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− | + | name=Earvin "Magic" Johnson| | |
− | + | image=MAGIC.jpg| | |
− | + | caption=MAGIC! MAGIC JOHNSON!! :D| | |
− | + | shows=The Super Mario Brothers Super Show| | |
− | + | nationality=American| | |
− | + | age=50}} | |
− | }} | + | '''Magic Johnson''' is a former basketball player for the [[California|Los Angeles Lakers]], magician, and trophy-earner, who despite his busy schedule, is still capable of finding time to do guest spots for ''[[The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!]]''. [[Real Luigi|Luigi]] hates him. |
− | '''Magic Johnson''' is a former basketball player for the [[California|Los Angeles | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
− | As Magic was a very successful basketball player, | + | As Magic was a very successful basketball player, Luigi recognized him immediately when he popped up in the Mario brothers' cupboard. Magic Johnson had a simple request; he wanted Luigi to repair his old high school trophy. But, Luigi, shunned by his peers for his noted [[racism]], rejected the offer and slammed the door on Magic's face! [[Real Mario|Mario]] returned [[LUIGI I'M HOME|home]] immediately afterward. Luigi made no mention of the effect, as he tried to keep his racism a secret. In the meantime, Magic went to a repair shop to get his trophy fixed, mumbling about how he'd never go to Mario for plumbing. |
− | + | During a basketball game, Magic recalled the shame that Luigi's racism brought on him, and fumbled. However, in mid-fall, he managed to successfully dunk the ball and win the game. He called this "pulling a Homer". Luigi kicked himself. | |
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
*Hi, I accidentally did a triple-double sky hook, ally-oop slam dunk jam on my old high school trophy. CAN you fix it? | *Hi, I accidentally did a triple-double sky hook, ally-oop slam dunk jam on my old high school trophy. CAN you fix it? | ||
− | + | *Wow. Now that's fast! | |
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− | *Wow. Now that's fast | ||
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*Looks like I just pulled a [[Homer Simpson|Homer]]! | *Looks like I just pulled a [[Homer Simpson|Homer]]! | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*Once became a magician. Amazingly, this is ''not'' the source of his nickname. | *Once became a magician. Amazingly, this is ''not'' the source of his nickname. | ||
− | *With a little help from the [[ | + | *With a little help from the [[Medic]], he has a teleporter. (Medic gave Magic directions as to where it goes.) The teleporter has a strange tendency to transport people to the Mario Brothers' cupboard. The teleporter was destroyed during Luigi's disastrous cupboard slamming. |
− | *In the 2010 NBA Jam game | + | *In the 2010 NBA Jam game, Magic will use his ''new'' teleporting skills to show all these new bastards in the NBA who's the ''real'' boss. Tricky bastard! |
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*Once advertised for some sort of insurance on TV or something like that. | *Once advertised for some sort of insurance on TV or something like that. | ||
− | + | *Is (sadly) a real-life example of a victim infected with [[AIDS]]. (Or in his case, HIV.) | |
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− | *Is (sadly) a real-life example of a victim infected with [[AIDS]]. (Or in his case, HIV.) | ||
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[[Category:Africans]] | [[Category:Africans]] | ||
[[Category:Basketball Players]] | [[Category:Basketball Players]] |