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| − | ''SOOOOOO $TONED | + | {{vid|2VAYd3TWF0U}} |
| − | :- | + | ''SOOOOOO $TONED FUCK MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED.''<br> |
| + | :- A typical user of Magic Drugs. | ||
| − | [ | + | [[Gutsman|He-Man]] owns them. Thems made from [[Uctions]]. |
| − | Magic | + | Magic drugs are [[good]] [[4|for]] [[you]]. You can obtain them if you have [[Money]]. |
If you want to see how it's like getting high without getting arrested, look at illusions. | If you want to see how it's like getting high without getting arrested, look at illusions. | ||
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[[Image:NostalgiaCritic 7.gif|thumb|right|[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] shows us what [[you]]'ll go through whenever you take ([[good]]) magic drugs.]] | [[Image:NostalgiaCritic 7.gif|thumb|right|[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] shows us what [[you]]'ll go through whenever you take ([[good]]) magic drugs.]] | ||
[[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|[[Rolf]], however, shows [[you]] what it's like if you take some ([[bad]]) Magic Drugs.]] | [[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|[[Rolf]], however, shows [[you]] what it's like if you take some ([[bad]]) Magic Drugs.]] | ||
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They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause [[Pickle Surprise]], and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.). | They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause [[Pickle Surprise]], and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.). | ||
Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also [[Ganon|great]]ly increase your muscle mass. However, if [[you]] aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater. | Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also [[Ganon|great]]ly increase your muscle mass. However, if [[you]] aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater. | ||
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*[[Sonic]] | *[[Sonic]] | ||
*[[He-Man]] | *[[He-Man]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Ivan Drago]] (In injectable form.) |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Jimi Hendrix]] (Specifically, Lysergic Acid Diethylamide.) |
| + | *[[The Beatles]] (Uses same drugs as Jimi Hendrix.) | ||
| + | *[[Pongpong13]] | ||
| + | *[[Phoenix Wright]] | ||
| + | *[[M. Bison]] | ||
| + | *[[The Fat Controller]] | ||
| + | *[[Diesel]] | ||
| + | *Barry Bonds (In injectable form.) | ||
| + | *[[Dethklok]] | ||
| + | *[[Dr. Rockso|Dr. Rockso, The Rock N' Roll Clown]] (Specifically, just cocaine.) | ||
| + | *[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] | ||
| + | *Most musicians, especially rappers and rock & rollers. | ||
| + | *[[Big Mouth]] (Without them, he can't see his friend, [[Dr. Rabbit|Roger Rabbit.]]) | ||
| + | *[[Gutsman]]'s [[Ass]] | ||
| + | *[[Youtube]] | ||
| + | *[[Super Macho Man]] (Also in an injectable form.) | ||
| + | *[[Zant]] (In the form of Caffine Pills.) | ||
| + | *[[Wario]] (Also in an injectable form.) | ||
| + | *[[Grimmjow Jaggerjaques]] (All forms of it. He uses them to power up.) | ||
| + | *[['60s]] [[AVGN Hippie/Fan|Hippies]] | ||
| + | *[[Princess Daisy]] (Especially lysergic acid diethylamide.) | ||
| + | *[[Koopone|Tony Montana]] | ||
| + | **In fact, all [[The Eighties|'80s]] mobsters. | ||
| + | *[[Freddy Krueger]] (Let's get high!) | ||
| + | *[[Snoop Dogg]] | ||
==Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs== | ==Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs== | ||
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*[[JazzDanceForChildren]] | *[[JazzDanceForChildren]] | ||
*[[manwith10toes]] | *[[manwith10toes]] | ||
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== People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs == | == People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs == | ||
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*[[Gordon]] | *[[Gordon]] | ||
*Emily | *Emily | ||
| + | *[[Communists]] | ||
| + | *Adolf [[Hitler]] and the [[Nazi]]s (Believe that since they're <u>the ultimate race</u>, doing magic drugs is pointless.) | ||
*Law enforcement officers | *Law enforcement officers | ||
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*[[Real Mario|Captain Lou Albano]] - He believed that they'll make you go to [[Hell]] ''before'' [[you]] [[die]]. | *[[Real Mario|Captain Lou Albano]] - He believed that they'll make you go to [[Hell]] ''before'' [[you]] [[die]]. | ||
*[[Jesus Christ]] | *[[Jesus Christ]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Hop]] |
*[[Mr. T]] - I pity da foo who does drugs! | *[[Mr. T]] - I pity da foo who does drugs! | ||
| + | *Sonny Crockett | ||
| + | *Rico Tubbs | ||
*Pinocchio | *Pinocchio | ||
==Variations== | ==Variations== | ||
| + | [[Image:Cold One.PNG|thumb|100px|Always remember to bring your old man a Cold One.]] | ||
Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include: | Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include: | ||
*Smokes | *Smokes | ||
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*Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs | *Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs | ||
*Opium | *Opium | ||
| − | *Marijuana | + | *Marijuana |
*Steroids | *Steroids | ||
*Cocaine | *Cocaine | ||
*[[Krystal|Crystal Meth]] | *[[Krystal|Crystal Meth]] | ||
| − | * | + | *Lysergic [[Ass|Ac]]id [[Die]]thylamide (LSD) |
===Alchoholic-Type Beverages=== | ===Alchoholic-Type Beverages=== | ||
| + | [[Image:LSD Coverart.jpg|thumb|right|Did you know that there are even video games based on drugs?!]] | ||
*[[BOOZE|Liquor]] | *[[BOOZE|Liquor]] | ||
*[[BOOZE|Booze]] | *[[BOOZE|Booze]] | ||
*[[Yes|Cold Ones]] | *[[Yes|Cold Ones]] | ||
[[Image:Nostalgiacriticpot.jpg|thumb|375px|center|In the end, it'll be [[you]] who ends up losing a lot of pot.]] | [[Image:Nostalgiacriticpot.jpg|thumb|375px|center|In the end, it'll be [[you]] who ends up losing a lot of pot.]] | ||
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
