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[[Image:ChunliAndMaiShiranui.jpg|thumb|Awww.]] | [[Image:ChunliAndMaiShiranui.jpg|thumb|Awww.]] | ||
[[Image:Lovephi.jpg|thumb|right|[[Philadelphia]] wants to tell you something...]] | [[Image:Lovephi.jpg|thumb|right|[[Philadelphia]] wants to tell you something...]] | ||
− | + | When a man and a woman are very close to each other (or in some cases, two different men or women), '''love''' happens. It is not known why our instinct is to love instead of just ramming our cocks into the first hole we see, but it is the direct cause of both [[Dan Hibiki|happiness]] and [[:Category:Emo Characters|depression]]. [[The Simpsons|Please, think of the children before doing this!]] | |
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− | When a man and a woman are very close to each other (or in some cases, two different men or women), '''love''' happens. It is not known why our instinct is to love instead of just ramming our cocks into the first hole we see, but it is the direct cause of both [[Dan Hibiki|happiness]] and [[:Category:Emo Characters|depression]]. | ||
Love is also hazardous. Side-effects of it include [[Horny|lust]], <s>cooties,</s> [[Jizz In My Pants|jizzing in your pants uncontrollably]], uncontrollable crying (doesn't matter if [[you]] don't cry), children, and becoming prone to goblin attacks. So remember that before you enter this crazy disease. | Love is also hazardous. Side-effects of it include [[Horny|lust]], <s>cooties,</s> [[Jizz In My Pants|jizzing in your pants uncontrollably]], uncontrollable crying (doesn't matter if [[you]] don't cry), children, and becoming prone to goblin attacks. So remember that before you enter this crazy disease. | ||
==Examples of Love== | ==Examples of Love== | ||
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*[[Ken Masters|Ken]] loves Eliza. | *[[Ken Masters|Ken]] loves Eliza. | ||
*[[Vegeta]] loves Bulma. | *[[Vegeta]] loves Bulma. | ||
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*The YouChew users love their [[Chewfag Girls]]. | *The YouChew users love their [[Chewfag Girls]]. | ||
*[[Lord Raptor]] loves '''ROCK AND ROLL.''' | *[[Lord Raptor]] loves '''ROCK AND ROLL.''' | ||
− | * | + | *Patrick Stewart loves males. Males have beautiful asses. |
*[[Brock]] loves [[Nurse Joy]] and [[Officer Jenny]]. | *[[Brock]] loves [[Nurse Joy]] and [[Officer Jenny]]. | ||
*[[Orson Welles]] loves Mrs. Pell's fishsticks. | *[[Orson Welles]] loves Mrs. Pell's fishsticks. | ||
*Joel and Mike were sent to the Satellite of Love. | *Joel and Mike were sent to the Satellite of Love. | ||
− | * | + | *<s>[[PSE1nf0]] loves [[Fiddlesticks411]].</s> But nobody loves him back. |
− | + | *[[YTPnews1/MustangSally72]] loves [[Furry|Sabrina the Skunk]]. | |
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==People Who Dislike Love== | ==People Who Dislike Love== |