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{{CharBox
 
|name=King Koopa
 
|name=King Koopa
 
|image=bowser.JPEG
 
|image=bowser.JPEG
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|shows=[[The Super Mario Brothers Super Show]]!, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World
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|shows=The Super Mario Brothers Super Show, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World
 
|noaddshows=yes
 
|noaddshows=yes
 
|sex=Male
 
|sex=Male
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|age=62 (At time of death)
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|age=67
 
|occupation= Evil King of the Koopas
 
|occupation= Evil King of the Koopas
 
|nationality=American
 
|nationality=American
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|cast=Harvey Atkin, [[Dead|Dennis Hopper]]
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|cast=Harvey Atkin
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}}
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}}{{char}}
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
  
 
''See [[Bowser]] for more Information'' [[Image:DOLT.jpg|thumb|King Koopa looking like a total dolt.]]
 
''See [[Bowser]] for more Information'' [[Image:DOLT.jpg|thumb|King Koopa looking like a total dolt.]]
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King Koopa is a form of Bowser that resembles a rejected character from Dragon Tales more than his actual form. He has many children, all fathered from an unknown source including two notable sons, [[Hip]] and [[Hop]]. He appeared as the primary antagonist of all three Super Mario cartoons from 1989-1991 and even hosted his own public domain cartoons block, although it was cancelled after only a week on the air.
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One form of Bowser that resembles a lizard more than his actual form. He has many children including two notable sons, [[Hip]] and [[Hop]]. Just like Bowser, he has been labeled as a serial rapist and should never be approached under any circumstance.
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In The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! He frequently appeared in various dimensions and historical timelines, often flanked by his Koopa Pack, which acted to varying degrees of usefulness to their Koopa leader. He always made his escape Danger 5 style, by dashing into a Warp Zone at the end of each episode narrowly avoiding certain assassination at the hands of the Mario Bros.
 
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In The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, he had aged into fatherhood of his septuplet Koopalings, and was successfully raising them to be his junior evildoers. Over the course of the series they conquered the entire world at least once, captured the President of the United States, and frequently invaded multiple countries for other purposes. Initially King Koopa tried to pull escaping through Warp Zones again, but this series would mark the first time he would suffer full-fledged defeat.
 
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In Super Mario World, he had become successfully banished from the Mushroom Kingdom but made his home in Dinosaur World, albeit at the considerate lack of much of his familiar technology. Much of the schemes that he and his koopalings underwent during this period had to become resorted to the more petty than usual variety as a result. These included many forms of deception and small time theft.
 
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From 1985 to 1996, King Koopa rented out the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] which was then the ''Pizza Island Disney Planet'', making it one of his fearsome castles. He later left the Coney Island Disco Palace as he could no longer pay the rent. A statue in his honour stands where the now-torn-down Disco Palace once stood.  
 
From 1985 to 1996, King Koopa rented out the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] which was then the ''Pizza Island Disney Planet'', making it one of his fearsome castles. He later left the Coney Island Disco Palace as he could no longer pay the rent. A statue in his honour stands where the now-torn-down Disco Palace once stood.  
  
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He is notable as the first villian to appear in Youtube Poop, as he was a prominant character in “Recycled Koopa”, the focal point of [[I’D SAY HE’S HOT ON OUR TAIL]].
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Cultural Heritage: American, Bronx
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In the King's Epic Adventure Timeline, King Koopa is cast as '''Totally Depraved Evil Insideous Man''', the fourth adversary whom King Harkinian attempts to make eat his shit. TDEIM laments the lack of his old, much better castle, inaccessible to him due to being banished from the Mushroom Kingdom years prior. Harkinian strikes up a a deal with him that involves aiding King Koopa in getting his old castle back, something that is met with suspicion from Harkinian's companions. Where the series last left off, Harkinian, TDEIM and the rest of the cast were headed in the direction of the Mushroom Kingdom, intent on taking the old Castle Koopa back once again. This remains currently the only instance of Harkinian collaborating with an adversary he will eventually have to defeat somehow.
 
  
 
   
 
   
 
==Obsessions==
 
==Obsessions==
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King Koopa is known to have an obscure obsession with his key also known as [[This Key]]. Unfortunately it was eaten by [[Yoshi]] in the form of [[Yoshkins]] (who later gave this key to [[Conker the Squirrel|Conker]]) causing him to spiral into a deep depression. It turns out that the key was then used to free [[the Princess]] from King Koopa's chamber.
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King Koopa is known to have an obscure obsession with his key also known as [[This Key]]. Unfortunately it was eaten by [[Yoshi]] in the form of [[Yoshkins]] (who later gave this key to [[Conker the Squirrel|Conker]]) causing him to spiral into a deep depression. It turns out that the key was then used to free [[the Princess]] from King Koopa's raping chamber.
  
 
==Forms==
 
==Forms==
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*[[Bowser]]
 
*[[Bowser]]
 
*Koopa Claus
 
*Koopa Claus
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*[[Godzilla|Koopzilla]]
 
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*Robo Koopa 2.0
 
 
[[Image:GrumpyKing.PNG|thumb|King Koopa is not amused.]]
 
[[Image:GrumpyKing.PNG|thumb|King Koopa is not amused.]]
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
 
*"That dino twerp is eating me out of house and home!"
 
*"That dino twerp is eating me out of house and home!"
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*"What's the one thing most likely to rot people's minds, and reduce their brains to [[Mashed Potatoes|mashed potatoes]]? ...I remember now! Television!"
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*"What's the one thing most likely to rot people's minds, and reduce their brains to [[Mashed Potatos|mashed potatos]]? ...I remember now! Television!"
 
*"Pesky Plumbers!"
 
*"Pesky Plumbers!"
 
*"When will those awful offspring of mine learn to pick up their...pipes?"
 
*"When will those awful offspring of mine learn to pick up their...pipes?"
 
*"Remember; [[Oogtar]] spelled backwards...is RATGOO! Ha heh heh!"
 
*"Remember; [[Oogtar]] spelled backwards...is RATGOO! Ha heh heh!"
 
*"All this bashing and crashing really works up an appetite!"
 
*"All this bashing and crashing really works up an appetite!"
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*"Like my grandfather Poop always said, 'All toasters toast [[toast]]!'"
 
*"Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not having a temper tantrum, I'm doing exercises!"
 
*"Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not having a temper tantrum, I'm doing exercises!"
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*"You're gonna wait a long time, Princess, 'cause these toys are going to my Koopa Koopa Football Players on Koopa Koopa Football Easter morning!"
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*"Are those cavekids gonna whimper when they find out I kooped all their toys! Their mouths'll hang open a minute or two, then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry 'Twas a grand adventure!' Hahahah! Merry Koopa Koopa Football April Fool's, boys and girls!"
 
*"He who koops and runs away, lives to KOOP another day."
 
*"He who koops and runs away, lives to KOOP another day."
 
*"TWAT!"
 
*"TWAT!"
 
*"[[Fuck]] [[You]]!"
 
*"[[Fuck]] [[You]]!"
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*"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!"
 
*"My magic football players'll be so happy when they see all the wonderful presents I stole for them!"
 
*"My magic football players'll be so happy when they see all the wonderful presents I stole for them!"
 
*"Wrong, prehistoric punk!"
 
*"Wrong, prehistoric punk!"
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*"So... Mario thinks ''he's'' king of [[Cum]]alot, EHH?"
 
*"So... Mario thinks ''he's'' king of [[Cum]]alot, EHH?"
 
*"Permit me to introduce ya to... RACCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON KOOPA!"
 
*"Permit me to introduce ya to... RACCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON KOOPA!"
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*"Soon the underwater world of Metropolis will be Scoopakoopatropolis!"
 
*"I know where you live! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
 
*"I know where you live! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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*"Now hear this, Mario! Now that Breezie has diverted Sonic to the far reaches of the planet, I'm gonna throw ya a wedding shower!"
 
*"YOU?! What are you doing in my bag of toys, cave creep?!"
 
*"YOU?! What are you doing in my bag of toys, cave creep?!"
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*"She's playing at Wendy's Hotel! Or is it the sand?"
 
*"This is easier than the princess and just as fun.
 
*"This is easier than the princess and just as fun.
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*"QUIET. I'M THE KING HERE."
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*"I'll get you next time, Gadget. NEXT TIME!!"
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*"The President's budget should hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry this lady!"
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*"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, [[Captain Planet|CAPTAIN PLANET]]!"
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*"One of the nice things about being evil is, you get to fuck a lot."
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*"AH, SHUT YOUR CRAP!!"
 
[[Image:bowser2.jpg|thumb|An authentic picture of King Koopa preparing to [[sex|rape]] [[The Princess]].]]
 
[[Image:bowser2.jpg|thumb|An authentic picture of King Koopa preparing to [[sex|rape]] [[The Princess]].]]
  
 
==Likes==
 
==Likes==
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[[Image:King Koopa-1975.jpg|thumb|right|King Koopa in [[The '70s]]]]
 
 
*His Koopa Kids.
 
*His Koopa Kids.
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*[[The 1970s]] (The [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] was his failed attempt to bring them back).
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*[[no|Igniting his farts.]]
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*Marijuana
 
 
*Everybody (Except Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Toad, Yoshi, Oogtar, and Milli Vanilli.)
 
*Everybody (Except Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Toad, Yoshi, Oogtar, and Milli Vanilli.)
 
*Capitalism
 
*Capitalism
 
*[[Youtube]]
 
*[[Youtube]]
 
*New Super Mario Brothers Wii (For bringing back his actual kids for the first time for over 6 years.)
 
*New Super Mario Brothers Wii (For bringing back his actual kids for the first time for over 6 years.)
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*[[Adolf Hitler]]
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*Benito Mussolini
 
*[[Porn]] (Especially [[Yoshi]] porn for some strange reason.)
 
*[[Porn]] (Especially [[Yoshi]] porn for some strange reason.)
 
*[[Mashed Potatoes]]
 
*[[Mashed Potatoes]]
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*[[Oogtar]]
 
*[[Oogtar]]
 
*[[Shit|Milli Vanilli]]
 
*[[Shit|Milli Vanilli]]
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*When [[Dry Bones|His]] [[Wizardheimer|Stupid]] [[Koopa Troopa|Minions]] [[fail]] him.
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*When [[Dry Bones|His]] [[Wizardheimer|Stupid]] [[Caterpillars|Minions]] [[fail]] him.
 
**When he gets pwned as a result of their failure.
 
**When he gets pwned as a result of their failure.
  
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*<s>Morton "[[Big Mouth]]" Koopa, Jr.</s>  (Disowned)
 
*<s>Morton "[[Big Mouth]]" Koopa, Jr.</s>  (Disowned)
 
*Larry "[[Cheatsy]]" Koopa
 
*Larry "[[Cheatsy]]" Koopa
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*<s>[[Bowser Jr.]]</s> ([[Dead|Deceased]]; child of [[Bowser]])
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*<s>[[Bowser Jr.]]</s> ([[Die|Deceased]]; child of [[Bowser]])
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[http://youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=75513 His kids got their own collab!]
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*He is not good at naming restaurants.
 
*He is not good at naming restaurants.
 
*His restaurant "Scoopa Koopa's Fast Food" was shut down by [[Dr. Mario]] the Health Inspector.
 
*His restaurant "Scoopa Koopa's Fast Food" was shut down by [[Dr. Mario]] the Health Inspector.
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*He invented the [[Rock TV]], which gave us [[Vanilla Ice]] Age and professional wrestling.
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*He invented the Rock TV, which gave us [[Vanilla Ice]] Age and professional wrestling.
 
*He thinks that [[sex]] only happens in the real world.
 
*He thinks that [[sex]] only happens in the real world.
 
*He has [[AIDS|HPV]] and/or [[AIDS|HIV]] according to [[Dr. Mario]].
 
*He has [[AIDS|HPV]] and/or [[AIDS|HIV]] according to [[Dr. Mario]].
 
*He thinks that [[penis]] is an excellent trait for life.
 
*He thinks that [[penis]] is an excellent trait for life.
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**Also, he could've taken over the [[Penis]] Kingdom years ago if it wasn't for the Super Mario Bros.
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*Also, he could've taken over the [[Penis]] Kingdom years ago if it wasn't for the Super Mario Bros.
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*Dennis Hopper ([[Dead|R.I.P.]]), one of his voice actors, also appeared in ''[[The '50s|Rebel Without a Cause]]''.
 
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*Some may say that in the cartoon show he is a better character than [[Mario]], who they turned into a bit of a jerk.
 
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*The best way to piss him off is by ruining his throne room.
 
  
 
==Death==
 
==Death==
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Mario World]]
 
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[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 
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[[Category:Turtles]]
 

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