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| − | {{object}} | + | {{vid|2VAYd3TWF0U}}[[Gutsman|He-Man]] owns them. Thems made from [[Uctions]]. |
| − | ''SOOOOOO $TONED [[fuck|FUCK]] MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING [[666]] [[Loiter Squad|ODD FUTURE]] MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA [[420]] SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED.''<br>
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| − | :- [[Snoop Dogg|A typical user of Magic Drugs.]]
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| − | [http://www.videos.com/play/M7865449-43/poop_videos/youtube_poop_he-manapos_s_fabulous_magic_drugs.html He-Man] owns them. Thems made from [[Uctions]]. | + | Magic drugs are [[good]] [[4|for]] [[you]]. You can obtain them if you have [[Money]]. |
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| − | Magic Drugs are [[good]] [[4|for]] [[you]]. You can obtain them if you have [[Money]].
| + | ==Effects== |
| | + | They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! |
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| − | If you want to see how it's like getting high without getting arrested, look at illusions.
| + | ==How to Take Them== |
| | + | Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your [[Mama Luigi]]. |
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| − | ==Effects== | + | ==How NOT to Take Them== |
| − | [[Image:NostalgiaCritic 7.gif|thumb|right|[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] shows us what [[you]]'ll go through whenever you take ([[good]]) magic drugs.]] | + | [[Sonic Sez|First, ya say]] [[No|"NO!"]] (or "no thanks"). |
| − | [[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|[[Rolf]], however, shows [[you]] what it's like if you take some ([[bad]]) Magic Drugs.]]
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| − | [[File:Yoshi Touch Fuzzy Yoshi Get Dizzy.png|thumb|right|Pink Yoshi on Magic Drugs.]]
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| − | They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause [[Pickle Surprise]], and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.).
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| − | Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also [[Ganon|great]]ly increase your muscle mass. However, if [[you]] aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater.
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| − | Traces of Magic Drugs will also appear in [[you]]r piss, which can be detected with drug tests.
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| − | ==How To Take Them==
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| − | Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your [[Mama Luigi]].
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| − | ==How NOT To Take Them== | + | == People who like Magic Drugs == |
| − | [[Sonic Sez|First, ya say]] [[No|"NO!"]] (or "[[He-Man|no thanks]]").
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| − | ==People Who Like Magic Drugs==
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| − | [[Image:Lsd.gif|frame|right|This is what it's like if you take [[Magic Drugs]].]]
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| − | *[[Scratch]]
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| | *[[Sonic]] | | *[[Sonic]] |
| − | *[[He-Man]] | + | *[[Gutsman|He-man]] |
| − | *[[:Category:Drug Addicts|These people]] | + | *[[Ivan Drago]] |
| − | *[[Koopone|Drug Lords]] (They make [[Spaghetti|lotsa]] [[money]] from them.) | + | *[[Jimi Hendrix]] |
| | + | *[[Pongpong13]] |
| | + | *[[Phoenix Wright]] |
| | + | *[[M. Bison]] |
| | + | *The Fat Controller |
| | + | *Diesel |
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| − | ==Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs== | + | == People who don't like Magic Drugs == |
| − | [[Image:13356.jpg|thumb|right|Even babies like the Magic Drugs!]]
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| − | *[[pongpong13]] ([[Hell]], he's the reason why Magic Drugs exist in the first place.)
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| − | *[[A27wolf]] (Marijuana. Where the fuck is everyone else?)
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| − | *[[JazzDanceForChildren]]
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| − | *[[manwith10toes]]
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| − | *[[Cumulo25]]
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| − | == People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs ==
| + | *[[Grounder]] |
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| + | *Ronald Reagan |
| − | *[[Grounder]] (Though he doesn't mind if you do try them.) | + | *[[Anti-Uctions]] |
| − | *[[Ronald Reagan]] (Just say no.) | |
| − | *Nancy Reagan (See Ronald Reagan.)
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| | *[[Mama Luigi]] | | *[[Mama Luigi]] |
| | *[[Stone Luigi]] | | *[[Stone Luigi]] |
| − | *[[Gordon]]
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| | *Emily | | *Emily |
| − | *Law enforcement officers
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| − | **[[The '80s|Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs]]
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| − | *[[Real Mario|Captain Lou Albano]] - He believed that they'll make you go to [[Hell]] ''before'' [[you]] [[die]].
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| − | *[[Jesus Christ]]
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| − | *[[Iggy Koopa]]
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| − | *[[Mr. T]] - I pity da foo who does drugs!
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| − | *Pinocchio
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| | ==Variations== | | ==Variations== |
| | + | [[Image: Cold One.PNG|thumb| Always remember to bring your old man a Cold One.]] |
| | Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include: | | Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include: |
| | *Smokes | | *Smokes |
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| | *Fabulous Secret Magic Drugs | | *Fabulous Secret Magic Drugs |
| | *Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs | | *Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs |
| − | *Opium
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| − | *Marijuana (Weed)
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| − | *Steroids
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| − | *Cocaine
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| − | *[[Krystal|Crystal Meth]]
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| − | *[[Erosion|Lysergic]] [[Ass|Ac]]id [[Die]]thylamide (LSD)
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| | ===Alchoholic-Type Beverages=== | | ===Alchoholic-Type Beverages=== |
| − | *[[BOOZE|Liquor]] | + | *Liquor |
| | *[[BOOZE|Booze]] | | *[[BOOZE|Booze]] |
| − | *[[Yes|Cold Ones]] | + | *[[Yes|Cold ones]] |
| − | [[Image:Nostalgiacriticpot.jpg|thumb|375px|center|In the end, it'll be [[you]] who ends up losing a lot of pot.]]
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