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{{CharBox | {{CharBox | ||
|name=Kirby | |name=Kirby | ||
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|shows=Kirby | |shows=Kirby | ||
|age=[[Heavy Weapons Guy|Baby]]-ish | |age=[[Heavy Weapons Guy|Baby]]-ish | ||
− | |cast=Makiko Ohmoto | + | |cast=Makiko Ohmoto |
}} | }} | ||
− | Kirby is a cute little pink blob who eats [[stuff]] and even gains special powers from | + | [[Image:Kirby 071220s-l.jpg|left|thumb|What Kirby will be like 20 years from now.]] |
+ | Kirby is a cute little pink blob who eats [[stuff]] and even gains special powers from eating them. [[King Dedede]] hates the little [[fuck]]er, as does [[Meta Knight]]... somewhat. | ||
==Creation== | ==Creation== | ||
− | + | Kirby was created by Masahiro Sakurai at the age 19, and was originally planned to be named "Popopo". The original design was actually just a placeholder, but they liked it so much, they kept it. Kirby became a hit, got his own series, with his games getting longer, tougher, rounder and more colourful, and he even starred in his own manga and anime series, [[Kirby: Right Back At Ya]]. Also, Kirby was one of the few characters who actually got into [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]], and is present in all games of the series. The series doesn't really have many characters, just Kirby, [[Dedede]], [[Meta Knight]], Nightmare, Dark Matter, Adeleine the painter, Chef Kawasaki, Whispy Woods, [[Tiff]], Tuff, Dyna Blade, Knuckle Joe, and the Waddle Dees, among others. | |
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− | Kirby was created by Masahiro Sakurai at the age 19, and was originally planned to be named "Popopo". The original design was actually just a placeholder, but they liked it so much, they kept it. Kirby became a hit | + | [[Image:3768.gif|thumb|right|Kirby's hearing his usual shit that he likes, like the [[Insane Clown Posse]].]] |
− | [[Image:3768.gif|thumb|right|Kirby's hearing his usual shit that he likes.]] | + | |
And yet most of those characters made it into [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] in some form. | And yet most of those characters made it into [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] in some form. | ||
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==Known Powers== | ==Known Powers== | ||
''He's the man of many men and faces''<br> | ''He's the man of many men and faces''<br> | ||
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[[Image:FighterKirby.png|left|frame|An example of one of Kirby's powers; Fighter Kirby.]] | [[Image:FighterKirby.png|left|frame|An example of one of Kirby's powers; Fighter Kirby.]] | ||
*[[Sword]] - Slice and dice stuff. It's also [[enough]] for him... NOT! | *[[Sword]] - Slice and dice stuff. It's also [[enough]] for him... NOT! | ||
− | **Ice Sword - Turn your enemies into ice cubes | + | **Ice Sword - Turn your enemies into ice cubes |
− | **Fire Sword - | + | **Fire Sword - BBQ |
− | **Thunder Sword - Electrocute your enemies | + | **Thunder Sword - Electrocute your enemies |
*Beam - Use a beam like a whip. In Kirby Super Star, you can shoot blasts and make beam swirls. A lot better than the regular beam power. | *Beam - Use a beam like a whip. In Kirby Super Star, you can shoot blasts and make beam swirls. A lot better than the regular beam power. | ||
− | *Spark - Stand still and shock people | + | *Spark - Stand still and shock people. |
− | *Plasma (Kirby Super Star only) - Different than the spark power. You can shoot thunder instead of just standing still and shocking | + | *Plasma (Kirby Super Star only) - Different than the spark power. You can shoot thunder instead of just standing still and shocking. Run back and forth to build charge. |
− | *Throw - | + | *Throw - throw your enemies! |
− | *Bubble (Kirby Speak Squad only) - If the bubble hits an enemy, they will turn into a bubble showing their power. No power | + | *Bubble (Kirby Speak Squad only) - If the bubble hits an enemy, they will turn into a bubble showing their power. No power, then you get a star. Collecting a bunch of stars will let you spit out a super star. |
*Smash (Kirby and the Amazing Mirror only) - Good ol' Super Smash Bros. times. You get the hammer, rock, and some enemy-slicing moves. | *Smash (Kirby and the Amazing Mirror only) - Good ol' Super Smash Bros. times. You get the hammer, rock, and some enemy-slicing moves. | ||
*Missile (Kirby and the Amazing Mirror only) - Become a missile! | *Missile (Kirby and the Amazing Mirror only) - Become a missile! | ||
− | *Cupid (Kirby and the Amazing Mirror | + | *Cupid (Kirby and the Amazing Mirror and Kirby Squeak Squad) - Become a cupid and kill people with your arrows. |
*Hammer - Smash stuff with your hammer. | *Hammer - Smash stuff with your hammer. | ||
*Parasol - Float around the place. Seems like a shitty power at first, but what are you going to do about that coconut bomb above you? | *Parasol - Float around the place. Seems like a shitty power at first, but what are you going to do about that coconut bomb above you? | ||
− | *Ninja (KSS, KSqS)- Shuriken, kunai, fire spells (Squeak Squad only), and dropping people from the sky? Oh yes | + | *Ninja (KSS, KSqS)- Shuriken, kunai, fire spells (Squeak Squad only), and dropping people from the sky? Oh yes. |
− | *Stone - | + | *Stone - You're a stone. You can roll over people, but not in Kirby's Adventure. |
+ | {{VidCaption|b2w4CU6Vc4|One of Snoop Dogg's songs matching up to a song from Kirby's.}} | ||
*Fire/Burning (mixed in Squeak Squad) - You can blow fire/turn into a raging fireball. | *Fire/Burning (mixed in Squeak Squad) - You can blow fire/turn into a raging fireball. | ||
− | *Bomb (KSS, KAM, KSqS) - You want it? | + | *Bomb (KSS, KAM, KSqS) - Boom. You want it? |
**Ice Bomb (KSqS) - A freezing explosion. | **Ice Bomb (KSqS) - A freezing explosion. | ||
**Thunder Bomb (KSqS) - A shocking explosion | **Thunder Bomb (KSqS) - A shocking explosion | ||
− | ***No fire bombs | + | ***No fire bombs. Regular bombs create fire. |
*Tornado - You are a tornado. | *Tornado - You are a tornado. | ||
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*Laser - Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. It ricochets off hills. Can have a bigger charge in Squeak Squad. | *Laser - Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. It ricochets off hills. Can have a bigger charge in Squeak Squad. | ||
− | * | + | *Ice - Blow ice at your enemies. |
− | * | + | *Freeze (K'sA) - Become sessile and freeze anyone around you. |
*Wheel - Become a wheel and zoom across water! You can pick up elements in Squeak Squad. | *Wheel - Become a wheel and zoom across water! You can pick up elements in Squeak Squad. | ||
*Metal (SqS only) - You're invincible against regular enemies, and you can roll too! But you are very slow. | *Metal (SqS only) - You're invincible against regular enemies, and you can roll too! But you are very slow. | ||
− | + | *Animal (SqS) - Slice the faces off your enemies and give them rabies (not so sure about rabies). | |
− | *Animal (SqS) - Slice the faces off your enemies and give them rabies (not so sure about rabies) | + | *Master (KAM) - Meta Knight's sword! |
− | + | *Heart Rod (Kirby's Dramland 3) - The joy of the people you helped. Defeat Dark Matter with it. | |
− | *Master (KAM) - Meta Knight's | + | *Star Rod (K'sA) - A rod... that shoots stars. |
− | * | + | *Triple star hammer (SqS) - A hammer with the three elemental abilities fire, ice, and thunder. |
− | *Star Rod (K'sA) - A rod... that shoots stars | ||
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*Mirror (KSS) - Throw mirror shards and split yourself. <strike>Possibly the reason why the game 'Kirby and the Amazing Mirror' exists.</strike> | *Mirror (KSS) - Throw mirror shards and split yourself. <strike>Possibly the reason why the game 'Kirby and the Amazing Mirror' exists.</strike> | ||
[[Image:Stalin Jamming.gif|frame|right|Ever since Kirby became the Chewiki's official music listener, he's been getting some competition.]] | [[Image:Stalin Jamming.gif|frame|right|Ever since Kirby became the Chewiki's official music listener, he's been getting some competition.]] | ||
+ | [[Image:HitlerJamming.gif|thumb|right|Now when we said that Kirby had competition, we meant it.]] | ||
*Cutter - Cut stuff with a boomerang slicer. | *Cutter - Cut stuff with a boomerang slicer. | ||
*Fighter (KAM, KSqS, KSS) - You can fight and shoot hadokens! | *Fighter (KAM, KSqS, KSS) - You can fight and shoot hadokens! | ||
*Ghost (KSqS) - Ever wondered how it's like to control your (minor) enemies? No more wondering. | *Ghost (KSqS) - Ever wondered how it's like to control your (minor) enemies? No more wondering. | ||
− | *Crash - Everything on screen dies. 'Nuff said | + | *Crash - Everything on screen dies. 'Nuff said. |
− | *Light (Kirby's Adventure only) - Lights up dark places. Pretty useless | + | *Light (Kirby's Adventure only) - Lights up dark places. Pretty useless. |
− | *Mic | + | *Mic (K'sA) - Kill stuff on screen with your horrible singing. |
− | + | *Hi-jump (K'sA, KSqS)- Jump high(!) for a limited time. | |
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*Needle (K'sA) - You become sessile and poke things that touch you. | *Needle (K'sA) - You become sessile and poke things that touch you. | ||
*Ball (K'sA) - It's fun to bounce around, but not once you fall down a death zone. | *Ball (K'sA) - It's fun to bounce around, but not once you fall down a death zone. | ||
− | *UFO - You fly around while shooting lasers and beams | + | *UFO - You fly around while shooting lasers and beams. |
− | *Tiny (KAM) - You shrunk. You can't suck in things, but you can fit in | + | *Tiny (KAM) - You shrunk. You can't suck in things, but you can fit in small spaces. |
*Bird (SS) - Fly around and shoot feathers. | *Bird (SS) - Fly around and shoot feathers. | ||
− | *Copy (SS) - Steal powers from enemies | + | *Copy (SS) - Steal powers from enemies from afar. Damages enemies without powers. Is required to get the paint power. |
− | *Paint (SS) - | + | **Paint (SS) - Can only be used one time; a weaker and funner crash. It paints bosses a different color. Use copy on orange blobs (Heavy Lobster) or color balls (Camelio Arm) to get. |
− | *Yo- | + | *Jet (KSS) - Kirby gets an awesome jetpack. |
+ | *Yo-yo (KSS) - Kick ass with a yo-yo. The fire tackle in Super Smash Bros. Melee was replaced with the yo-yo spin in SSBB. | ||
*Broom (Kirby's Dreamland 3) - Use a broom to sweep up stuff. Attack changes depending on partner. | *Broom (Kirby's Dreamland 3) - Use a broom to sweep up stuff. Attack changes depending on partner. | ||
*Yarn (Kirby's Epic Yarn) - Doesn't have a swallowing or floating ability, but can use his yarn for different things. | *Yarn (Kirby's Epic Yarn) - Doesn't have a swallowing or floating ability, but can use his yarn for different things. | ||
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===Super Smash Bros. Powers=== | ===Super Smash Bros. Powers=== | ||
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*[[Dr. Mario]] - Spam [[Left 4 Dead|pills]] that hurt others. | *[[Dr. Mario]] - Spam [[Left 4 Dead|pills]] that hurt others. | ||
*[[Pichu]] - Hurt yourself while spamming powerful electricity. Yeah, it's actually pointless for him. | *[[Pichu]] - Hurt yourself while spamming powerful electricity. Yeah, it's actually pointless for him. | ||
− | *[[Pikachu]] - Spam | + | *[[Pikachu]] - Spam electricity. |
− | *[[Princess Peach]] - Spam [[Toad]] | + | *[[Princess Peach]] - Spam [[Toad]] |
*[[Captain Olimar]] - Spam [[Pikmin]]... but only when he's on the ground. | *[[Captain Olimar]] - Spam [[Pikmin]]... but only when he's on the ground. | ||
*[[Captain Falcon]] - Spam the almighty [[Falcon Punch]]. | *[[Captain Falcon]] - Spam the almighty [[Falcon Punch]]. | ||
− | * | + | *Kirby - Spams nothing, but you can steal another Kirby's power if they have one. |
*[[Meta Knight]] - Spam spinning sword attack. | *[[Meta Knight]] - Spam spinning sword attack. | ||
*Young Link - Spam ''flaming'' arrows. | *Young Link - Spam ''flaming'' arrows. | ||
− | * | + | *Mewtwo - Spam shadow balls. You may expand them if you'd like to. |
**Lucario - Spam aura balls. See Mewtwo. | **Lucario - Spam aura balls. See Mewtwo. | ||
*[[King Dedede]] - Spam swallowing and spitting powers... wait, what? | *[[King Dedede]] - Spam swallowing and spitting powers... wait, what? | ||
*Toon Link - Spam arrows that go further, yet slower. | *Toon Link - Spam arrows that go further, yet slower. | ||
− | [[Image:Kirby 071220b-l.jpg|right|thumb|An example of one of Kirby | + | [[Image:Kirby 071220b-l.jpg|right|thumb|An example of one of Kirby powers from one of the Super Smash Bros. games. Now with a comparison to the original power!]] |
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*Ike - *shining sound that increases shining sounds* Explode and hurt yourself. | *Ike - *shining sound that increases shining sounds* Explode and hurt yourself. | ||
*Marth - *shining sound that increases shining sounds* Slice someone powerfully. Without hurting yourself. | *Marth - *shining sound that increases shining sounds* Slice someone powerfully. Without hurting yourself. | ||
− | *Roy - *shining sound that increases shining sounds* Slice someone powerfully ''while'' hurting | + | *Roy - *shining sound that increases shining sounds* Slice someone powerfully ''while'' hurting him. |
*[[Diddy Kong]] - Spam a peanut gun that grows in power and accuracy at the right time. However, don't hold it for too long, or else. | *[[Diddy Kong]] - Spam a peanut gun that grows in power and accuracy at the right time. However, don't hold it for too long, or else. | ||
*[[Donkey Kong]] - Spam great punches. | *[[Donkey Kong]] - Spam great punches. | ||
*Ice Climbers - Spam a single ice thing. | *Ice Climbers - Spam a single ice thing. | ||
− | *Mr. Game & Watch - Spam | + | *Mr. Game & Watch - Spam [[penis|sausages]]. That's... kinda [[gay]]. |
− | *[[Solid Snake]] - Spam | + | *[[Solid Snake]] - Spam grenades. Also, grow a really cool beard in the process. |
*[[Luigi]] - Spam floating green fireballs. | *[[Luigi]] - Spam floating green fireballs. | ||
*[[Samus Aran]] - Spam a ball of energy. See Mewtwo & Lucario. | *[[Samus Aran]] - Spam a ball of energy. See Mewtwo & Lucario. | ||
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*[[Pit]] - Spams magic arrows. Well at least that's better than yet another gun. | *[[Pit]] - Spams magic arrows. Well at least that's better than yet another gun. | ||
*[[Zelda]] - Spam a magic protecting crystal that also does damage. | *[[Zelda]] - Spam a magic protecting crystal that also does damage. | ||
− | **Sheik - Spam | + | **Sheik - Spam spikes. |
− | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] - Spam | + | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] - Spam Homing Attack. |
*[[Ganondorf]] - Spam an even more powerful and purple version of the Falcon Punch called the "Warlock Punch". | *[[Ganondorf]] - Spam an even more powerful and purple version of the Falcon Punch called the "Warlock Punch". | ||
− | *[[Wario]] - Spam the power of chomping on people. | + | *[[Wario]] - Spam the power of chomping on people. Yes. |
*Squirtle - Spam water gun. | *Squirtle - Spam water gun. | ||
**Ivysaur - Spam bullet seed. | **Ivysaur - Spam bullet seed. | ||
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*[[Bowser]] - Spam fire breath of death. | *[[Bowser]] - Spam fire breath of death. | ||
*[[Yoshi]] - Spam your newly extended tongue... and turn your enemies into [[egg]]s. | *[[Yoshi]] - Spam your newly extended tongue... and turn your enemies into [[egg]]s. | ||
− | *R.O.B. - Spam a laser. | + | *R.O.B. - Spam a laser. BEEEP!! |
*Jigglypuff - Spam rolling ability. | *Jigglypuff - Spam rolling ability. | ||
*Ness - Spam PK Flash. | *Ness - Spam PK Flash. | ||
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*His favorite food is, believe it or not, blocks. | *His favorite food is, believe it or not, blocks. | ||
*Since Kirby is a pink guy, [[Dan Hibiki]] approves. | *Since Kirby is a pink guy, [[Dan Hibiki]] approves. | ||
− | *However, in Kirby's first game, which was Kirby's Dream Land, he was actually white | + | *However, in Kirby's first game, which was Kirby's Dream Land, he was actually white. He didn't become pink until Kirby's Adventure. One theory about why this is: the same concept as flamingos. After the success of his first game, he pigged out on shrimp, which changed his color. |
− | *Shigeru Miyamoto, the creator of [[Mario]], [[Link|The Legend of]] [[Zelda]], and many other famous characters, wanted Kirby to be yellow instead of pink. His request was denied because the rest of [[Nintendo]] thought that making him yellow would result in copyright issues with Namco and Pac-Man. He eventually got his wish granted in Kirby's Dream Course when if [[you]] were Player 2, you'd play as Keeby, who is a yellow version of Kirby and is probably Kirby's twin brother | + | *Shigeru Miyamoto, the creator of [[Mario]], [[Link|The Legend of]] [[Zelda]], and many other famous characters, wanted Kirby to be yellow instead of pink. His request was denied because the rest of [[Nintendo]] thought that making him yellow would result in copyright issues with Namco and Pac-Man. He eventually got his wish granted in Kirby's Dream Course when if [[you]] were Player 2, you'd play as Keeby, who is a yellow version of Kirby and is probably Kirby's twin brother. |
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*Kirby, along with [[Meta Knight]] and [[King Dedede]] can be bought as plushies in online stores. They are also very popular toys for people. | *Kirby, along with [[Meta Knight]] and [[King Dedede]] can be bought as plushies in online stores. They are also very popular toys for people. | ||
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*In Kirby Super Star Ultra, Kirby would get a slightly pissed off/serious look whenever he ate something and he didn't get a power. In ''Kirby's Adventure'', he just shrugs. | *In Kirby Super Star Ultra, Kirby would get a slightly pissed off/serious look whenever he ate something and he didn't get a power. In ''Kirby's Adventure'', he just shrugs. | ||
− | *Not to be confused with the comic book artist Jack Kirby, or the Kirby vaccums, or Kirby from the Brave Little Toaster, or John J. Kirby, Jr., a.k.a., the lawyer who defended [[Nintendo]] against Universal Studios in a copyright attack for [[Donkey Kong]], or; hell; [[fuck]]ing anyone or anything that has the name Kirby in it period. | + | *Not to be confused with the comic book artist Jack Kirby, or the Kirby vaccums, or Kirby from the Brave Little Toaster, or John J. Kirby, Jr., a.k.a., the lawyer who defended [[Nintendo]] against [[retard|Universal Studios]] in a copyright attack for [[Donkey Kong]], or; hell; [[fuck]]ing anyone or anything that has the name Kirby in it period. |
− | *Has numerous cities dedicated to him for his awesomeness, such as Kirby, Arizona; Kirby, | + | *Has numerous cities dedicated to him for his awesomeness, such as Kirby, Arizona; Kirby, Texas; and Kirby, West Virginia. |
− | *Kirby is, apparently, a common place name, surname, and given name, derived from Old Norse, meaning church settlement. | + | *Kirby is, apparently, a common place name, surname, and given name, derived from [[retard|Old Norse]], meaning church settlement. |
*In Kirby & The Amazing Mirror, he has three other types of Kirbies helping him out. The three types of Kirbies are Yellow Kirby, Green Kirby, and Red Kirby. | *In Kirby & The Amazing Mirror, he has three other types of Kirbies helping him out. The three types of Kirbies are Yellow Kirby, Green Kirby, and Red Kirby. | ||
*He's a jolly fellow. (At least, according to Kirby Super Star.) | *He's a jolly fellow. (At least, according to Kirby Super Star.) | ||
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*Despite the fact that he only cares for food, he enjoyed being kissed by a female fairy, even though he fainted. Our little baby is finally growing up. | *Despite the fact that he only cares for food, he enjoyed being kissed by a female fairy, even though he fainted. Our little baby is finally growing up. | ||
*He loves fishing with his best friend, Gooey. | *He loves fishing with his best friend, Gooey. | ||
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*''Kirby's Dream Land 3'' shows that there are strange creatures called "Batamon" that look just like Kirby. In addition, Noddy (the little sleepy guy), [[Meta Knight]] and Iron Mam (from ''Kirby Super Star'') look like Kirbies, which proves that he's not alone. | *''Kirby's Dream Land 3'' shows that there are strange creatures called "Batamon" that look just like Kirby. In addition, Noddy (the little sleepy guy), [[Meta Knight]] and Iron Mam (from ''Kirby Super Star'') look like Kirbies, which proves that he's not alone. | ||
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*[[Dr. Mario|He'll be brave and he'll unite us, then he will die of meningitus.]] | *[[Dr. Mario|He'll be brave and he'll unite us, then he will die of meningitus.]] | ||
− | *He's also one | + | *He's also one tough cream puff. |
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==Kirby? KIRBY?!== | ==Kirby? KIRBY?!== | ||
KIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | KIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
[[Image:Kirby.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Oh, sorry, Kirby; thought you were a pillow.]] | [[Image:Kirby.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Oh, sorry, Kirby; thought you were a pillow.]] | ||
− | [[Category:Characters - Male | + | [[Category: Characters - Male]] |
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− | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | + | [[Category: Anime Characters]] |
− | [[Category:Anime Characters]] | + | [[Category: Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]] |
− | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]] | + | [[Category: Internet Memes]] |
− | [[Category:Internet Memes]] | + | [[Category: Fighters]] |
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