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[[Image:Mariohead1.png|thumb|Mario Head drifting around in [[Blue Koopa]]'s lair.]] | [[Image:Mariohead1.png|thumb|Mario Head drifting around in [[Blue Koopa]]'s lair.]] | ||
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| − | + | Mario Head is a [[retard]]ed demon. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth. Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head. | |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*He's always wanted to [[die]]. | *He's always wanted to [[die]]. | ||
| − | + | *His nose looks like a [[PINGAS]]. | |
| − | *His nose looks like a [[ | ||
*He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels. | *He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels. | ||
*His best friend is [[Blue Koopa]] and he's often seen hanging around at his place. | *His best friend is [[Blue Koopa]] and he's often seen hanging around at his place. | ||
*He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having [[seizure]]s pretty often. | *He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having [[seizure]]s pretty often. | ||
| − | *Gains much power from | + | *Gains much power from chocolate milk allergies (see MPCozmo's poop, Mario's Head is Allergic to Chocolate Milk.) |
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*He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess. | *He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess. | ||
| − | *Despite being a complete moron with a negative IQ, his students still seem to learn how to type from him, and a speech he gave at Oxford, Yale, and Harvard went over | + | *Despite being a complete moron with a negative IQ, his students still seem to learn how to type from him, and a speech he gave at Oxford, Yale, and Harvard went over suprisingly well. |
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*Why he decided to take a profession in teaching typing if he can't type without hands is a mystery. So here's a fair enough answer: If you can, do, if you can't, teach. | *Why he decided to take a profession in teaching typing if he can't type without hands is a mystery. So here's a fair enough answer: If you can, do, if you can't, teach. | ||
*[[Wario|Wario Head]] hates him. | *[[Wario|Wario Head]] hates him. | ||
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*He is also known to temporarily grow a body and play Go Fish with people like the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]], often getting frustrated when he loses. | *He is also known to temporarily grow a body and play Go Fish with people like the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]], often getting frustrated when he loses. | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | *" | + | *"Can I sing a song for [[you]]?" |
| − | *"When the | + | *"When the moon hits you eye, like a big-a pizza pie, that's [[love|amore]]!" |
*"When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout, that's a moray!" | *"When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout, that's a moray!" | ||
*"Watch out for falling rocks!" | *"Watch out for falling rocks!" | ||
| − | *"It's-a your turn to [[DIE | + | *"It's-a your turn to [[DIE]]." |
| − | + | *"My [[PINGAS|nose]] feels funny against this screen!" | |
| − | *"My [[PINGAS|nose]] feels | + | *"POLE POSITION!" |
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*"FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!" | *"FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!" | ||
*"POLE FURY!" | *"POLE FURY!" | ||
*"FOUR WHEELS OF PPOOSSIITTIIOONN!!" | *"FOUR WHEELS OF PPOOSSIITTIIOONN!!" | ||
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[[Category:Mario]] | [[Category:Mario]] | ||
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