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|image=Militron2.jpg
 
|image=Militron2.jpg
 
|caption=Militron in his armor.
 
|caption=Militron in his armor.
|shows=Link: The Faces of Evil
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|shows=The Legend of Zelda
 
|sex=Male
 
|sex=Male
 
|age=34 with the armor, 83 without it
 
|age=34 with the armor, 83 without it
 
|occupation=Knight
 
|occupation=Knight
|nationality=Norwegian
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|nationality=Finnish
 
}}
 
}}
 
[[Image:Militron.jpg|thumb|right|Link look. See, how Militron creates his warriors?]]
 
[[Image:Militron.jpg|thumb|right|Link look. See, how Militron creates his warriors?]]
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*[[Luigi]]
 
*[[Luigi]]
 
*[[Link]]
 
*[[Link]]
*[[Korea]]ns
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*Koreans
*Accidentally stepping on his own [[balls]]
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*Accidently stepping on his own balls
 
*Being compared to Ares
 
*Being compared to Ares
  
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{{poopquote|Militron|Worthless [[Koridai|Koridian]]! You must be hardened with fire!}}
 
{{poopquote|Militron|Worthless [[Koridai|Koridian]]! You must be hardened with fire!}}
 
{{poopquote|Militron|GO AND KILL!}}
 
{{poopquote|Militron|GO AND KILL!}}
{{poopquote|Militron|Feel the fire of [[war]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Militron|Feel the fire of war!}}
 
{{poopquote|Militron|Now, you must [[DIE]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Militron|Now, you must [[DIE]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Militron|OH MY GOODNESS, THIS IS AWFUL!}}
 
{{poopquote|Militron|OH MY GOODNESS, THIS IS AWFUL!}}
{{poopquote|Militron|Worthless [[Korea]]ns, you must [[die]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Militron|Worthless Koreans, you must die!}}
{{poopquote|Militron|Worthless Carribians, you must be AWFUL!}}
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{{poopquote|Militron|You must be whore!}}
{{poopquote|Militron|Now, you must LIVE.}}
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{{poopquote|Militron|Oh my penis is evil!}}
{{poopquote|Militron|OH MY PENIS IS AWFUL!}}
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[[Category:Militaristic People]]
 
 
[[Category:CD-i]]
 
[[Category:CD-i]]
[[Category:Elderly Characters]]
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 

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