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|name=King Koopa | |name=King Koopa | ||
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|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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''See [[Bowser]] for more Information'' [[Image:DOLT.jpg|thumb|King Koopa looking like a total dolt.]] | ''See [[Bowser]] for more Information'' [[Image:DOLT.jpg|thumb|King Koopa looking like a total dolt.]] | ||
− | + | One form of Bowser that resembles a lizard more than his actual form. He has many children including two notable sons, [[Hip]] and [[Hop]]. Just like Bowser, he has been labeled as a serial rapist and should never be approached under any circumstance. | |
− | + | From 1985 to 1996, King Koopa rented-out the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] which was then the ''Pizza Island Disney Planet'', making it one of his fearsome castles. He later left the ''Coney Island Disco Palace'' as he could no longer pay rent. He is credited with saving the now torn-down ''Coney Island Disco Palace''. A statue in his honor now stands where the ''Coney Island Disco Palace'' once stood. | |
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− | From 1985 to 1996, King Koopa rented out the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] which was then the ''Pizza Island Disney Planet'', making it one of his fearsome castles. He later left the Coney Island Disco Palace as he could no longer pay | ||
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+ | Cultural Heritage:American, Bronx | ||
==Obsessions== | ==Obsessions== | ||
− | King Koopa is known to have an obscure obsession with his key also known as [[This Key]]. Unfortunately it was eaten by [[Yoshi]] in the form of [[Yoshkins]] (who later gave this key to [[Conker the Squirrel|Conker]]) causing him to spiral into a deep depression. It turns out that the key was then used to free [[the Princess]] from King Koopa's chamber. | + | King Koopa is known to have an obscure obsession with his key also known as [[This Key]]. Unfortunately it was eaten by [[Yoshi]] in the form of [[Yoshkins]] (who later gave this key to [[Conker the Squirrel|Conker]]) causing him to spiral into a deep depression. It turns out that the key was then used to free [[the Princess]] from King Koopa's raping chamber. |
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==Forms== | ==Forms== | ||
− | *RACCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON KOOPA | + | *[[RACCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON KOOPA]] |
*[[Blue Koopa]] | *[[Blue Koopa]] | ||
*[[Greenback Koopa]] | *[[Greenback Koopa]] | ||
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*[[Koopone]] | *[[Koopone]] | ||
*[[Bowser]] | *[[Bowser]] | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
*"That dino twerp is eating me out of house and home!" | *"That dino twerp is eating me out of house and home!" | ||
− | *"What's the one thing most likely to rot people's minds, and reduce their brains to | + | *"What's the one thing most likely to rot people's minds, and reduce their brains to mashed potatoes? ...I remember now! Television!" |
*"Pesky Plumbers!" | *"Pesky Plumbers!" | ||
*"When will those awful offspring of mine learn to pick up their...pipes?" | *"When will those awful offspring of mine learn to pick up their...pipes?" | ||
− | *"Remember; | + | *"Remember; Oogtar spelled backwards...is RATGOO! Ha heh heh!" |
*"All this bashing and crashing really works up an appetite!" | *"All this bashing and crashing really works up an appetite!" | ||
+ | *"Like my grandfather Poop always said, 'All toasters toast [[toast]]!'" | ||
*"Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not having a temper tantrum, I'm doing exercises!" | *"Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not having a temper tantrum, I'm doing exercises!" | ||
− | *"He who | + | *"You're gonna wait a long time, Princess, 'cause these toys are going to my Koopa Koopa Football Players on Koopa Koopa Football Easter morning!" |
+ | *"Are those cavekids gonna whimper when they find out I kooped all their toys! Their mouths'll hang open a minute or two, then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry 'Twas a grand adventure!' Hahahah! Merry Koopa Koopa Football April Fool's, boys and girls!" | ||
+ | *"He who runs away, lives to KOOP another day." | ||
*"TWAT!" | *"TWAT!" | ||
− | *" | + | *"Fuck You!" |
+ | *"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" | ||
*"My magic football players'll be so happy when they see all the wonderful presents I stole for them!" | *"My magic football players'll be so happy when they see all the wonderful presents I stole for them!" | ||
*"Wrong, prehistoric punk!" | *"Wrong, prehistoric punk!" | ||
− | *"Stop! You're not supposed to go off till | + | *"Stop! You're not supposed to go off till Christmas-- ''(bomb explodes)'' ...morning." |
*"I got bad idea!" | *"I got bad idea!" | ||
− | *"At last I'm king! King of | + | *"At last I'm king! King of all the ocean! The waves obey my every whim!" |
*"So... Mario thinks ''he's'' king of [[Cum]]alot, EHH?" | *"So... Mario thinks ''he's'' king of [[Cum]]alot, EHH?" | ||
− | *" | + | *"RACCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON KOOPA" |
− | *" | + | *"Soon the underwater world of Metropolis will be Scoopakoopatropolis!" |
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
− | + | *His Koopa kids | |
− | *His Koopa | + | *Igniting his farts |
− | * | + | *Everybody (Except Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Toad, Yoshi, Oogtar, and Milli Vanilli) |
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− | *Everybody (Except Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Toad, Yoshi, Oogtar, and Milli Vanilli | ||
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==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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*[[Toad]] | *[[Toad]] | ||
*[[Oogtar]] | *[[Oogtar]] | ||
− | * | + | *Milli Vanilli |
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==Offspring== | ==Offspring== | ||
− | * | + | *Morton "[[Big Mouth]]" Koopa, Jr. |
+ | *Roy "[[Bully]]" Koopa | ||
+ | *Larry "[[Cheatsy]]" Koopa | ||
*Lemmy "[[Hip]]" Koopa | *Lemmy "[[Hip]]" Koopa | ||
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*Iggy" [[Hop]]" Koopa | *Iggy" [[Hop]]" Koopa | ||
+ | *Ludwig "[[Kooky]]" Von Koopa | ||
*Wendy "[[Kootie Pie]]" O. Koopa | *Wendy "[[Kootie Pie]]" O. Koopa | ||
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