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==Personality==
|name=Ludwig "Kooky" Von Koopa
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|image=KookyVonKoopa.jpg
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Ludwig Kooky Von Koopa is know to be a notorious spazz. He has a high cracking annoying-as-hell voice that is now considered [[ear rape]]. He's trying to grow his hair out, which by the way happens to be the color blue, but [[King Koopa]] demands the Kooky leaves his hair the way it is, or else he will rape him.
|shows=Super Mario Brothers 3, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World
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|noaddshows=yes
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[[Image:KookyVonKoopa.jpg|thumb|'''Kooky explaining to [[Hitler]] that he dosen't know who broke his Xbox 360'''.]]
|sex=Male
 
|dob={{Birth|1968}}
 
|occupation=Nazi, Prince, Conductor, Composer (he also invented Nazi weapons and he loves to re-live the glory days)
 
|cast=Michael Stark (AoSMB3, SMW Cartoon), [[Iggy Koopa|Mike Vaughn]] (New SMB [[Wii]])
 
|nationality=German
 
}}
 
  
Ludwig "Kooky" Von Koopa (1845-[[Coke|1886]], 1899-1945, 1968- ) is very cruel and evil, he was once the Oberstgruppenführer of the Schutzstaffel, only taking orders from Heinrich Himmler, and Adolf Hitler. Before that, he was the insane King of [[Germany|Bavaria]], spending more time building castles than ruling his people. He is the eldest of all the Koopa kids.
 
 
==Likes==
 
==Likes==
*[[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]] and [[Larry]]
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*raping [[Princess Toadstool|The Princess]]
*[[German]]y
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*[[Boobs]]
**[[the '80s|German reunification]]
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*[[Hop|Iggy]]
*The M[[ass|as]]ter/Aryan Race
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*[[Cheatsy|Larry]]
*[[Chocolate]]
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*[[Nazi|Naziism]]
*[[Burger King]]
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*[[Hitler|Adolph Hitler]]
*Classical Music, especially his namesake's.
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*The Master/Aryan Race
*The environment (especially that of Germany)
 
*Playing the fun game called "[[stuff]] [[you]]r [[boobs|boobies]] [[no|down the drain.]]"
 
{{Vid|X8yjLYjSVmo}}
 
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
*Being Called Kooky
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*your mom
*Being mistaken for a scientist.
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*Being called Kooky
*All music recorded after 1945.
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*[[Big Mouth|Morton]]
*[[Bowser Jr.]], [[Roy]], and [[Lemmy]]
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*[[Communists|Communism]]
*[[Communism]]
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*[[Africans]]
**The [[German|Deutsche]] Demokratische Republik
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*Jews
*[[Money|Capitalism]] (to [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]]'s dismay)
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*Non-members of the m[[ass|as]]ter/Aryan race
*Democracy
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*[[Brock|Asians]]
*Getting shot in the [[balls]].
 
  
==Story==
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==Misc==
In his first life, Ludwig von Koopa was born in present-day Munich in Nymphenburg Castle in 1845, and became King of Bavaria in 1864. As King, he was found to be insane, often spending time building fairy-tale castles instead of ruling Bavaria. He was deposed in 1886, and died that year.
 
  
In his second life, Ludwig was born in Berlin in the year 1899. As a child, he was deeply interested in music, listening to a lot of his namesake's music on his cylinder phonograph. In 1925, inspired by the Beer Hall Putsch in Munich and the book Mein Kampf, he decided to join the [[Nazi|National Social German Worker's Party]], and later the Schutzstaffel, where he rose up in the ranks to the rank of Oberstgruppenführer.
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*His real name is Ludwig von Koopa
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*Owner of the haunted Thump Castle Hotel. He has had complaints from customers over the vanishing doors.
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*His Castle Hotel is often confused with Hyrule Castle.
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*He is a Nazi, which usually causes him and [[Hip|Lemmy]], a communist, to get into fights.
  
By 1945, Ludwig was the second-in-command (Oberstgruppenführer) of the Schutzstaffel, but after both Hitler and Himmler committed suicide, Ludwig assumed control. After the war, he was captured, charged with war crimes, and was executed.
 
  
In [[the '60s|1968]], Ludwig started his third and current life as the eldest son of [[King Koopa]].
 
  
In 1988, he and his siblings first fought [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]], and were beaten. In 1989, he fought the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Bros.]] again, and was again defeated. In 1992, he and his siblings used machines to take over Jewellery Land, again failing, though this time he was shot in the [[balls]] by [[Mario]] with a [[Gun|Super Scope]] on [[Yoshi]]'s back. In 1993, he finished construction on his own castle hotel, [[Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel]], which was taken over by his father, and then destroyed by [[Fat Mario]] and [[Gay Luigi]]. In 2009, he again fought Mario and Luigi, and failed again.
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[[Category:Characters]]
 
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[[Category:Characters - Male]]
Nowadays, he serves a re-animated [[Hitler]] in a second attempt to conquer die vorld for Deutschland (Which is failing miserably, so far, as the only place they have control over is [[Stuttgart]]), while also running his Thump Castle Hotel.
 
 
 
==Criminal Record==
 
[[Image:Ludwig NSMBWii.png|frame|right|Look how <s>evil</s> cute he is. :3]]
 
*Planting a bomb that killed [[over 9000]] Jews and an [[Brock|Asian]] in April of 2009.
 
*Killing Jewish girls while in bed.
 
*Robbing Wal-Mart.
 
*Telling all black people to leave said Wal-Mart over the intercom.
 
*Serving a re-animated version of Hitler.
 
*Escaping from jail.
 
*Aiding [[King Dedede]] in the theft of the 600 [[pizza]]s from Mona Pizza.
 
*Setting fire to Hebrew towns.
 
*Stealing lots of records, compact discs, and cassettes that he hates, then burning them (both literally and figuratively).
 
*Stealing tax rebate money.
 
*[[Bomb]]ing the entire Mushroom Kingdom
 
*Having an ear-shattering laugh.
 
*Plus various war crimes accumulated during World War II.
 
 
 
==Death==
 
 
 
During the war, Ludwig tried to keep the SS going after [[Hitler]], Himmler, and Joseph Goebbels killed themselves, but was arrested by the Allies. He was hung in 1945. 23 years later, in 1968, he was reincarnated as one of [[King Koopa]]'s 8 children.
 
 
 
==Misc.==
 
*He is addicted to [[Chips|French fries]].
 
**In fact, he thinks that he could change history if he had a little bit of French fries involved.
 
*Owner of the haunted Thump Castle Hotel. He has had complaints from customers over the vanishing doors.
 
*His Castle Hotel is often confused with Hyrule Castle.
 
*He invented the Kooky Cookie in Paper Mario.
 
*Aided [[Inuyasha]] in defeating Ronald McDonald.
 
*Won the 4th Youchew Hungary Games, by convincing [[Crow T. Robot]] to commit [[suicide]], rather than kill him.
 
*He got a cool sounding voice for New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
 
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Mario World]]
 
 
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]]
[[Category:Evil Characters]]
 
[[Category:Royal Characters]]
 
[[Category:Europeans]]
 
[[Category:Nazis]]
 
[[Category:Insane Characters]]
 
[[Category:Militaristic People]]
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 
[[Category:Nintendo Characters]]
 
[[Category:Koopalings]]
 
[[Category:Criminals]]
 
[[Category:Reptiles]]
 
[[Category:Turtles]]
 

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