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| − | {{ | + | {{vid|2VAYd3TWF0U}}[[Gutsman|He-Man]] owns them. Thems made from [[Uctions]]. |
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| − | + | Magic drugs are [[good]] [[4|for]] [[you]]. You can obtain them if you have [[Money]]. | |
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If you want to see how it's like getting high without getting arrested, look at illusions. | If you want to see how it's like getting high without getting arrested, look at illusions. | ||
==Effects== | ==Effects== | ||
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They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause [[Pickle Surprise]], and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.). | They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause [[Pickle Surprise]], and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.). | ||
Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also [[Ganon|great]]ly increase your muscle mass. However, if [[you]] aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater. | Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also [[Ganon|great]]ly increase your muscle mass. However, if [[you]] aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater. | ||
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==How To Take Them== | ==How To Take Them== | ||
Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your [[Mama Luigi]]. | Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your [[Mama Luigi]]. | ||
| + | [[Image:NostalgiaCritic 7.gif|thumb|right|[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] shows us what [[you]]'ll go through whenever you take ([[good]]) magic drugs.]] | ||
==How NOT To Take Them== | ==How NOT To Take Them== | ||
| − | [[Sonic Sez|First, ya say]] [[No|"NO!"]] (or " | + | [[Sonic Sez|First, ya say]] [[No|"NO!"]] (or "no thanks"). |
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| − | ==People Who Like Magic Drugs== | + | == People Who Like Magic Drugs == |
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*[[Scratch]] | *[[Scratch]] | ||
*[[Sonic]] | *[[Sonic]] | ||
*[[He-Man]] | *[[He-Man]] | ||
| − | *[[: | + | *[[Ivan Drago]] (In injectable form.) |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Jimi Hendrix]] |
| + | *[[Pongpong13]] | ||
| + | *[[Phoenix Wright]] | ||
| + | *[[M. Bison]] | ||
| + | *The Fat Controller | ||
| + | [[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|[[Rolf]], however, shows [[you]] what it's like if you take some ([[bad]]) Magic Drugs.]] | ||
| + | *Diesel | ||
| + | *Barry Bonds (Also in injectable form.) | ||
| + | *[[Dethklok]] | ||
| + | *[[Dr. Rockso|Dr. Rockso, The Rock N' Roll Clown]] (Specifically, just cocaine.) | ||
| + | *[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] | ||
| + | *Most musicians, especially rappers and rock & rollers. | ||
| + | *[[Big Mouth]] (Without them, he can't see his friend, [[Dr. Rabbit|Roger Rabbit.]]) | ||
| + | *[[Gutsman]]'s [[Ass]] | ||
| + | *[[Youtube]] | ||
| + | *[[Super Macho Man]] (Also in an injectable form.) | ||
| + | *[[Zant]] (In the form of Caffine Pills.) | ||
| + | *[[Wario]] (Also in an injectable form.) | ||
| + | *[[Grimmjow Jaggerjaques]] (All forms of it. He uses them to power up.) | ||
| + | *[[Jimi Hendrix|'60s]] [[AVGN Hippie/Fan|Hippies]] | ||
| + | *[[Koopone|Tony Montana]] | ||
| + | **In fact, all [[The Eighties|'80s]] mobsters. | ||
| − | ==Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs== | + | == Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs == |
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*[[pongpong13]] ([[Hell]], he's the reason why Magic Drugs exist in the first place.) | *[[pongpong13]] ([[Hell]], he's the reason why Magic Drugs exist in the first place.) | ||
*[[A27wolf]] (Marijuana. Where the fuck is everyone else?) | *[[A27wolf]] (Marijuana. Where the fuck is everyone else?) | ||
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== People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs == | == People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs == | ||
{{vid|D8M8I2SYEiA}} | {{vid|D8M8I2SYEiA}} | ||
*[[Grounder]] (Though he doesn't mind if you do try them.) | *[[Grounder]] (Though he doesn't mind if you do try them.) | ||
| − | * | + | *Ronald Reagan (Just say no.) |
*Nancy Reagan (See Ronald Reagan.) | *Nancy Reagan (See Ronald Reagan.) | ||
*[[Mama Luigi]] | *[[Mama Luigi]] | ||
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*[[Gordon]] | *[[Gordon]] | ||
*Emily | *Emily | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Communists]] |
| − | **[[ | + | *[[Nazi]]s (Believe that since they're <u>the ultimate race</u>, they shan't do magic drugs.) |
| − | *[[Real Mario|Captain Lou Albano]] - He believed that they'll make you go to [[Hell]] | + | *[[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]] (Believes that magic drugs are pointless.) |
| + | *The Police (By that, I mean the actual police, not the band Police.) | ||
| + | *[[Real Mario|Captain Lou Albano]] - He believed that they'll make you go to [[Hell]] <u>before</u> [[you]] [[die]]. | ||
*[[Jesus Christ]] | *[[Jesus Christ]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Hop]] |
*[[Mr. T]] - I pity da foo who does drugs! | *[[Mr. T]] - I pity da foo who does drugs! | ||
| − | * | + | *Sonny Crockett |
| + | *Rico Tubbs | ||
==Variations== | ==Variations== | ||
| + | [[Image: Cold One.PNG|thumb| Always remember to bring your old man a Cold One.]] | ||
Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include: | Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include: | ||
*Smokes | *Smokes | ||
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*Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs | *Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs | ||
*Opium | *Opium | ||
| − | *Marijuana | + | *Marijuana |
*Steroids | *Steroids | ||
*Cocaine | *Cocaine | ||
*[[Krystal|Crystal Meth]] | *[[Krystal|Crystal Meth]] | ||
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===Alchoholic-Type Beverages=== | ===Alchoholic-Type Beverages=== | ||
*[[BOOZE|Liquor]] | *[[BOOZE|Liquor]] | ||
*[[BOOZE|Booze]] | *[[BOOZE|Booze]] | ||
*[[Yes|Cold Ones]] | *[[Yes|Cold Ones]] | ||
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Illusion.png|frame|right|Illusions are the alternative when you want to get high. It's like you're high, but without red and blue flashing lights behind you.]] |
| + | [[Image:Lsd.gif|frame|left|This is what it is like if you take [[Magic Drugs]].]] | ||
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
