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{{vid|2VAYd3TWF0U}}[[Gutsman|He-Man]] owns them. Thems made from [[Uctions]].  
''SOOOOOO $TONED [[fuck|FUCK]] MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING [[666]] [[Loiter Squad|ODD FUTURE]] MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA [[420]] SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED.''<br>
 
:- [[Snoop Dogg|A typical user of Magic Drugs.]]
 
  
[http://www.videos.com/play/M7865449-43/poop_videos/youtube_poop_he-manapos_s_fabulous_magic_drugs.html He-Man] owns them. Thems made from [[Uctions]].  
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Magic drugs are [[good]] [[4|for]] [[you]]. You can obtain them if you have [[Money]].
  
Magic Drugs are [[good]] [[4|for]] [[you]]. You can obtain them if you have [[Money]].
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==Effects==
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They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way!
  
If you want to see how it's like getting high without getting arrested, look at illusions.
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==How to Take Them==
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Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your [[Mama Luigi]].
  
==Effects==
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==How NOT to Take Them==
[[Image:NostalgiaCritic 7.gif|thumb|right|[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] shows us what [[you]]'ll go through whenever you take ([[good]]) magic drugs.]]
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[[Sonic Sez|First, ya say]] [[No|"NO!"]] (or "no thanks").
[[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|[[Rolf]], however, shows [[you]] what it's like if you take some ([[bad]]) Magic Drugs.]]
 
[[File:Yoshi Touch Fuzzy Yoshi Get Dizzy.png|thumb|right|Pink Yoshi on Magic Drugs.]]
 
They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause [[Pickle Surprise]], and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.).
 
Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also [[Ganon|great]]ly increase your muscle mass. However, if [[you]] aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater.
 
  
Traces of Magic Drugs will also appear in [[you]]r piss, which can be detected with drug tests.
 
 
==How To Take Them==
 
Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your [[Mama Luigi]].
 
  
==How NOT To Take Them==
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== People who like Magic Drugs ==
[[Sonic Sez|First, ya say]] [[No|"NO!"]] (or "[[He-Man|no thanks]]").
 
  
==People Who Like Magic Drugs==
 
[[Image:Lsd.gif|frame|right|This is what it's like if you take [[Magic Drugs]].]]
 
*[[Scratch]]
 
 
*[[Sonic]]
 
*[[Sonic]]
*[[He-Man]]
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*[[Gutsman|He-man]]
*[[:Category:Drug Addicts|These people]]
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*[[Ivan Drago]]
*[[Koopone|Drug Lords]] (They make [[Spaghetti|lotsa]] [[money]] from them.)
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*[[Jimi Hendrix]]
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*[[Pongpong13]]
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*[[Phoenix Wright]]
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*[[M. Bison]]
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*The Fat Controller
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*Diesel
  
==Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs==
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== People who don't like Magic Drugs ==
[[Image:13356.jpg|thumb|right|Even babies like the Magic Drugs!]]
 
*[[pongpong13]] ([[Hell]], he's the reason why Magic Drugs exist in the first place.)
 
*[[A27wolf]] (Marijuana. Where the fuck is everyone else?)
 
*[[JazzDanceForChildren]]
 
*[[manwith10toes]]
 
*[[Cumulo25]]
 
  
== People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs ==
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*[[Grounder]]
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*Ronald Reagan
*[[Grounder]] (Though he doesn't mind if you do try them.)
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*[[Anti-Uctions]]
*[[Ronald Reagan]] (Just say no.)
 
*Nancy Reagan (See Ronald Reagan.)
 
 
*[[Mama Luigi]]
 
*[[Mama Luigi]]
 
*[[Stone Luigi]]
 
*[[Stone Luigi]]
*[[Gordon]]
 
 
*Emily
 
*Emily
*Law enforcement officers
 
**[[The '80s|Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs]]
 
*[[Real Mario|Captain Lou Albano]] - He believed that they'll make you go to [[Hell]] ''before'' [[you]] [[die]].
 
*[[Jesus Christ]]
 
*[[Iggy Koopa]]
 
*[[Mr. T]] - I pity da foo who does drugs!
 
*Pinocchio
 
  
 
==Variations==
 
==Variations==
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[[Image: Cold One.PNG|thumb| Always remember to bring your old man a Cold One.]]
 
Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include:
 
Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include:
 
*Smokes
 
*Smokes
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*Fabulous Secret Magic Drugs
 
*Fabulous Secret Magic Drugs
 
*Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs
 
*Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs
*Opium
 
*Marijuana (Weed)
 
*Steroids
 
*Cocaine
 
*[[Krystal|Crystal Meth]]
 
*[[Erosion|Lysergic]] [[Ass|Ac]]id [[Die]]thylamide (LSD)
 
  
 
===Alchoholic-Type Beverages===
 
===Alchoholic-Type Beverages===
*[[BOOZE|Liquor]]
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*Liquor
 
*[[BOOZE|Booze]]
 
*[[BOOZE|Booze]]
*[[Yes|Cold Ones]]
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*[[Yes|Cold ones]]
[[Image:Nostalgiacriticpot.jpg|thumb|375px|center|In the end, it'll be [[you]] who ends up losing a lot of pot.]]
 
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