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| − | {{ | + | {{vid|2VAYd3TWF0U}}[[Gutsman|He-Man]] owns them. Thems made from [[Uctions]]. |
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| − | [ | + | Magic drugs are [[good]] [[4|for]] [[you]]. You can obtain them if you have [[Money]]. |
| − | Magic Drugs | + | ==Effects== |
| + | They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause [[Pickle Surprise]], and other nightmarish hell (make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure). | ||
| + | Magic Drugs in an injectable form make your problems go away, allow you to see [[Link|stuff]] in a way cool way, and, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also [[Ganon|great]]ly increase your muscle mass, though shrink your [[balls]]. | ||
| − | + | ==How to Take Them== | |
| + | Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your [[Mama Luigi]]. | ||
| − | == | + | ==How NOT to Take Them== |
| − | [[ | + | [[Sonic Sez|First, ya say]] [[No|"NO!"]] (or "no thanks"). |
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| − | == | + | == People who like Magic Drugs == |
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*[[Sonic]] | *[[Sonic]] | ||
| − | *[[He- | + | *[[Gutsman|He-man]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Ivan Drago]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Jimi Hendrix]] |
| + | *[[Pongpong13]] | ||
| + | *[[Phoenix Wright]] | ||
| + | *[[M. Bison]] | ||
| + | *The Fat Controller | ||
| + | *Diesel | ||
| + | *Barry Bonds (in injectable form) | ||
| + | *Wario (also as an injectable) | ||
| − | == | + | == People who don't like Magic Drugs == |
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| − | + | *[[Grounder]] | |
| − | + | *Ronald Reagan | |
| − | *[[Grounder]] | + | *[[Anti-Uctions]] |
| − | *[[ | ||
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*[[Mama Luigi]] | *[[Mama Luigi]] | ||
*[[Stone Luigi]] | *[[Stone Luigi]] | ||
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*Emily | *Emily | ||
| − | + | *[[Communists]] | |
| − | + | *The Police (By that, I mean the actual police, not the band Police.) | |
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==Variations== | ==Variations== | ||
| + | [[Image: Cold One.PNG|thumb| Always remember to bring your old man a Cold One.]] | ||
Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include: | Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include: | ||
*Smokes | *Smokes | ||
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*Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs | *Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs | ||
*Opium | *Opium | ||
| − | * | + | *Weed |
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===Alchoholic-Type Beverages=== | ===Alchoholic-Type Beverages=== | ||
| − | * | + | *Liquor |
*[[BOOZE|Booze]] | *[[BOOZE|Booze]] | ||
| − | *[[Yes|Cold | + | *[[Yes|Cold ones]] |
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