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| − | }} | + | '''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]] and one of the most famous characters on the youtube poop universe. He loves talking about [[Link|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy. His Castle was destroyed thanks to Zeus But the King killed Zeus by throwing rotton ultra-spicy dinner into his mouth. |
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| + | Cultural Heritage: Sweden | ||
==Early Life== | ==Early Life== | ||
| − | [[Image:The-Kings-Parents-1945.jpg|thumb|The King's | + | [[Image:The-Kings-Parents-1945.jpg|thumb|The King's Parents]] |
| − | Very little is known about The King's early life, although it has been speculated that his father may have been Santa Claus. It is known that he was born sometime in | + | Very little is known about The King's early life, although it has been speculated that his father may have been Santa Claus. It is known that he was born sometime in 1945. It also has been speculated that, when Harkinian was four (4) years old, he was known as [[Caillou]], the retarded cancer patient. |
==Areas of Expertise== | ==Areas of Expertise== | ||
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*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain [[Cum|bodily fluids]]. | *The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain [[Cum|bodily fluids]]. | ||
| − | *The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "Jumper" was based off this skill. | + | *The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "The Jumper" was based off of this skill. |
| − | *The King also has a | + | *The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst [[Wario]] Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii. |
| − | *He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this | + | *He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it. |
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*He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him. | *He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him. | ||
| − | + | *Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube. | |
| − | *Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him | ||
*It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly. | *It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly. | ||
*[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life. | *[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life. | ||
*It is heavily suspected The King is a hard [[BOOZE|drinker]]. He usually drinks when talking about his "[[Link|boy]]", and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time. | *It is heavily suspected The King is a hard [[BOOZE|drinker]]. He usually drinks when talking about his "[[Link|boy]]", and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda. This may be due to his bottomless goblet which he holds most of the time. | ||
*The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]]. | *The King is one of two people who have mastered the lightsaber in [[Hyrule]]. The other person is [[Link]]. | ||
| − | *The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. His signature attack is "Dinner Attack", | + | *The King can utilize different kinds of beam attacks, mostly coming from his mouth. It is thought that everyone else got the Lazer shooting abilities from him. His signature attack is "Dinner Attack", where he turns inverted, gets red eyes, has his face replaced with dinner, and fires a massive beam. |
| − | *Knows some of the best places to eat dinner. His all time favorite restaurant was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], eating there for dinner every day from the opening in 1967 to the closing in 1985. He stopped eating there when Rick bought the place and constantly [[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled]] The King | + | *He also owns a spaceship. It looks very similar to the spaceship in Metroid. |
| + | *Knows some of the best places to eat dinner. His all time favorite restaurant was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]], eating there for dinner every day from the opening in 1967 to the closing in 1985. He stopped eating there when Rick bought the place and constantly [[Rick Roll|Rick Rolled]] The King everytime he tried to eat. | ||
*Before he became the King of [[Hyrule]], he once wrote a book about his expertise in life called ''"[[Adolf Hitler|Mein Junge]]."'' He also wrote about his beliefs such as having peace becoming what all true warriors strive for. | *Before he became the King of [[Hyrule]], he once wrote a book about his expertise in life called ''"[[Adolf Hitler|Mein Junge]]."'' He also wrote about his beliefs such as having peace becoming what all true warriors strive for. | ||
| − | *He once walked to Gamelon after Ganon seized his | + | *He once walked to Gamelon after Ganon seized his ship. It is unclear how he got there. He either has the ability to walk on water or breath underwater. |
| − | + | *During his time in the pit, he gained the power of regeneration, which explains why he took it so well when he got his dick caught in the door. | |
| − | *During his time in the pit, he gained the power of regeneration, which explains why he | + | *Consider's Jon Hamm as a true warrior. |
| − | * His belching can | + | * His belching can ressurect the dead if he consumes alcohol during a funeral, such as ressurecting [[Impa]] who died of a heart attack due to loud thunder, and because the zombies get destructive and he has to belch to revert them into living beings while [[Link|someone]] uses the [[Book of Koradie]], he is forbidden from drinking alchohol during funerals as seen in this video here: {{vid|mUZcqomD_YY}} |
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| − | [[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px| | + | [[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Seasons Greetings from the king.]] |
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===Drug Abuse=== | ===Drug Abuse=== | ||
| − | Sometime before | + | Sometime before his death he was a weed smoker. He and [[Sonic]] were on good terms and would normally always smoke weed together. Due to his drug addictions every time he tried to say "we" he mistakenly says "weed" due to either force of habit or a terrible voice actor hired by Philips. He appeared in a banned episode of [[Sonic Sez]] as a special guest to say the word weed. |
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| + | ===Death=== | ||
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| + | News of his death has not been released to the public yet, but it is a plausable fact. There are rumors going around that the king got so drunk, he suc[[cum]]bed to [[Dry Bones|alcohol poisoning]] shortly after his merry laugh with Zelda. He then [[die]]d, and was replaced by another, less alchohol-addicted king. The current king has yet to have been questioned on whether or not he is the original king, but it is very likely that he <i>isn't</i>. The original King may or may not be released from the pit, however, [[Gregg the Grim Reaper]] is getting pissed at the King's death happening so frequently. He died during a battle with [[Little Critter]] after he sacrificed himself to avenge his dad's death. | ||
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| + | [[Image:Teamrocketaids.jpg|frame|right|[[James]] tried to give the King [[AIDS]] once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]] | ||
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| + | ==Possessions== | ||
| + | *The Triforce of Courage | ||
| + | *Lotsa [[Dinner]] | ||
| + | *A lightsaber | ||
| + | *A [[Dinner Blaster]], which fires cheeseburgers. | ||
| + | *A bottomless wine goblet | ||
| + | *The wierd headband he wears instead of a crown | ||
| + | *A necklace that he only wears when he's laughing and drinking wine at the same time. | ||
| + | *A ship. Possibly a yacht or a [[Lazy Town|pirate <del>shit</del> ship]]. | ||
| + | *A [[Wii]] | ||
| + | *The only photo of his parents. | ||
| + | *A 1920's Austin convertible. | ||
| + | *A Toyota Hybrid | ||
| + | *A 1958 [[Edsel]] Citation | ||
| + | *An early '50s Studebaker | ||
| + | *A 1941 Plymouth | ||
| + | *A 1980's hatchback, which he drove to Squadallah Burger and Duke Onkled's Diner | ||
| + | *A 1975 AMC Pacer, which he drove to [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] (stolen and totalled by [[Bowser Jr]] in 1986). | ||
| + | *An SUV called "Heep" | ||
| + | *A 1988 VW Golf that can transform into a taxi, which he insists is a Toyota even though he just replaced the VW's emblem | ||
| + | *A 1946 DeSoto [[Image:The-King-driving-his-Desoto.jpg|thumb|The King's 1946 DeSoto]] | ||
| + | *A pet Platypus (PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?) | ||
| + | *A Webcam | ||
| + | *Munf Munf | ||
| + | *A collection of sponges for which he constantly gives to Duke Onkled to scrub the floors in Hyrule. | ||
| + | *Several cellphones. (One of which he uses to call Jay Sherman to talk about dinner, peace and his Wii). | ||
| + | *Ice cream for [[Dinner]]. | ||
| + | *Mad Men Season 1 and 2 DVD's | ||
| + | *A street piano | ||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
| − | + | [[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|The King, [[Link]], [[Gwonam]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]] | |
*[[Dinner]] | *[[Dinner]] | ||
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*[[Link]] | *[[Link]] | ||
*Arguing with [[Zelda]] | *Arguing with [[Zelda]] | ||
*Torturing [[Duke Onkled]] | *Torturing [[Duke Onkled]] | ||
| − | * | + | *Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]] |
*Saying "[[My Boy]]" | *Saying "[[My Boy]]" | ||
| + | *His pet platypus. | ||
*Telling people to [[scrub]] stuff. | *Telling people to [[scrub]] stuff. | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *Mudkips |
| + | *Laughing | ||
| + | *Saying The Number [[4]] | ||
*Taking constant trips to Gamelon. | *Taking constant trips to Gamelon. | ||
| − | *Evanescence | + | *Singing "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence with others like [[Link]] helping out. |
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*[[KFC]] | *[[KFC]] | ||
*His Ship | *His Ship | ||
| + | *[[Gordon]] | ||
*The number [[4]] | *The number [[4]] | ||
| − | *Playing | + | *Playing His Wii. |
| − | *[[No|His | + | *Using The Triforce Of Courage |
| + | *Cheeseburgers | ||
| + | *Reeses Pieces | ||
| + | *Dominos Pizza | ||
| + | *Ham | ||
| + | *SEEEH-GAHHH | ||
| + | *Virtual Boy | ||
| + | *THE FAR-LEFT LOONS | ||
| + | *My Neighbor Totoro | ||
| + | *[[No|His Mormon Faith (yes ladies, he's polygamous!)]] | ||
*Summoning Bob the Builder to do his dirty work | *Summoning Bob the Builder to do his dirty work | ||
*Duke Onkled's Diner | *Duke Onkled's Diner | ||
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*[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] | *[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] | ||
*Guitar Hero | *Guitar Hero | ||
| − | * | + | *Vintage Cars |
| − | *[[ | + | **[[Edsel]]s |
| − | * | + | **Packards |
| − | + | **Studebakers | |
| − | + | **The Ford Model T | |
| + | **The Chevrolet Bel-Air | ||
| + | **Plymouths | ||
| + | *Porco Rosso | ||
| + | *Ice Cream | ||
| + | *Dancing to Scatman John | ||
| + | *Mad Men (The TV series) | ||
*Cars (The Movie) | *Cars (The Movie) | ||
*Hades (Only because he is enemies with Zeus) | *Hades (Only because he is enemies with Zeus) | ||
*Fishing | *Fishing | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Whinefeld]] (He thinks it's funny. Strange, considering that [[Robin]] thought that it was the freakiest thing he had ever seen.) |
| − | * | + | *The Great Mouse Detective |
| + | [[Image:Enough.jpg|thumb|right|ENOUGH]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Dinner.gif|thumb|right|Dinner]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Gangmahboi.jpg|thumb|right|The King attempting to rap about his boi.]] | ||
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
| − | *Not | + | *Not Having Dinner |
*[[Ganon]] | *[[Ganon]] | ||
*[[Zelda]], however this is questionable, as he sent Duke Onkled to prison for asking [[sex]] from Zelda, implying that he cares somewhat for her. | *[[Zelda]], however this is questionable, as he sent Duke Onkled to prison for asking [[sex]] from Zelda, implying that he cares somewhat for her. | ||
*[[Snacks]] | *[[Snacks]] | ||
| − | *[[Potato chips]] | + | *[[Potato chips|Chips]] |
*[[Froggo]] | *[[Froggo]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Jimmy Neutron|Jimmy]] & [[Timmy Turner|Timmy]] |
| − | + | *[[Zeus]] (For stealing his MAH BOI line) | |
| − | *Zeus (For stealing his MAH BOI line) | + | *The (fake) King from the Zelda cartoon (see Zeus) |
| − | *The (fake) King from the Zelda cartoon | + | *[[Big Cheese]] (see Zeus) |
| − | *[[Big Cheese]] ( | + | *People who steal the "Mah Boi" line. |
*Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon) | *Being questioned (Especially for his reasons of travel to Gamelon) | ||
| − | *His other pet | + | *His other pet fluffy |
| − | *[[ | + | *Plymouth Voyagers, Yugos, Chevrolet Chevette's and [[Anti-Uctions|Hyundai]] Sonatas (He sends them to the pit because he only likes vintage cars) |
*[[Willy Wonka]] (he is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]). | *[[Willy Wonka]] (he is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]). | ||
*Squadala Burger | *Squadala Burger | ||
*Gwonam's Pizzeria | *Gwonam's Pizzeria | ||
| − | * | + | *Scoopa Koopa's Fast Food (Was confused with the name thinking the place sold ice cream along with the fact the food turned you into a [[bird]]) |
*Rick's Roll's (Rick Astley's short lived restaurant that replaced [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]) | *Rick's Roll's (Rick Astley's short lived restaurant that replaced [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]) | ||
| − | *Rock Band ( | + | *Rock Band |
| + | *Toasters (He epsecially hates The Brave Little Toaster) | ||
*Rosebud Frozen Peas | *Rosebud Frozen Peas | ||
*Blotto Bros. Wine | *Blotto Bros. Wine | ||
| − | *[[I. Fleecem]] (The King has owed him money for oil, rope, dinner and a ship since | + | *[[I. Fleecem]] (The King has owed him money for oil, rope, dinner and a ship since 1947). |
| − | * | + | *Being Rick Rolled. |
| − | * | + | *Dust for dinner |
| + | *Republican Teabaggers! | ||
| + | *His clones (He's the true King of course!) | ||
| + | *Paul Revere and the Raiders | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | + | *MAH BOI! | |
| − | + | *Four! | |
| − | + | *I wonder what's for dinner? | |
| − | + | *[[Yes|YES!!]] | |
| − | + | *[[AIDS]]! | |
| − | + | *Then [[Fuck|FUCK]] [[You|YOU]] [[Gwonam|Mr. Cable Box]]. | |
| − | + | *Then get a job. | |
| − | + | *[[You|YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] | |
| − | + | *You're finally becoming a man, [[My Boy|boy]]. | |
| − | + | *After you [[scrub]] all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away! | |
| − | + | *HMMMM...how can [[Wii]] help? | |
| − | + | *This peace is what all true warriors strive FOR! | |
| − | + | *Zelda, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him. | |
| − | + | *Did somebody say "dinner"? | |
| − | + | *Dinner Attack! | |
| − | + | *This [[penis|dick]] is what all true warriors rub in the morning. | |
| − | + | *After you rub your [[penis|Wii-Wii]], then we can scrub [[cum]] off the floors. | |
| − | + | *What? | |
| − | + | *If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link. | |
| − | + | *ENOUGH! | |
| − | + | *You saved me! | |
| − | + | *My [[Shit|ship]] sails in the morning. | |
| − | + | *I'll be in my quarters. If you hear any fits of rage, think of it as the wind. | |
| − | + | *[[Zelda]], I'm under attack by the evil forces of [[Ganon]]. | |
| − | + | *[[Zelda]], go to [[hell]]! | |
| − | + | *[[Ganon]], what's for [[dinner]]? | |
| − | + | *Don't talk shit, what's for my [[fuck]]ing dinner? | |
| − | + | *[[I]]'m for dinner? | |
| − | + | *Holy [[Shit]]! | |
| − | + | *Don't eat me for dinner! I taste like shit! | |
| − | + | *[[Duke Onkled]] tastes like shit too! | |
| − | + | *Ganon, rub Duke Onkled's [[dick]], then eat it. | |
| − | + | *I saved a piece of Dunk Onkled's dick for dinner! | |
| − | + | *I'm going to escape. | |
| − | + | *[[I]] saved myself!! | |
| − | + | *I'm going to have ICE CREAM for dinner! | |
| − | + | *I'm going to war! | |
| − | + | *ENOUGH!!! [[I]] can't turn my back for 4 minutes without [[you]] sons of bitches [[dick]]ing around! | |
| − | + | *Enough! [[I]] rule this place! Do what [[I]] say and SHUT THE [[hell|HELL]] UP! | |
| − | + | *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! | |
| − | + | *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Who the [[hell]] do [[you]] think [[you]]'re talking to? | |
| − | + | *[[You]] peices of [[dick]]-[[shit]], [[I]]'m going to cir[[cum]]size [[you]] all!! | |
| − | [[ | + | *...[[I.M. Meen]]!! |
| − | + | *(Laughs) [[I]]'m the king of [[CD-i]]. [[I]] say what [[I]] want. [[I]] Rule [[Hyrule]]. [[You]] all do what [[I]] say! | |
| + | *WHA?! What the [[hell]]?! | ||
| + | *WHA?! | ||
| + | *[[You]] want a piece of me, [[I.M. Meen|DOS]] [[shit]]?! | ||
| + | *What the [[fuck]]?! | ||
| + | *[[Zelda]], [[I]]'m always talking about [[dinner]]. | ||
| + | *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going fishing. | ||
| + | *[[Yes]]! | ||
| + | *[[Link]], [[I]] ate fish for [[dinner]]. | ||
| + | *Talk to me, boy! | ||
| + | *Talk to me about my [[dinner]]! | ||
| + | *This is me! | ||
| + | *[[I]] don't k[[no]]w what to say!! | ||
| + | *[[Zelda]], I'm going to [[Duke Onkled]]'s for [[dinner]]. | ||
| + | *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I'm going to walk. | ||
| + | *What's for [[dinner]]? | ||
| + | *[[Fuck]] this [[shit]], take him away!! | ||
| + | *Talk to the hand cause you don't hear the face in a month. | ||
| + | *[[Link]], [[Stuarttwentythree|Stuart]] has hit 700 subs!! | ||
| + | *[[Yes]], [[I]]'ll go to [[Gamelon]] to get [[dinner]]. | ||
| + | *Don't talk about time to me, boy! | ||
| + | *If [[you]] don't hear me in a month, sentence mix me! | ||
| + | *I'm going to get dinner! | ||
| + | *[[Yes|Dinner is served!!]] | ||
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