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[[Image:Militron.jpg|thumb|Link look. See, how Militron creates his warriors?]]
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Metal Man, also referred to as Beer Bong Batman, kills with a Metal fist. His true identity however, is some fat guy, possibly Gwonam's brother. This evidence is backed up only by the fact that only Gwonam can see him. He also thinks that all lesser beings are scum. His only one weakness, is Dr. Rabbit and his cum. Only Dr. Rabbit can defeat Militron. This alos, is the real evidential proof to how Militron is one of Gwonam's brother
|image=Militron2.jpg
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|caption=Militron in his armor.
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|shows=Link: The Faces of Evil
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Link, see how Militron's balls sag to the floor? They're the greatest!
|sex=Male
 
|age=34 with the armor, 83 without it
 
|occupation=Knight
 
|nationality=Norwegian
 
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[[Image:Militron.jpg|thumb|right|Link look. See, how Militron creates his warriors?]]
 
[[Image:Militron3.jpg|thumb|right|It doesn't make sense that a frumpy old fat man could fit in a suit big enough to hold a human in its hand.]]
 
Metal Man, also referred to as Beer Bong Batman, kills with a Metal fist. He uses this fist to turn [[Koridai|Koridians]] into [[Armos]] as well. His true identity however, is some fat old guy, possibly [[Gwonam]]'s brother. This evidence is backed up only by the fact that only Gwonam can see him. He also thinks that all lesser beings are scum. His only one weakness, is Dr. Rabbit and his cum. Only Dr. Rabbit can defeat Militron. This, alas, is the real evidential proof to how Militron is one of Gwonam's brothers.
 
  
 
==Likes==
 
==Likes==
*Axel (got it memorized?)
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*fire
*Chad Warden's haircut
 
*[[Fire]]
 
*[[War]]
 
*[[DOOM]]
 
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
 
*[[Luigi]]
 
*[[Luigi]]
*[[Link]]
 
*[[Korea]]ns
 
*Accidentally stepping on his own [[balls]]
 
*Being compared to Ares
 
  
==Quotes==
 
{{poopquote|Militron|Worthless [[Koridai|Koridian]]! You must be hardened with fire!}}
 
{{poopquote|Militron|GO AND KILL!}}
 
{{poopquote|Militron|Feel the fire of [[war]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Militron|Now, you must [[DIE]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Militron|OH MY GOODNESS, THIS IS AWFUL!}}
 
{{poopquote|Militron|Worthless [[Korea]]ns, you must [[die]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Militron|Worthless Carribians, you must be AWFUL!}}
 
{{poopquote|Militron|Now, you must LIVE.}}
 
{{poopquote|Militron|OH MY PENIS IS AWFUL!}}
 
[[Category:Militaristic People]]
 
 
[[Category:CD-i]]
 
[[Category:CD-i]]
[[Category:Elderly Characters]]
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[[Category:Ganon and his Minions]]
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 

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