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− | + | McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Star<s>fucks</s>bucks. They have [[delicious]] Chicken Nuggets and burgers, and the resturant is notorious for making people [[fat]]. [[Robotnik]], [[Yoshi]], and [[Uncle Phil]] are some of the most common customers there; [[Froggo]] being the MOST common. [[King Koopa]] works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works [[over 9000]] hours a day. [[King Harkinian|Some crazy asshole]] burnt one down while [[Oogtar|Some guy nobody likes]] was eating there, killing [[Oogtar|it]] in the process. | |
− | McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Star<s>fucks</s>bucks | ||
+ | Recently, some [[Communists|Liberal]] [[Gay|Vegan]] [[Ass]] made a documentary called "[[Shit|Supersize Me]]", where he ate McDonalds daily for 30 days, and nearly [[die]]d. The problem with his douchy experient was that he is a [[pussy]] vegan, and he doesn't properly represent the average [[America]]n, who can handle the fat of McDonalds (the vegan douche's body isn't used to the fat, and cannot handle it well). Indeed, in the same documentary, there was a Big Mac enthusiast that only ate Big Macs, and wasn't even close to fat. | ||
+ | [[Image:McDonalds.jpg.gif|frame|right|The McDonalds sign.]] | ||
+ | [[Retard|PETA]] is also known for douchily protesting McDonalds. | ||
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==Common Customers== | ==Common Customers== | ||
*[[Wario]] | *[[Wario]] | ||
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*[[Robotnik]] | *[[Robotnik]] | ||
*[[Yoshi]] | *[[Yoshi]] | ||
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*[[Fat Mario]] | *[[Fat Mario]] | ||
*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] | *[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] | ||
*[[Billy Mays]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) | *[[Billy Mays]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) | ||
− | *[[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] ([[ | + | *[[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] ([[R.I.P.]]) |
*[[Uncle Phil]] | *[[Uncle Phil]] | ||
− | *[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]] (Mostly eats their double | + | *[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]] (Mostly eats their double cheeseburgers.) |
*[[Ronald McDonald]] (Duh!) | *[[Ronald McDonald]] (Duh!) | ||
+ | [[Image:MCDONALDSCURSE.png|frame|left|ITS HAPPENING AGAAAAAIN]] | ||
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