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[[Image:Lum.jpg|thumb|Lum Invader.]] | [[Image:Lum.jpg|thumb|Lum Invader.]] | ||
| − | '''Lum Invader''' is the Oni princess of her home planet Oniboshi and probably one of the more decent, mentally stable characters in the world of YouTube Poop. She has the ability to fly and generate massive electrical charges, the latter of which can be | + | '''Lum Invader''' is the Oni princess of her home planet Oniboshi and probably one of the more decent, mentally stable characters in the world of YouTube Poop. She has the ability to fly and generate massive electrical charges, the latter of which can be strengthed whenever she utilizes [[Uctions]]. The owner of a very sexy body, she has long green hair and slightly pointy ears. She wears a tiger-striped bikini (based on the tiger-striped loinclothes of mythical oni) and has two tiny horns on her upper forehead that, when sprayed with a special solution, can be shaped to resemble barrettes. When these horns are removed (or when specially blessed yellow ribbons are tied around them), her electric and flying abilities disappear and she becomes a regular girl. |
==History== | ==History== | ||
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[[Image:LumLovesTheBirds.jpg|thumb|Lum loves the birds.]] | [[Image:LumLovesTheBirds.jpg|thumb|Lum loves the birds.]] | ||
*Lum is immune to most AIDS except Sailor Moon AIDS (more commonly known as [[Rudy Larriva Disorder]]). | *Lum is immune to most AIDS except Sailor Moon AIDS (more commonly known as [[Rudy Larriva Disorder]]). | ||
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*She once got drunk from eating a pickled plum and had sex with Kitsune (having mistaken him for Ataru) thus giving birth to her illegitimate daughter, Fox Lum. | *She once got drunk from eating a pickled plum and had sex with Kitsune (having mistaken him for Ataru) thus giving birth to her illegitimate daughter, Fox Lum. | ||
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*[[Dr Rabbit]] tried to shag her when she was a little girl, but he ended up shagging Ran instead. Thus Lum swore revenge on [[Dr Rabbit]]... and Ran swore revenge on both of them (she believed that Lum intentionally left her at the hands of [[Dr Rabbit]]). | *[[Dr Rabbit]] tried to shag her when she was a little girl, but he ended up shagging Ran instead. Thus Lum swore revenge on [[Dr Rabbit]]... and Ran swore revenge on both of them (she believed that Lum intentionally left her at the hands of [[Dr Rabbit]]). | ||
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*Her body "belongs to Darling." | *Her body "belongs to Darling." | ||
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| + | *She likes and is able to communicate with the [[Birds]]. | ||
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| + | ==Different Versions of Lum== | ||
| + | *[[Genie Lum]]: This powerful version of Lum wears a genie outfit and is capable of granting three wishes to whomever summons her from her lamp. | ||
| + | *[[Afro Lum]]: A version of Lum raised in Da Hood. She wears an afro, which she uses to conceal all sorts of weapons. She has a special bond with the [[Birds]]. | ||
| + | *[[Evil Lum]]: An evil clone of Lum created by [[LULZ Sora]]. She is capable of spreading [[Super AIDS]]. | ||
| + | *[[Dentist Lum]]: Lum after getting a job as a dentist. | ||
| + | *[[Evil Dentist Lum]]: An evil version of Lum who loves to torture people. | ||
| + | *[[Half-Fox Lum]]: Fox Lum after absorbing [[Uctions]]. She looks like Lum with fox ears and a tail and has the ability to shoot electricity just like her mother. | ||
| + | *[[Fox Lum]]: Illegitimate daughter of Lum and Kitsune. She is capable of flying and is very fond of gingko nuts. | ||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*Oyuki | *Oyuki | ||
*Jariten | *Jariten | ||
| + | *[[Kotatsu Neko]] | ||
| + | *[[Kenshiro]] | ||
| + | *[[Sonic]] | ||
| + | *[[Tails]] | ||
| + | *[[Knuckles]] | ||
*[[Birds]] | *[[Birds]] | ||
*[[pudding]] | *[[pudding]] | ||
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*The Gang of Three | *The Gang of Three | ||
*[[Bill O'Reilly]] | *[[Bill O'Reilly]] | ||
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| + | *[[Dr Rabbit]] | ||
| + | *[[Mama Luigi]] | ||
| + | *[[LULZ Sora]] | ||
| + | *[[Inuyasha|Inyourwasher]] | ||
| + | *[[Fagome]] | ||
*[[Chris Crocker]] | *[[Chris Crocker]] | ||
*[[George Bush]] | *[[George Bush]] | ||
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