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|shows=Super Mario World | |shows=Super Mario World | ||
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|cast=[[Optimus Prime|Peter Cullen]]/[[Captain Lou Albano]]/Walker Boone/Ronald B. Ruben/Charles Martinet | |cast=[[Optimus Prime|Peter Cullen]]/[[Captain Lou Albano]]/Walker Boone/Ronald B. Ruben/Charles Martinet | ||
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| − | Mario is a notorious character who stars in many great games, | + | Mario is a notorious character who stars in many great games, and [[Hotel Mario]]. He is usually seen with his brother, [[Luigi]], who has been known to have multiple personalities, and [[Princess Peach]], who bakes him cakes and gets kidnapped every time she steps out of her castle. Mario likes to claim things are "[[good]]" at times, and has claimed himself to be the master of [[Uctions|UCTIONS]], a known power supply to the universe. |
Mario has had several conflicts with his brother, arguing where the princess is, over Luigi's craftsmanship, saying that "[[IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.|he didn't make it]]", and an argument over a record. | Mario has had several conflicts with his brother, arguing where the princess is, over Luigi's craftsmanship, saying that "[[IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.|he didn't make it]]", and an argument over a record. | ||
| − | Mario has an obsession with saying [[No|NO]] very dramatically, talking about instruction books, the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] (which was | + | Mario has an obsession with saying [[No|NO]] very dramatically, talking about instruction books, the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] (which was <s>torn down</s> hollowed-out in 1999), humping vines, and riding Yoshi on certain occasions like Cave Christmas, and when he's too lazy to walk. He also seems to know the location of fires by locating smoke, and pinching currency in his spare time. |
Mario is also the creator of the Cave Christmas holiday, which he endorses by dressing up as [[Santa Mario]]. | Mario is also the creator of the Cave Christmas holiday, which he endorses by dressing up as [[Santa Mario]]. | ||
Mario had also met the cowboy known as Tex Avery, the two of them had a partnership in Youtube Poop. | Mario had also met the cowboy known as Tex Avery, the two of them had a partnership in Youtube Poop. | ||
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He is not to be confused with [[Fat Mario]], Mario's fat stunt double in [[Hotel Mario]] or the deceased [[Real Mario]], his wrestling counterpart. | He is not to be confused with [[Fat Mario]], Mario's fat stunt double in [[Hotel Mario]] or the deceased [[Real Mario]], his wrestling counterpart. | ||
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{{VidCaption|MytfhzcSF-Y|Mario in real life.}} | {{VidCaption|MytfhzcSF-Y|Mario in real life.}} | ||
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[[Image:googoo.jpg|thumb|Whale Mario]] | [[Image:googoo.jpg|thumb|Whale Mario]] | ||
[[Image:180px-KingofTown Mario.png|thumb|right|Mario in the rare [[form]] called [[Homestar Runner|Homestar Mario]].]] | [[Image:180px-KingofTown Mario.png|thumb|right|Mario in the rare [[form]] called [[Homestar Runner|Homestar Mario]].]] | ||
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* [[Luigi]] | * [[Luigi]] | ||
* [[Yoshi]] | * [[Yoshi]] | ||
| + | * Pasta | ||
* [[Yes|His Catholic faith]] | * [[Yes|His Catholic faith]] | ||
* Cave Christmas | * Cave Christmas | ||
| − | * [[American Football]] | + | * Organization & Teamwork |
| + | * [[American Football]] | ||
| + | * [[Youtube Poop Soccer|Association Football]] | ||
| + | * [[Baseball]] | ||
* Promoting positive traits (Such as Goodness, Truthfulness, Honesty, Giantness, and Ninjaness.). | * Promoting positive traits (Such as Goodness, Truthfulness, Honesty, Giantness, and Ninjaness.). | ||
* Telling [[Luigi]] that he's home. | * Telling [[Luigi]] that he's home. | ||
* [[Mushrooms]] | * [[Mushrooms]] | ||
| + | * [[Inspector Gadget]] | ||
| + | * Dirk Drain-Head | ||
| + | * Mighty Plumber | ||
* [[KISS|His favorite record]] (What his favorite record is, we'll never k[[no]]w.). | * [[KISS|His favorite record]] (What his favorite record is, we'll never k[[no]]w.). | ||
* Toasters that [[toast]] [[toast]]. | * Toasters that [[toast]] [[toast]]. | ||
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* [[Jesus Christ]] | * [[Jesus Christ]] | ||
* The Pasta Pit-Stop | * The Pasta Pit-Stop | ||
| − | * | + | * Singing his own version of the ''Dragostea di ni'' song (A.K.A., the (almighty) Numa Numa song.) |
| − | * Racing in the [[F-Zero GP Legend|F-Zero]] Grand Prix | + | * Wanting to go to Jamaica. |
| + | * [[Don Flamenco]] (For liking his hair.) | ||
| + | * [[Doc Louis]] | ||
| + | * Racing in the [[F-Zero GP Legend|F-Zero]] Grand Prix under the name "Mr. EAD". Hell, he went as far as getting a different fat suit in order to race as Mr. EAD. | ||
| + | * Racing in the Mario Grand Prix. | ||
| + | * Telling you that "[[You|U]] R [[Gay Luigi|MR. GAY]]" and "U R [[Miley Cyrus|MILY]]". | ||
| + | * [[AVGN|Rolling Rock Beer]] (So much so that he wanted a new power-up to involve him ''literally'' being a Rolling Rock.) | ||
| + | * [[The Rolling Stones]]' song "Get Off of My Cloud". | ||
| + | * Getting on clouds. (See Rolling Rock Beer.) | ||
| − | ==Dislikes== | + | ===Dislikes=== |
* [[Bowser]]/[[King Koopa]] | * [[Bowser]]/[[King Koopa]] | ||
* [[Mama Luigi]], which is strange since he helped him and also his brother (In his real [[form]] that is.). | * [[Mama Luigi]], which is strange since he helped him and also his brother (In his real [[form]] that is.). | ||
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* [[Wario]] | * [[Wario]] | ||
* [[Waluigi]] | * [[Waluigi]] | ||
| − | * [[Bowser Jr. | + | * [[Bowser Jr.]] |
| − | * | + | * [[Larry Koopa]] |
| + | * [[Morton Koopa Jr.]] | ||
| + | * [[Wendy O. Koopa]] | ||
| + | * [[Iggy Koopa]] | ||
| + | * [[Roy Koopa]] | ||
| + | * [[Lemmy Koopa]] | ||
| + | * [[Ludwig Von Koopa]] | ||
| + | * [[Dry Bones]] | ||
| + | * [[Koopa Troopa]] | ||
* [[Wizardheimer]] | * [[Wizardheimer]] | ||
* [[Anti-Uctions]] | * [[Anti-Uctions]] | ||
| + | * Stanley, The Talking Fish | ||
* [[Bombs|Bob-Ombs]] | * [[Bombs|Bob-Ombs]] | ||
| + | * Fred Fredburger | ||
| + | * [[Chad Warden]] | ||
| + | * Jamie Kellner | ||
* [[Eggs]] | * [[Eggs]] | ||
* Getting his ribs broken by a tossed stone football. | * Getting his ribs broken by a tossed stone football. | ||
**[[Stone Luigi]] (For that reason.) | **[[Stone Luigi]] (For that reason.) | ||
| + | * [[The Jonas Brothers]] | ||
| + | * [[Miley Cyrus]] | ||
* [[Luigi]]'s [[Greek Orthodox Faith]] | * [[Luigi]]'s [[Greek Orthodox Faith]] | ||
| + | * Waiting for so long to [[no]]t go to Jamaica. | ||
| + | * [[Mickey Mouse]] | ||
| + | * [[Disco Kid]] (For acting like [[Gay Luigi]].) | ||
* [[Croco]] (For taking his toast.) | * [[Croco]] (For taking his toast.) | ||
| − | * [[ | + | * [[Yogi Bear]] (Because his shitty spin-off ''[[Yo Yogi!]]'' caused NBC to stop running cartoons and, as a result, brought a quick end to his animated series.) |
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] | * [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] | ||
* Being framed by [[Bowser Jr.]]/Shadow Mario. | * Being framed by [[Bowser Jr.]]/Shadow Mario. | ||
* People who think that Shadow Mario is indeed a form of Mario. | * People who think that Shadow Mario is indeed a form of Mario. | ||
| + | * [[The Irate Gamer]] | ||
| − | ==Quotes== | + | ===Quotes=== |
| + | [[Image:Plumbers.gif|frame|Mario had a cameo appearance in the second [[Elite Beat Agents|Ouendan!]] game.]] | ||
{{poopquote|Mario|It's-a me, Mario!}} | {{poopquote|Mario|It's-a me, Mario!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Mario|Heh Heh, that's-a going online.}} | {{poopquote|Mario|Heh Heh, that's-a going online.}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Mario|It's a [[Stone Luigi|stone]] [[Luigi]]. You didn't make it.}} | {{poopquote|Mario|It's a [[Stone Luigi|stone]] [[Luigi]]. You didn't make it.}} | ||
{{poopquote|Mario|[[Luigi]], [[King Koopa|King Koopa's]] locked the [[Princess Peach|Princess]] in his [[Coney Island Disco Palace]]; I've fought my way out, and I've been looking for [[you]] ever since. We've gotta go back and rescue her!}} | {{poopquote|Mario|[[Luigi]], [[King Koopa|King Koopa's]] locked the [[Princess Peach|Princess]] in his [[Coney Island Disco Palace]]; I've fought my way out, and I've been looking for [[you]] ever since. We've gotta go back and rescue her!}} | ||
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[[Image:IWannaRock.gif|frame|right|Looks like [[Kirby]]'s got some competition in these parts. In other unrelated news, Mario loves listening to some [[Mushroom|mush]][[shroomhead1|roomhead]].]] | [[Image:IWannaRock.gif|frame|right|Looks like [[Kirby]]'s got some competition in these parts. In other unrelated news, Mario loves listening to some [[Mushroom|mush]][[shroomhead1|roomhead]].]] | ||
[[Image:Axgfxghdfg.jpg|thumb|right|Some say [[Batman|this picture]] was the reason why Mario went to outer space without a spacesuit... twice.]] | [[Image:Axgfxghdfg.jpg|thumb|right|Some say [[Batman|this picture]] was the reason why Mario went to outer space without a spacesuit... twice.]] | ||
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{{poopquote|Mario|Hey, [[Robotnik]]! Do you want to play [[DOOM]]?}} | {{poopquote|Mario|Hey, [[Robotnik]]! Do you want to play [[DOOM]]?}} | ||
{{poopquote|Mario|Hey!! What's-a taking so long? I got to go to Jamaica!!}} | {{poopquote|Mario|Hey!! What's-a taking so long? I got to go to Jamaica!!}} | ||
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* I AINT GOT NO MARIOS TO SPEND! | * I AINT GOT NO MARIOS TO SPEND! | ||
* Throughout Super Mario World (Mainly Rock TV) Mario keeps making annoying '[[huh-huh]]' noises before sentences. This is from being constantly slobbered by [[Yoshi]]. | * Throughout Super Mario World (Mainly Rock TV) Mario keeps making annoying '[[huh-huh]]' noises before sentences. This is from being constantly slobbered by [[Yoshi]]. | ||
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* Mario is obsessed with organization and teamwork. See [[IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.]] | * Mario is obsessed with organization and teamwork. See [[IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.]] | ||
* Wants to destroy [[Mama Luigi]]'s army, which is impossible. | * Wants to destroy [[Mama Luigi]]'s army, which is impossible. | ||
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* May have once transformed into [[Good Truthful Honest Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Giant Ninja Mario]]. | * May have once transformed into [[Good Truthful Honest Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Giant Ninja Mario]]. | ||
* Has once killed [[Brock Samson]] by stomping on his head with a big boot. | * Has once killed [[Brock Samson]] by stomping on his head with a big boot. | ||
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* He hates the fact that in some parts of Mexico and South America, a fighter named [[Terry Bogard]] is more popular than he is. | * He hates the fact that in some parts of Mexico and South America, a fighter named [[Terry Bogard]] is more popular than he is. | ||
* If [[you]] were in Club [[Nintendo]] of 2009 & you had a platinum status, you could choose to either get a code on November 1st to download [[Doc Louis]]' Punch-Out!! game on the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]]'s Wiiware or get a ([[good]]) replica of Mario's hat. Mario would automatically approve of [[you]] if you chose his hat over [[Doc Louis]]' Punch-Out!! game!!! | * If [[you]] were in Club [[Nintendo]] of 2009 & you had a platinum status, you could choose to either get a code on November 1st to download [[Doc Louis]]' Punch-Out!! game on the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]]'s Wiiware or get a ([[good]]) replica of Mario's hat. Mario would automatically approve of [[you]] if you chose his hat over [[Doc Louis]]' Punch-Out!! game!!! | ||
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* He has a micropenis that could get Super Boners. | * He has a micropenis that could get Super Boners. | ||
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==Forms== | ==Forms== | ||
| − | Mario, much like his brother Luigi, | + | Mario, much like his brother Luigi, is a unique character. As through a series of random events, many duplicate versions of Mario (which will be referred to from here on out as 'forms') have been created. |
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| + | During the events of the [[Super Mario Bros. Super Show]], Mario teleported back to [[Brooklyn]] but goofed up to form [[Luigi Mario]] and another time caused it to reappear. Only that time, it happened to Luigi. That form has three different versions of it. | ||
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| + | One time, Mario went to [[King Koopa]]'s palace and he somehow became [[Good Truthful Honest Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Giant Ninja Mario]]. Some say that he's just a rumor, but the only one who truly saw was King Koopa... and he's now dead! | ||
| − | + | After Mario traveled through time in Mario's Time Machine, Mario ended up gaining a few extra pounds. Little did he know, he would become [[Gay Luigi]]'s butt-buddy named [[Fat Mario]]. During a vacation that he was on, he ended up being called a retard by the public. This led him to end up being a new form called [[Retard Mario]]. One time when he was traveling to the Mushroom Kingdom yet again, he ended up getting his head chopped off by some demon. That ended up getting his head chopped off with an axe. That ended up making him the evil form called [[Mario Head]]. | |
| − | + | During a day in August on Dinosaur World, he wanted to teach the Cave People all about the niceness that is Christmas. Unfortunately, they didn't know about it, so he ended grabbing [[Yoshi]] as a reindeer and a sex slave and ended up being [[Santa Mario]], which always arrives on time during [[Cave Christmas]]. | |
| − | + | One day, Mario ended up watching too many shows like Scrubs, E.R., and House. This made him think he's a doctor, thus forming [[Dr. Mario]], who can also sing. | |
| − | + | When [[Weegee]] was popular at the tiem, he made people his minions. However, he also had a father named [[Fortran]] and a brothe named [[Malleo]]. Those two are both forms of Mario and they're evil. | |
Despite having many different main forms, Mario is pretty much dressed the same way for most of his forms. Skin tone and hair color may vary throughout. Voice may vary as well. | Despite having many different main forms, Mario is pretty much dressed the same way for most of his forms. Skin tone and hair color may vary throughout. Voice may vary as well. | ||
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*[[1 Eyed Orange Mario]] - A form of Mario that has been rumored to be created by some evil Satanic ritual. | *[[1 Eyed Orange Mario]] - A form of Mario that has been rumored to be created by some evil Satanic ritual. | ||
*[[Fat Mario]] - [[Gay Luigi]]'s butt buddy on the journey to defeat the mighty toasters and save [[the Princess]] from [[Bowser]]. | *[[Fat Mario]] - [[Gay Luigi]]'s butt buddy on the journey to defeat the mighty toasters and save [[the Princess]] from [[Bowser]]. | ||
| + | *[[Retard Mario]] - The weakest of the main Mario forms, Retard Mario's only special attribute is that he is easily confused by dicks. | ||
*[[Mario Head]] - Was created when a demon cut off Game Mario's head with an axe. He now exacts revenge on humans by making them fly for you... in to Mario's Tunnel of-a [[Doom]]! | *[[Mario Head]] - Was created when a demon cut off Game Mario's head with an axe. He now exacts revenge on humans by making them fly for you... in to Mario's Tunnel of-a [[Doom]]! | ||
*Paper Mario - A paper form of Mario. Yep. | *Paper Mario - A paper form of Mario. Yep. | ||
| − | *[[Dr. Mario]] - Becomes that when Mario watches too much House, Scrubs, E.R., and other shows like that. Is unique due to the fact that he also appeared in Super Smash Bros. Melee | + | *[[Dr. Mario]] - Becomes that when Mario watches too much House, Scrubs, E.R., and other shows like that. Is unique due to the fact that he also appeared in Super Smash Bros. Melee, which meant that Dr. Mario could fight Mario whenever he wanted to. Wow. |
*Paper Dr. Mario - A form of Dr. Mario that met Paper Mario one day. Don't ask. | *Paper Dr. Mario - A form of Dr. Mario that met Paper Mario one day. Don't ask. | ||
*[[Game Mario]] - [[No]]t Mario. | *[[Game Mario]] - [[No]]t Mario. | ||
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*[[Real Mario]] - The real live-action Mario who used to live in [[Brooklyn]] with [[Real Luigi]] until he [[die]]d. | *[[Real Mario]] - The real live-action Mario who used to live in [[Brooklyn]] with [[Real Luigi]] until he [[die]]d. | ||
*[[Mario Mario]] - The fake live-action Mario living in [[Brooklyn]] with [[Luigi Mario]], the fake version of [[Real Luigi]]. | *[[Mario Mario]] - The fake live-action Mario living in [[Brooklyn]] with [[Luigi Mario]], the fake version of [[Real Luigi]]. | ||
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[[Image:MLSSMarioDance.gif]] | [[Image:MLSSMarioDance.gif]] | ||
[[Image:MLSSMarioDance.gif]] | [[Image:MLSSMarioDance.gif]] | ||
