'', by FromTheGang, is one of the more notable Morshu YTPMVs, and one of the earlier ones.
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| − | * ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp4ljo8ejao The Morshu Show] by [[themorshushow]], is a popular series featuring the wacky adventures of this fat, fat man.
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| − | ==Also Known As==
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| − | [[Image:DeviantPOOP Morshu s an Ass by DrSVH.png|thumb|Morshu in a deleted scene.]]
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| − | * The Shopkeep
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| − | * The Shopkeeper
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| − | * [[Goronu]], due to a mistake by [[Gwonam]] or the viewer.
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| − | * Malfunctioning Bubba
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| − | * Fat Guy
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| − | * MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| − | * [[James Bond]] (This name comes from his alter-ego.)
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| − | {{VidCaption|BEj9QOEXV8s|Morshu being a dick as usual.}}
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| | ==See Also== | | ==See Also== |
| − | * [[Link: Faces of Evil]] | + | * [[Link:The Faces of Evil]] |
| | * [[Goronu]] | | * [[Goronu]] |
| | * [[Ushrom]], the shopkeeper of [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]] | | * [[Ushrom]], the shopkeeper of [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]] |
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| − | ==Trivia==
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| − | * Sometimes, he wants you to give up for [[no]] apparent reason.
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| − | * He also thinks that the new [[Xbox 360|Xbox]] sucks.
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| − | * His favourite song is "MMM MMM MMM MMM" by The Crash Test Dummies.
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| − | * He has his own show and his own movie.
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| − | **[[The Irate Gamer]], [[Sonicdude3]], and Hellsing920 all made regular appearances on his show.
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| − | * According to [[Gwonam]], he is a "Fatass cock knocker".
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| − | *He is not allowed to be on airplanes. This is becuase he was once suspected of selling [[bombs]] to Muslim extremeists.
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| − | **However, this doesn't bother Morshu much since he has his own [[bomb]]er plane.
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| − | *Despite dying from weight problems, he still hasn't gone on a fucking diet.
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| − | *His second favourite song is "I wanna MMM MMM" by The lawyer.
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| − | *He enjoys eating lard, raw fat, and sips [[Lamp oil]] every day.
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| − | *He loathes [[Link]], as he never buys a [[fucking]] thing from his store and begs for credit- which Morshu shall never give.
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| − | *Was in the [[war|US Marine Corps]], and was asked by his [[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman|drill sergeant]] if he sucked [[dick|dicks]]. He replied "as long as you have [[enough]] rubies". Needless to say, GySgt. Hartman beat the ever-living [[shit]] out of him while belittling him massively.
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| − | [[Image:Goronu6.jpg|thumb|right|As long as you have enough rubies.]]
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| − | [[Image:Goronu5.jpg|thumb|right|Sorry [[Link]], I can't give credit.]]
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| − | ==Quotes==
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| − | {{poopquote|Morshu|'''''BOMBS!!!'''''}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Morshu|"[[You]] want it?!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Morshu|"Lamp oil, rope, '''''[[Bombs|BOMBS]]:''''' [[you]] want it?! It's [[you]]rs, my friend, as long as [[you]] have [[enough]] [[boobs|rubies.]]"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Morshu|"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Morshu|"Sorry [[Link]], [[I]] ''can't give'' credit! [[Cum|Come]] back when [[you]]'re a little, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, RICHER!!!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Morshu|"[[You]] are my friend."}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Morshu|"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, [[Link]]!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Morshu|"I want your credit card!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Morshu|"[[Link]]'s mom has little boobies."}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Morshu|"Come back when you're a little, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...boobier!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Morshu|"[[You]] want my [[Cum|CuMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]]?"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Morshu|"Up yours, my friend!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Morshu|"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Turkey!"}}
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