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'''''King Scott Harkinian Striviquadivarius Hyrule''''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]] and one of the most key characters in the [[YouTube Poop]] universe. He loves talking to and about [[Mah boi|his boi,]] [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule, and later sentenced him to death. His castle has been destroyed and rebuilt several times over the years.
 
'''''King Scott Harkinian Striviquadivarius Hyrule''''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]] and one of the most key characters in the [[YouTube Poop]] universe. He loves talking to and about [[Mah boi|his boi,]] [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule, and later sentenced him to death. His castle has been destroyed and rebuilt several times over the years.
The whims of a monarch are absolute, so no one can stop him when he puts his mind to something. Being the proud owner of weapons, vehicles, doodads, and even trademarked goods in his name, there's always something going down within the castle walls. He was featured on [[Youchew Trading Cards|Youchew Trading Card]] #95, a Gold Tier card, bearing the following description:
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The whims of a monarch are absolute, so no one can stop him when he puts his mind to something. Being the proud owner of weapons, vehicles, doodads, and even trademarked goods in his name, there's always something going down within the castle walls.
 
 
"Benevolent, charismatic, ever-merciful, and always promptly announcing his next source of action, the King of Hyrule is a peace-loving soul whose command is absolute. His kingly position enables him to do anything he sets his mind to, and with a hearty laugh, he takes ''full'' advantage of it. Thus, there's always something going down within the castle walls, and with him being the owner of various weapons, vehicles and gadgets to toy with, it's a wonder why Link ever gets bored living there. Not the brightest of monarchs, but everyone loves him anyway."
 
 
 
He is also the star of [[Geibuchan]]'s The King's Epic Adventure, itself featured on [[Youchew Trading Cards|Youchew Trading Card]] #80, making him distinctive in being one of the very few characters to appear on and be the focus of more than a single card (alongside the undisputed [[Fat Mario]], who appears on a total of 3 cards including [[Toast]](#2), [[Fat Mario]] & [[Gay Luigi]](#61), and [[YTPMV]](#72), 4 if [[Luigi's Chinese Cowboy Impression]](#39) is counted.) TKEA's card description reads this:
 
 
 
"At the highest level of authority in Hyrule, his castle's dinner preparations are the finest in all existence. So grand is his taste in fine cuisine, he can shit the very essance of paradiso itself, doubling as the best full-course meal in the world! The King embarks on a thrilling adventure to prove this to the cosmos, and with the aid of Solid Snake and Otacon, he'll never rest until the job is finished. However he's more than willing to assist any poor soul he meets along the way. No matter the odds, or what giant boss he has to face, he bravely jumps headfirst into battle and shakes off anything thrown at him. Whether it be the Triforce of Courage or raw determination backing him up, he'll use his shit to show the masters of the multiverse the light, or kill till the last one has fallen! Onwards, brave King! Your destiny awaits!"
 
  
 
==Early Life==
 
==Early Life==

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