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|image=Militron2.jpg | |image=Militron2.jpg | ||
|caption=Militron in his armor. | |caption=Militron in his armor. | ||
− | |shows= | + | |shows=The Legend of Zelda |
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
|age=34 with the armor, 83 without it | |age=34 with the armor, 83 without it | ||
− | |occupation= | + | |occupation=Giant robot? |
− | |nationality= | + | |nationality=Finnish |
}} | }} | ||
− | [[Image:Militron.jpg|thumb| | + | [[Image:Militron.jpg|thumb|left|Link look. See, how Militron creates his warriors?]] |
− | + | Metal Man, also referred to as Beer Bong Batman, kills with a Metal fist. He uses this fist to turn [[Koridian|Koridians]] into [[Armos]] as well. His true identity however, is some fat old guy, possibly [[Gwonam]]'s brother. This evidence is backed up only by the fact that only Gwonam can see him. He also thinks that all lesser beings are scum. His only one weakness, is Dr. Rabbit and his cum. Only Dr. Rabbit can defeat Militron. This, alas, is the real evidential proof to how Militron is one of Gwonam's brothers. | |
− | Metal Man, also referred to as Beer Bong Batman, kills with a Metal fist. He uses this fist to turn [[ | ||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*[[Luigi]] | *[[Luigi]] | ||
*[[Link]] | *[[Link]] | ||
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− | * | + | *Accidently stepping on his own balls |
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
− | + | *Worthless [[Koridian]]! You must be hardened with fire! | |
− | + | *GO AND KILL! | |
− | + | *Now, you must [[DIE]]! | |
− | + | *OH MY GOODNESS, THIS IS AWFUL! | |
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[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
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