Editing McDonalds

McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Star<s>fucks</s>bucks. They have [[delicious]] Chicken Nuggets and burgers, and the resturant is notorious for making people [[fat]]. [[Robotnik]], [[Yoshi]], and [[Uncle Phil]] are some of the most common customers there; [[Froggo]] being the MOST common. [[King Koopa]] works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works [[over 9000]] hours a day. [[King Harkinian|Some crazy asshole]] burnt one down while [[Oogtar|Some guy nobody likes]] was eating there, killing [[Oogtar|it]] in the process.

Recently, some [[Communists|Liberal]] [[Gay|Vegan]] [[Ass]] made a documentary called "[[Shit|Supersize Me]]", where he ate McDonalds daily for 30 days, and nearly [[die]]d. The problem with his douchy experient was that he is a [[pussy]] vegan, and he doesn't properly represent the average [[America]]n, who can handle the fat of McDonalds (the vegan douche's body isn't used to the fat, and cannot handle it well). Indeed, in the same documentary, there was a Big Mac enthusiast that only ate Big Macs, and wasn't even close to fat.

[[Retard|PETA]] is also known for douchily protesting McDonalds.

==Common Customers==
*[[Wario]]
*[[Froggo]]
*[[Robotnik]]
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]]
*[[Billy Mays]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]])
*[[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] ([[R.I.P.]])
*[[Uncle Phil]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]] (Mostly eats their double cheeseburgers.)
*[[Ronald McDonald]] (Duh!)
[[Image:MCDONALDSCURSE.png|frame|left|ITS HAPPENING AGAAAAAIN]]

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+McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Star<s>fucks</s>bucks. They have [[delicious]] Chicken Nuggets and burgers, and the resturant is notorious for making people [[fat]]. [[Robotnik]], [[Yoshi]], and [[Uncle Phil]] are some of the most common customers there; [[Froggo]] being the MOST common. [[King Koopa]] works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works [[over 9000]] hours a day. [[King Harkinian|Some crazy asshole]] burnt one down while [[Oogtar|Some guy nobody likes]] was eating there, killing [[Oogtar|it]] in the process.
-McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Star<s>fucks</s>bucks, founded in 1953, by the McDonald brothers. They have [[delicious]] Chicken Nuggets and [[Cheeseburger|burgers]], and the resturant is notorious for making people [[fat]]. [[Robotnik]], [[Yoshi]], and [[Uncle Phil]] are some of the most common customers there; [[Froggo]] being the MOST common. [[King Koopa]] works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works [[over 9000]] hours a day. [[King Harkinian|Some crazy asshole]] burnt one down while [[Oogtar|Some guy nobody likes]] was eating there, killing [[Oogtar|it]] in the process.
+Recently, some [[Communists|Liberal]] [[Gay|Vegan]] [[Ass]] made a documentary called "[[Shit|Supersize Me]]", where he ate McDonalds daily for 30 days, and nearly [[die]]d. The problem with his douchy experient was that he is a [[pussy]] vegan, and he doesn't properly represent the average [[America]]n, who can handle the fat of McDonalds (the vegan douche's body isn't used to the fat, and cannot handle it well). Indeed, in the same documentary, there was a Big Mac enthusiast that only ate Big Macs, and wasn't even close to fat.
-They also make shitty [[Transformers]]. Case in point: [http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/b/b1/Jtftmop2.jpg Optimus Prime].
+[[Retard|PETA]] is also known for douchily protesting McDonalds.
-McDonalds is one of numerous sponsors of the [[Olympics]], among which include [[Coca-Cola]] and the National Broadcasting Company (NBC).
-[[Image:MCDONALDSCURSE.png|thumb|right|500px|ITS HAPPENING AGAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!]]
 ==Common Customers==
 *[[Wario]]
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 *[[Robotnik]]
 *[[Yoshi]]
-*[[King Harkinian]]
-*[[The Food Loving King]]
 *[[Fat Mario]]
 *[[Heavy Weapons Guy]]
 *[[Billy Mays]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]])
-*[[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]])
+*[[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] ([[R.I.P.]])
 *[[Uncle Phil]]
-*[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]] (Mostly eats their double [[cheeseburger]]s.)
+*[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]] (Mostly eats their double cheeseburgers.)
 *[[Ronald McDonald]] (Duh!)
+[[Image:MCDONALDSCURSE.png|frame|left|ITS HAPPENING AGAAAAAIN]]
-==Mascots/Characters That Appear in Their Advertisements==
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-*[[Ronald McDonald]]
+[[Category:Food]]
-**Happy (A <strike> creepy ass </strike> Happy Meal box who replaced [[Ronald McDonald]] in 2014, he is said to be one of [[Satan]]'s minions)
-*Grimace
-*Birdy the Early Bird
-*[[:Category:Criminals|The Hamburglar]]
-*[[:Category:Politicians|Mayor McCheese]]
-*Officer Big Mac
-*Mac Tonight (Not to be confused with Moon Man; Mac Tonight's racist clone)
-*Sundae (Ronald McDonald's dog, only appears in [[The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald]])
-*Various random kids
-*Speedee (McDonald's first mascot, before Ronald)
-==Trivia==
-*Actually entered the [[Soviet Union]], in 1990.
-*Attempted to sell [[pizza]] in 1990.
-*Infamously created a disastrous advertising campaign for the 1984 Summer Olympics in [[California|Los Angeles]]. In said campaign, free Big Macs were given for each gold medal received by the [[United States|U.S. Olympic team]], based on a scratch card. However, more Big Macs were given away than expected, due to the [[Soviet Union]] and the [[Communists|Warsaw Pact]] boycotting the 1984 Olympics, costing the company loads of [[money]].
-[[Category:Angry Video Game Nerd]]